Post by gallowsCalibrator on May 3, 2011 22:27:02 GMT -5
hey everyone! terezi let me borrow her account for a second so i could put this up. uh, me, kanaya, and feferi riffed this...thing. my brain kinda hurts from reading this, is this what riffing things is like? no wonder karkat is always in a bad mood. well i better not keep you waiting. here it is! enjoy!
) (ey everyone!!!
hey kanaya! feferi!
Hello
so, uh, what are we doing in here? is this that famous theater you guys don't shut up about?
Yes That Famous Theater We Dont Shut Up About You Are Correct John
well it's mostly karkat but it's a pretty cool place!
It is!!! T) (e popcorn ) (ere is WOND-ERFUL! 38)
oh cool! hey is something coming on the screen?
Yea) (, basically we read bad fanfiction on the screen and make fun of it.
sounds fun! let's get to it.
And Now The Torture Begins
Episode 202
Series: (Crossover) Spongebob Squarepants, Charlie Brown, Family Guy, and Fish Hooks.
Author: camijessica
Title: Spongebob brown hooks guy
It was a ordinary day at the bikini bottom. Spongebob oh yay! it's spongebob! he's awesome. Who's Spongebob? I Dont Want To Know By The Silly Name was walking gary. " This day isn't as fun as anyother day. Patrick was at goofey goobers, SquidSQUIDS!!!!!!!!!! I already LOV-E t) (is!!!!ward was at his 1rst clairnet lesson,Sandy was in Texas, and was at a casino." The yellow sponge said
Just in time Patrick came. "HI Spongebob."He said in his annyoing voice annoying? i never thought it was annoying, oh well.. " Guess what i saw i saw a a pet shop with three fishesT) (is story gets better and better! in a tank! C'mon lets go!" Patrick added. "But their strangers!" Spongebob said. Who Are The Strangers The Fish Or The Pet Shop the pet shop, duh!...wait.
"So, we should go vist them." patrick said. " No." Spongebob said.
Meanwhile...batman was driving around in his car being all awesome...wait that's not spongebob related What Is A Batman he's a superhero! his costume is based off bats!T) (at sounds like somet) (ing -Eridan would like!!! He Sounds Like A Rainbow Drinker there's plenty of other superheros as well, like aquaman! i can tell you all about them later. Okay Okay We Need To Continue
Milo,Bea, and Oscar Do You Know These People John i don't remember them from the show. does that mean anything? Yes It Means You Need To Watch More Of This Wigglers Show were ventering outside the tank with their water suits. Then a cat starts coming after them and they jump into the ocean and meet Spongebob. Why is a fis) ( tank near t) (e ocean??? 38?"Hey its the people from the tank! I'm Patrick and that sponge is my friend spongebob."Patrick said.
"Hi spongebob, hi patrick." Bea said. "Aey, do you know that i found another ocean?"\
"Let's go." said spongebob. They entered quhaog. quhaog? uh, why am i reminded of family guy?Troll Peter Griffin is ) (ilarious in t) (at show!!!!! Oh Gog I Think I Remember ThisThere they met Louis which took her family to Charlie they all met Charlie brown and Snoopy and Woodstock."Whaz'zup?" asked Snoopy. oh hell yeah! snoopy! this fic is awesome! i don't know why you guys think it's bad!I AGR-E----E!!! The fis) ( in this fan fiction are so interesting!!! I Think I Need A Break From You Two
"Proper grammar snoopy."said Charlie.
"Stop soopy,I don't like t) (is soup, it tastes too soupy!!! here! try the toast!don't do that snoopy,proper grammar Snoopy, stop BLAH BLAH BLAH!" Yells Snoopy. don't they mean "bluh bluh bluh"?Blu) ( Blu)( )(uge Fis) (!!!!!
Spongebob raised a brow. " Well Charlie do you know about fun?" He said since he was the "master" of fun.
"I think we need some fun herz!" said Lous. [fart] ...what? John Do You Still Think This An Awesome Fic well i do agree farts aren't that funny but this was just one time.Also t) (ere is a S-EV-ER-E lack of fis) ( in this part!!!!
