Post by carcinoGeneticist on Jan 5, 2011 18:56:47 GMT -5
WARNING: STRONG LANGUAGE, SEX, UNFORTUNATELY, VIOLENCE, BLOOD CONTENT, AND A FUCKING RETARDED FEMALE TRYING TO DESPERATELY CLING TO A FICTIONAL CHARACTER.
WELL, I HAVE FOUND THIS STORY. THIS BULLSHIT STORY THAT APPARENTLY WAS A SERIES OF DREAMS THAT SOME HUMAN FEMALE HAD. THIS IS A SHINING EXAMPLE OF WHY I HATE HUMANS. ALL OF THEM. HERE, NOW, IS MY INNER LIFE. PART 1.
Prolouge
Dreams come in many forms. Some good, some bad, some very realistic, even ones that feels very real. A dream may come to us from happy events, or even stem from bad events in our lives. Some come to us as a pleasure dreamWHAT? and some come as nightmares. Some become vague memories after time, while some stay very rich in our minds. This is a story about a dream that I had. A dream that became more dreams. A dream that would end one night then resumes the next. It became like a second life.SO I'M ASSUMING YOU DIED AT SOME POINT AND HAD TO BE REVIVED? Ever since I became a Zelda fan, I grew an interest in Link. I thought of him as the perfect man.OH NO One that you could not find of this world. I thought of him as a man that should have been.OH NOOOOOO The more that he attracted my attention the more I became more attracted to him. I felt like there was a connection between him and me. Then he became a part of me, and after that I fell deeply in love with him.OH NOOOOOOOOOO
I know that may sound queer to you but love is a mysterious thing and should not be taken lightly.OH GOD, THIS, THIS CAN'T POSSIBLY GET ANY FUCKING WORSE. Love is a very strong emotion, an emotion that should be treasured. Love comes from the heart, but when it takes hold, it’s got you.OH GOD, IT'S GETTING MUSHIER AND MUSHIER. I quite don't understand it myself, but I do know that when I first laid my eyes upon Link I fell in love with him. My heart just told me it was right. Told me he was the one, the one I had been searching for.OH, JUST, JUST STOP. Ever since then I have felt that it was destiny that has brought me to him. Even in my mind it feels the same. I don't consider myself any different from anyone else.WELL, YOU SHOULD, YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY. Though I have love for someone that is not really there, he will always remain very real to me inside my heart and in my mind. Even to this day I still love him. He has kept me very happy. He has made me happy when I was sad. He has made me feel stronger about myself.YOU MAKE ME FEEL PATHETIC. He has even taken care of me in ways that no one else can. Even though I have feelings for him, I'm not any different from the rest of you.NO, DON'T EVEN LUMP YOURSELF IN WITH ANYBODY. YOU HAVE PROBLEMS, GO KILL YOURSELF. I will always hold him close to me in my heart. He is still on my mind and I still have dreams. The connection stills remains strong, and the dreams very real.UGH, I'M PROBABLY GOING TO KILL MYSELF. THIS SHIT IS JUST FUCKED UP.
I lived an entire life with Link in Hyrule. All stemming from a series of dreams. Dreams that I want to have. Dreams that I make happen.YOU MAKE THEM HAPEN, HUH? From the first day I met him, to the birth of our first childWHAT, to even the days when Link and I prepared our family in the event that Gannon should return. This book is based on my inner life. A second life lived in a far away land in another time line in another dimension. A tale of love, passion, despair and hope. I enjoyed my inner life. I looked forward to going to sleep to it every night. And I look forward to ones that will come, because LOVE WILL NEVER DIE.LET'S START THIS TRAINWRECK.
The Beginning
I will never forget the day, the day I met Link. It was a warm spring day; I was on my usual trip back to Hyrule with my wagon of goods to sell in Hyrule market at the annual Spring Festival (1)THE HELL IS WITH THE ONE?. I have been a traveling merchant since I was fourteen. This is my sixth year returning to Hyrule. The last two years I was not able to return when Princess Zelda sent word of an evil presence in Hyrule. Then all contact was lost.OH, HOW DISTRESSING. For almost two years I tried to contact Princess Zelda. Desperately I kept trying to find out if she was ok. I was never too long without contact with my good friend. Then I was considering going to investigate, when one-day word came in that peace had been restored to Hyrule do to the legendary "Hero of Time."HERE'S WHERE EVERYTHING GETS SO MUCH FUCKIN WORSE.
After some catching up time with my old friend I came to find out what really happened. Seems that a Gerudo named Gannondorf, an evil man from Gerduo Valley, desired the legendary Triforce.HOW INTERESTING TELL ME MORE. Though the Triforce was only told in fairy tales to the children where I come from, I was amazed to find out it really existed. She told me how she played with things she knew nothing about.WHAT And about how Gannondorf tricked the soon to be "Hero of Time" into unlocking the door to the Sacred Realm. I even noticed that Zelda was a little older then I. Last I saw her she was four years younger then me.THAT'S KIND OF A STUPID THING TO SUDDENLY JUST REALIZE. It was told to me that when Gannondorf went into the Temple of Time and into the Scared Realm, time jumped ahead in Hyrule seven years. Yet only two years passed in my land. And in the rest of the world.SO, YOU DON'T LIVE IN HYRULE? I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
After the "Hero of Time" defeated the King of Evil, the hero was granted to either return to the past or to remain in the present time. Since he chose to remain in the present Zelda jumped ahead of me in age by four years.I CALL BULLSHIT. It seems that everyone in Hyrule jumped in age from the rest of the world. But now that peace was restored life resumed in Hyrule.... As I made my way down the desert trail that led to Hyrule I begun to think about whom the "Legendary Hero of Time" was.OH, OH BOY. LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED.