"Who was that?" said Meg.
"Me." Said Chris.
"Lets all go to a WATER Park!"Y--------EA) (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Glub glub glub glub glub. Whats The Point Of A Water Park If The Park Is Underwater so they can have water in your water in your water park! Jo) (n!!! You're ) (urting my ) (ead!!!! Oh Gog oh, uh, sorry guys. heh. You Are Forgiven Same ) (ere!Shouted Bea. " Yeah!" Said everyone at the same time.
"!"Yelled Snoopy.
"Did you hear that? Patrick did you ear that?" We're going to a water park!" Spongebob said. His starfishT) (is Patrick is a STARFIS) (
GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB 38D! No He Is Really A Rainbow Drinking Mermaid Feferi38(friend was happy!
"We're going,we're going, we're going to a water park." Spongebob and Patrick sang. over and over again. oh cool, singing!
Both Stewie and Brian got annyoed.Annyoed??? 38| ...okay i have no defense for that
"Seriously, Just seriously, why the chicken did you sing that?"The football headed baby*Wiggler What Chicken Is This Wiggler Blind what chicken? there was and never will be a chicken. said.
Peter soon joined the song and everyone including Patrick and SPongebob got angry.
"Brain,let's-" disappear from t) (e story??? I ) (ave to admit t) (ese ) (uman c) (aracters aren't -EXIT------------------ED -ENOUG) (!!!!!! maybe they just need some build up. Stewie said. " No!" Brian said.
Stewie whispers to Brian and they lock Peter into a closet. And Then A Magical Closet Pops Out Of Space
"Stewie, what a plan!"Brian said.
"Well it was so easy!" Stewie said. Milo heard the word "plan" So he easily got curious. "Plan? I hear?Well do you? I'm the master of pranks." no! i'm the master of pranks! it's me! Milo said bragging to Stewie.
"Oh yeah?" Stewie said.
"Yea!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yea!"
"Oh Yeah?" How Long Is This Going To Go On
"YEAH!"
"OH YEAH!" where's the kool-aid man? W) (at's Kool-Aid??? it's this drink. the mascot is this giant pitcher guy full of it. I'll impersonate Swordfish-llux w) (en I say ) (e's too full of ) (imself!!!! hehe that's funny!
Brian was annyoed. This Typo Feels Really Familliar" STOP SHUT UP!" He screamed.
" We're just having fun."Milo said and swam off.
"Brian, I was trying to make a friend!" Stewie said walking off. JOCKOPUS what's a jockopus? It's a cep) (alopod like a CUTTL--------EFIS) (!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh so it's a weird octopus...okay. Im Guessing Thats One Way To Describe It grabbed Brian and shook him till he fainted. THen he threw up! clean up on aisle 6. Oh Boy Did We Even Hire A Janitor
"What the heck!"Brian said. oscar and Bea were laughing "That's so funny."Thats Just Cruel Not Funny Bea said.
"Why don't the lovely couple leave?" Brian said Oscar eye sgot wide.
"Couple?Okay!" He said taking Bea's fin and swimming off. wait...aren't they in quahog or whatever? on dry land? I Thought They Were Underwater i'm so confused.
Bea said, "We are not a couple,Oscar!"
"Yes we are, you love all this." Oscar said.
"Patrick." Spongebob yelled."There's something in the closet!" i think dave would make a coming out of the closet joke here.
"Who?"Patrick said looking at the closet with noises coming out of it. Spongebob opened it and then appeared Peter Griffin.
"Hahahahahahahahahah!h!hahahahahahahahah!" said peter/ Where Did The Exclamation Points Come From In The Middle Of The Ridiculous Laugh i'm just gonna shrug in confusion here.It means t) (ey are really -EXIT-----------------ED!!!!!!!!!!!
"SHUT THE HECK UP YOU ANNOYING DUDE!"Yelled Snoopy.
Then snoopy shut the door right in Peter's face.
While in the closet Peter said, "Ne,ne,ne,neNE!" oh no! he's a member of the knights of ni! or, er, some close relation to them.Knig) (ts??? You mean like Karkrab?? uh, i guess so, just less yelly...much less.
CArlieIsn't Carlie is a girls name??? Brown got a haircut. Suddenly This Happened woah, fastest haircut in the world.Then it suddenly grew back. came. Where Did This Come From what he sared at his head. "Nice,hair." He said thinking of a plan to make it his.
Mr. Krabs I AM MIST-ER KARKRABS FUCKASSES!!!! Sorry I didn't really mean fuckasses 38( oh god i just imagined karkat in that role and it's hilarious! hahahaha! Feferi You Are Cleverheaded to his house searching for his hair removal formula. But as he looked ou the window he saw Stewie he thought he was Charlie Brown. He took his hair removal formula and put it on Stewie's head and took his hair. I Dont Know What I Just Read
Suddenly the ground rumbled. "EARTH QUAKE!" THey all yelled.
"EARTHQUACK!" Peter yelled. duck!QUACK QUACK!!! Oh No
They all ran or swam in horror. Ran Or Swam Land Or Underwater Where Are They Exactly they're, uh, in space! yeah!
Nobody was safe. Not even admiring the hair he stole from Stewie.
Squid38) My favorite c) (aracter!!!ward came. "Earthquake?What the-." Clifford the big red dog appeared really grouchy. " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Squidward screamed.
"One of us is gonna die right now,not gonna be me!"Dun dun dun... T) (e killer was t) (e SQUID!!!!!!! gasp! Sudden Plot Twist said.
"Well i can't die I'm a baby." Stewie said. No Youre Just A Freak Of Nature
Then a crack appeared and people were getting in it. Squidward was shocked. He helf helf? i don't know what this even his clarinet tightly. but the wind blew it into the crack.
"Nooooo!" Squidward said. He jumped for it. " Is he okay?" Bea asked.
was he? Was He
wash he safe?) (is safe was clean enoug) (, you don't need to was) ( it!!!! feferi...is it safe?Yea) ( it's the safe 38) oh no! and there's a safe in my dad's office!
Or was hhe dead? Are You Next A glub glub! why am i suddenly filled with fear from that sentence? oh well, it's probably nothing
He could die. But luckly he didn't Squidward climbed up. "Boo!"Don't cry!!!! They all said.
"I,i,i,made it!" Squidward said.
Then Stewie pushed him in the crack. They all looked at the crack to see squidward. This time they had no clue if he was dead or alive. Soon blood spewed out of his body.NOT T) (-E SQUID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Clearly Feferi Is Not Amused aww, why squidward? he was the funniest character.
"Yay!" They all cheered.
They all threw a party.I ) (AT-E THIS FANFICTION!!!!!! i, just... Cruelest Fanfiction Ever
"Yay he's not going to annoy us with his horrible music."
"Who-ya!" Patrick said.
Squidward became a zombie and attacked Charlie Brown. Zombie Squids zombies! zombies everywhere! Squidward also platyed his clarinet. So Zombies Know How To Play Clarinets They killed squidward then Suzy dropped dead with fright. The known it all brat was finally dead. (cry, cry) Man, I love a happy endingSQUIDS AR-E NOT BRATS!!!!! T) (IS IS A DISGRACE TO ALL SQUID LOV-ERS 38((((!!!!!!!!!!
THE END!
I didn't make the story my friend sent it to me and wanted me to post it. Nice Excuse Dear Also You Disgust Me
I ) (AT-E T) (-E P-ERSON W) (O WROTE T) (IS!!!!!!
well, uh, it wasn't...okay this was bad. even i wouldn't be able to defend this. this is like mac and me.
IM GOING TO MY RESPIT-EBLOCK 38((((
You Seem Very Stressed Out Feferi
T) (ey abuse innocent squids in t) (is fanfic! I'll see you tomorrow. *heads to respiteblock*
color=008141]So John How Was That As Your First Time Riffing[/color]
well at least i know now what im in for next time, i actually went in looking for something good. i'll try to do better next time!