I was very interested in meeting this man. Princess Zelda never told me his name, but I was going to make it a point this time to finally meet Hyrule's Hero.THIS TIME? YOU TRIED BEFORE? As I turned off the dirt trail and onto Hyrule field, Hyrule castle appeared in the distance. Dust and dirt kicked up behind the wheels of my wagon as it creaked along. Then as I came closer to the gates of Hyrule castle, a familiar face appeared to greet me. I pulled back on the reins to make the horses come to a complete stop at the front gate, and I realized that the person greeting me was my good friend Princess Zelda.WHO THE FUCK ELSE WOULD GREET YOU, DUMBFUCK?
I have been a good friend of the Royal Family ever since my first arrival in Hyrule six years ago for Hyrule's annual Spring Festival. Ever since the first day I met the Princess I have been one of her closest friends.WHY? I was even considered part of the Royal Family....WHY? After I climbed down from my perch on the wagon, I ran over to Zelda and hugged her. "Hello Princess Zelda my good friend, yes it is good to see you. How have you been?"WOW, WAY TO LET HER GET A WORD IN. Looking at her I could tell she was happy to see me. "Oh it is so good to see you again my friend! Come, come, father is waiting to see you!"YES, THIS IS DEFINITELY HOW PEOPLE FUCKING TALK. Leaving my wagon to be tended to by the stable hands I followed Zelda through the market place and to the gates that lead to the castle. As we approached the castle gates I saw some of the same guards I have seen in the past few years.THANKS FOR THAT USELESS INFORMATION, I REALLY CARE.
Saluting to Princess Zelda and me was a guard named Perrino. I met him a few years back, during one of my first visits to Hyrule. He was one of the guards that befriended me the first time I arrived. He smiled a friendly smile as we passed by.WHY IS THIS RELEVANT?
"Its nice to see you again Mistress Jenna." He said as he waved.
As I smiled back I thought to myself how good it was to be back again. We went through the front gate and made our way towards the palace garden. Upon approaching the gates leading to the garden another familiar face appeared to greet me. As we walked closer I realized that the face was of Zelda's caretaker Impa of the Sheikahs. As I walked over to Impa she turned to fully face me and a small smile crossed her face.MORE CHARACTERS NO ONE CARES ABOUT.
"Its good to see you again my friend. How has life been treating you?" Impa asked and put a hand on my shoulder. "Oh fine. Nothing out of the ordinary. I had to chase some thief's off on the first night that I was on my way here. Though after some facing time offWHAT I was able to chase them away with my bow."
Then I made a big grin as I remembered the looks on the thief's faces when I rained arrows on them.PROBABLY SHEER ENJOYMENT AT WATCHING YOU TRY AND FAIL AT HITTING THEM.
"Well it seems that with the abilities you posses you should have no problem keeping your possessions safe." With another smile Impa gestured for us to go into the garden. WEREN'T YOU ALREADY IN THE GARDENS?
That is where I met him.NO, NO EXCUSE ME. THIS IS WHERE SHIT GETS BAD. The man that took my heart. As we walked into the garden I saw a young man in green with his back facing us polishing a rather odd sword. As I watched him I had begun to notice something about the sword. It had a rather odd shape on the hilt. The hilt was blue with the top of the hilt looking like a fishes tail. The sword looked rather strangely familiar.LISTEN, I HONESTLY DON'T CARE. I leaned over to Princess Zelda and asked her who the young man was.
"That is the Legendary "Hero of Time," his name is Link." Zelda replied.OH SHIT, WHAT A SHOCK.
My eyes grew as big as saucers as I turned to look back at him. "You mean he is the "Hero of Time" you told me about? The one who saved Hyrule?SHE JUST SAID THAT, NOOKSTAIN. Then that must be the Legendary Master Sword he is holding?"
Zelda nodded yes. Just then Link turned to look at us. And with one look at his face my heart sank into my chest. He was the most gorgeous man I had ever laid my eyes upon. At that very moment I fell in love.RUN. RUN AND HIDE.