You Did Fine
thanks kanaya!
) (ey everyone!!!
hey kanaya! feferi!
Hello
so, uh, what are we doing in here? is this that famous theater you guys don't shut up about?
Yes That Famous Theater We Dont Shut Up About You Are Correct John
well it's mostly karkat but it's a pretty cool place!
It is!!! T) (e popcorn ) (ere is WOND-ERFUL! 38)
oh cool! hey is something coming on the screen?
Yea) (, basically we read bad fanfiction on the screen and make fun of it.
sounds fun! let's get to it.
And Now The Torture Begins
Episode 202
Series: (Crossover) Spongebob Squarepants, Charlie Brown, Family Guy, and Fish Hooks.
Author: camijessica
Title: Spongebob brown hooks guy
It was a ordinary day at the bikini bottom. Spongebob oh yay! it's spongebob! he's awesome. Who's Spongebob? I Dont Want To Know By The Silly Name was walking gary. " This day isn't as fun as anyother day. Patrick was at goofey goobers, SquidSQUIDS!!!!!!!!!! I already LOV-E t) (is!!!!ward was at his 1rst clairnet lesson,Sandy was in Texas, and was at a casino." The yellow sponge said
Just in time Patrick came. "HI Spongebob."He said in his annyoing voice annoying? i never thought it was annoying, oh well.. " Guess what i saw i saw a a pet shop with three fishesT) (is story gets better and better! in a tank! C'mon lets go!" Patrick added. "But their strangers!" Spongebob said. Who Are The Strangers The Fish Or The Pet Shop the pet shop, duh!...wait.
"So, we should go vist them." patrick said. " No." Spongebob said.
Meanwhile...batman was driving around in his car being all awesome...wait that's not spongebob related What Is A Batman he's a superhero! his costume is based off bats!T) (at sounds like somet) (ing -Eridan would like!!! He Sounds Like A Rainbow Drinker there's plenty of other superheros as well, like aquaman! i can tell you all about them later. Okay Okay We Need To Continue
Milo,Bea, and Oscar Do You Know These People John i don't remember them from the show. does that mean anything? Yes It Means You Need To Watch More Of This Wigglers Show were ventering outside the tank with their water suits. Then a cat starts coming after them and they jump into the ocean and meet Spongebob. Why is a fis) ( tank near t) (e ocean??? 38?"Hey its the people from the tank! I'm Patrick and that sponge is my friend spongebob."Patrick said.
"Hi spongebob, hi patrick." Bea said. "Aey, do you know that i found another ocean?"\
"Let's go." said spongebob. They entered quhaog. quhaog? uh, why am i reminded of family guy?Troll Peter Griffin is ) (ilarious in t) (at show!!!!! Oh Gog I Think I Remember ThisThere they met Louis which took her family to Charlie they all met Charlie brown and Snoopy and Woodstock."Whaz'zup?" asked Snoopy. oh hell yeah! snoopy! this fic is awesome! i don't know why you guys think it's bad!I AGR-E----E!!! The fis) ( in this fan fiction are so interesting!!! I Think I Need A Break From You Two
"Proper grammar snoopy."said Charlie.
"Stop soopy,I don't like t) (is soup, it tastes too soupy!!! here! try the toast!don't do that snoopy,proper grammar Snoopy, stop BLAH BLAH BLAH!" Yells Snoopy. don't they mean "bluh bluh bluh"?Blu) ( Blu)( )(uge Fis) (!!!!!
Spongebob raised a brow. " Well Charlie do you know about fun?" He said since he was the "master" of fun.
"I think we need some fun herz!" said Lous. [fart] ...what? John Do You Still Think This An Awesome Fic well i do agree farts aren't that funny but this was just one time.Also t) (ere is a S-EV-ER-E lack of fis) ( in this part!!!!
"Who was that?" said Meg.
"Me." Said Chris.
"Lets all go to a WATER Park!"Y--------EA) (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Glub glub glub glub glub. Whats The Point Of A Water Park If The Park Is Underwater so they can have water in your water in your water park! Jo) (n!!! You're ) (urting my ) (ead!!!! Oh Gog oh, uh, sorry guys. heh. You Are Forgiven Same ) (ere!Shouted Bea. " Yeah!" Said everyone at the same time.
"!"Yelled Snoopy.
"Did you hear that? Patrick did you ear that?" We're going to a water park!" Spongebob said. His starfishT) (is Patrick is a STARFIS) (
GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB 38D! No He Is Really A Rainbow Drinking Mermaid Feferi38(friend was happy!"We're going,we're going, we're going to a water park." Spongebob and Patrick sang. over and over again. oh cool, singing!
Both Stewie and Brian got annyoed.Annyoed??? 38| ...okay i have no defense for that
"Seriously, Just seriously, why the chicken did you sing that?"The football headed baby*Wiggler What Chicken Is This Wiggler Blind what chicken? there was and never will be a chicken. said.
Peter soon joined the song and everyone including Patrick and SPongebob got angry.
"Brain,let's-" disappear from t) (e story??? I ) (ave to admit t) (ese ) (uman c) (aracters aren't -EXIT------------------ED -ENOUG) (!!!!!! maybe they just need some build up. Stewie said. " No!" Brian said.
Stewie whispers to Brian and they lock Peter into a closet. And Then A Magical Closet Pops Out Of Space
"Stewie, what a plan!"Brian said.
"Well it was so easy!" Stewie said. Milo heard the word "plan" So he easily got curious. "Plan? I hear?Well do you?
I'm the master of pranks." no! i'm the master of pranks! it's me! Milo said bragging to Stewie."Oh yeah?" Stewie said.
"Yea!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yea!"
"Oh Yeah?" How Long Is This Going To Go On
"YEAH!"
"OH YEAH!" where's the kool-aid man? W) (at's Kool-Aid??? it's this drink. the mascot is this giant pitcher guy full of it. I'll impersonate Swordfish-llux w) (en I say ) (e's too full of ) (imself!!!! hehe that's funny!
Brian was annyoed. This Typo Feels Really Familliar" STOP SHUT UP!" He screamed.
" We're just having fun."Milo said and swam off.
"Brian, I was trying to make a friend!" Stewie said walking off. JOCKOPUS what's a jockopus? It's a cep) (alopod like a CUTTL--------EFIS) (!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh so it's a weird octopus...okay. Im Guessing Thats One Way To Describe It grabbed Brian and shook him till he fainted. THen he threw up! clean up on aisle 6. Oh Boy Did We Even Hire A Janitor
"What the heck!"Brian said. oscar and Bea were laughing "That's so funny."Thats Just Cruel Not Funny Bea said.
"Why don't the lovely couple leave?" Brian said Oscar eye sgot wide.
"Couple?Okay!" He said taking Bea's fin and swimming off. wait...aren't they in quahog or whatever? on dry land? I Thought They Were Underwater i'm so confused.
Bea said, "We are not a couple,Oscar!"
"Yes we are, you love all this." Oscar said.
"Patrick." Spongebob yelled."There's something in the closet!" i think dave would make a coming out of the closet joke here.
"Who?"Patrick said looking at the closet with noises coming out of it. Spongebob opened it and then appeared Peter Griffin.
"Hahahahahahahahahah!h!hahahahahahahahah!" said peter/ Where Did The Exclamation Points Come From In The Middle Of The Ridiculous Laugh i'm just gonna shrug in confusion here.It means t) (ey are really -EXIT-----------------ED!!!!!!!!!!!
"SHUT THE HECK UP YOU ANNOYING DUDE!"Yelled Snoopy.
Then snoopy shut the door right in Peter's face.
While in the closet Peter said, "Ne,ne,ne,neNE!" oh no! he's a member of the knights of ni! or, er, some close relation to them.Knig) (ts??? You mean like Karkrab?? uh, i guess so, just less yelly...much less.
CArlieIsn't Carlie is a girls name??? Brown got a haircut. Suddenly This Happened woah, fastest haircut in the world.Then it suddenly grew back. came. Where Did This Come From what he sared at his head. "Nice,hair." He said thinking of a plan to make it his.
Mr. Krabs I AM MIST-ER KARKRABS FUCKASSES!!!! Sorry I didn't really mean fuckasses 38( oh god i just imagined karkat in that role and it's hilarious! hahahaha! Feferi You Are Cleverheaded to his house searching for his hair removal formula. But as he looked ou the window he saw Stewie he thought he was Charlie Brown. He took his hair removal formula and put it on Stewie's head and took his hair. I Dont Know What I Just Read
Suddenly the ground rumbled. "EARTH QUAKE!" THey all yelled.
"EARTHQUACK!" Peter yelled. duck!QUACK QUACK!!! Oh No
They all ran or swam in horror. Ran Or Swam Land Or Underwater Where Are They Exactly they're, uh, in space! yeah!
Nobody was safe. Not even admiring the hair he stole from Stewie.
Squid38) My favorite c) (aracter!!!ward came. "Earthquake?What the-." Clifford the big red dog appeared really grouchy. " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Squidward screamed.
"One of us is gonna die right now,not gonna be me!"Dun dun dun... T) (e killer was t) (e SQUID!!!!!!! gasp! Sudden Plot Twist said.
"Well i can't die I'm a baby." Stewie said. No Youre Just A Freak Of Nature
Then a crack appeared and people were getting in it. Squidward was shocked. He helf helf? i don't know what this even his clarinet tightly. but the wind blew it into the crack.
"Nooooo!" Squidward said. He jumped for it. " Is he okay?" Bea asked.
was he? Was He
wash he safe?) (is safe was clean enoug) (, you don't need to was) ( it!!!! feferi...is it safe?Yea) ( it's the safe 38) oh no! and there's a safe in my dad's office!
Or was hhe dead? Are You Next A glub glub! why am i suddenly filled with fear from that sentence? oh well, it's probably nothing
He could die. But luckly he didn't Squidward climbed up. "Boo!"Don't cry!!!! They all said.
"I,i,i,made it!" Squidward said.
Then Stewie pushed him in the crack. They all looked at the crack to see squidward. This time they had no clue if he was dead or alive. Soon blood spewed out of his body.NOT T) (-E SQUID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Clearly Feferi Is Not Amused aww, why squidward? he was the funniest character.
"Yay!" They all cheered.
They all threw a party.I ) (AT-E THIS FANFICTION!!!!!! i, just... Cruelest Fanfiction Ever
"Yay he's not going to annoy us with his horrible music."
"Who-ya!" Patrick said.
Squidward became a zombie and attacked Charlie Brown. Zombie Squids zombies! zombies everywhere! Squidward also platyed his clarinet. So Zombies Know How To Play Clarinets They killed squidward then Suzy dropped dead with fright. The known it all brat was finally dead. (cry, cry) Man, I love a happy endingSQUIDS AR-E NOT BRATS!!!!! T) (IS IS A DISGRACE TO ALL SQUID LOV-ERS 38((((!!!!!!!!!!
THE END!
I didn't make the story my friend sent it to me and wanted me to post it. Nice Excuse Dear Also You Disgust Me
I ) (AT-E T) (-E P-ERSON W) (O WROTE T) (IS!!!!!!
well, uh, it wasn't...okay this was bad. even i wouldn't be able to defend this. this is like mac and me.
IM GOING TO MY RESPIT-EBLOCK 38((((
You Seem Very Stressed Out Feferi
T) (ey abuse innocent squids in t) (is fanfic! I'll see you tomorrow. *heads to respiteblock*
color=008141]So John How Was That As Your First Time Riffing[/color]
well at least i know now what im in for next time, i actually went in looking for something good. i'll try to do better next time!
You Did Fine
thanks kanaya!