His eyes were like looking down into deep blue pools of water. His lips firm. His ears long and sexy. Beautiful blond hair that parted in the middle. And his body was so tight and muscular that it took my breath away.YOU DISGUST ME. When our eyes met, I blushed and swiftly looked away. He approached me and took my hand in his, gently kissed it and asked, "Who might this beautiful young lady be?" I turned my head back to face him, and as our eyes met again I blushed.YOU WERE ALREADY BLUSHING, DUMBFUCK. "My name is Jenna, I'm a traveling merchant from the Great Lebian Coast." "My village is there." "I have been a friend of the Royal Family for a long time." "And I come every year for Hyrule's annual Spring Festival."IS THIS MULTIPLE PEOPLE? I DON'T UNDERSTAND. He looked into my eyes and smiled. Watching him smile made my heart pound in my chest. He again took my hand in his, kissed it again and spoke. "Nice to meet you Mistress Jenna." "You are as beautiful as a winter rose." He said as he stared at me with his enchanted blue eyes. "Th-Thank you." I stammered as I blushed again.THIS ISN'T ANYTHING YET. OH GOD, IF ONLY THIS WAS THE WORST.
"What are you doing tonight?"FUCKING WORKS FAST. He asked with a soft smile. " Stunned, not believing my ears I turned and looked directly into his eyes again. "Nothing really." "I was just going to retire to my wagon and cook supper before settling in front of a fire to read a book." With a glint in his eyes he asked, "Why don't you join me tonight in Kokiri Village for the annual Spring Night celebration?"(2)LOOK AT THIS TWO, BEING THE ONLY FUCKING NUMBER IN SIGHT. GO FUCK YOURSELF, TWO. "It is a celebration feast that happens the night before the Spring Festival." Without hesitation I took him up on his offer. "I would love to go." I said with a soft smile. "I will pick you up this evening." Link said with a grin. Just then a deep voice rumbled through the garden. "Jenna my dear friend, how have ye been?" A grandfatherly face appeared before me. With a smile I curtseyed before the King. "King Zelda,WAIT, THAT'S THEIR LAST NAME? my old friend how have I missed you!" " I have been just fine."SHE NEVER ASKED " It is really nice to see you again." I said with excitement in my voice. As always the King thought of me as a daughter and always looked forward to the day when I would arrive in Hyrule for the annual Spring Festival. He always liked to see what new merchandise I have picked up thought my travels since the last time I was there. And most of the time he would buy something from me. But he always liked it when I would show up since I would bring lots of fun and happiness. As I looked at the King I realized I was some what at home.ONLY SOMEWHAT. THE KING GOT REALLY CREEPY, WHEN THEY WERE ALONE.
As he started to approach me I ran up to the King and gave him a hug. How I missed him. Ever since my parents died when I was very young, I never let anyone get very close to me. But the King was different. He opened up to me, took me into his family and became like a father to me. He gave me a home to come to every year. When I was in Hyrule, I felt at home.BUT ONLY SOMEWHAT.
"Jenna my sweet daughter, what have ye acquired through thy travels this past year?" I smiled at the King, "You must see some of the new cloth I picked up in the city of Skyile." "The great city of light." I smiled, as the King's eyes grew big. "Jenna my daughter, you must show me what you've acquired." Then he took my hand and began to lead me out of the garden. With one last look back at Link, I smiled at him. "See you tonight." I said before I left. After spending some time with the King, he brought some of my new cloth then let me settle in for the night.OH GOD, HERE IT COMES, KIDS.
I returned to the inside of my wagon and prepared a hot bath. I went to the mirror and brushed my hair while I waited for the water to heat up. After about five minuets the water was ready. As I slipped down into the warm water, it felt good against my sore muscles. I begun to relax and slowly let my thoughts drift. Link was the only thing on my mind.OF COURSE. "He is sooo handsome." I thought to myself. "That is the heroic man who became the "Legendary Hero of Time" and saved Hyrule from a life of darkness." Though something tugged at the back of my mind. I remembered that I had wanted to marry one day. And Link would be a good choice since he was my age, strong, smart, and handsome and would help make strong beautiful children.AND MAKE CHILDREN THEY DO. Yes indeed Link would make a good husband. Then I took the soap and washed up. After I washed I got out of the tub and dried off. I went to the wardrobe closet to pick out a dress for this evening's occasion. After some rummaging, I picked a low v cut white dress with lace that held the v together. Gold embroidered Triforce symbols lined the bottom of the dress. And the sleeves started from mid arm and ran all the way down my arm to my wrist. Next I picked a gold choker with the Triforce symbol for around my neck. And a gold Triforce ring for my finger.DID THAT REALLY NEED IT'S OWN SENTENCE? Then I had to do my hair. I braided my hair into a halo braid and ran a beautiful silver lace through it. After that I went to the full-length mirror to look at myself. As I looked myself over, a knock came at the door.
"Come!" I yelled. Appearing in the doorway was the man I had set my eyes on. His eyes grew big, as he looked me over. "You look beautiful tonight." Link said as he took my hand and kissed it. Then he led me out the door. There were two horses in front saddled for riding. One was a rust colored mare with a white main and tail with a black mussel.I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR HORSES LOOKED LIKE The other was one of my brown mares with a black main and tail. The one he had gotten was the one with the white star on her forehead. The one whom I named "Star Dancer."LET'S NOT START NAMING UNIMPORTANT THINGS NOW. He led me to my mare and helped me into the saddle. Then he mounted the other horse. Looking back at me his eyes seemed to glow in the moonlight. "Follow me, I will lead the way." Then he booted the horse in the legs and took off at a slow gallop. I then followed. We rode to the south side of Hyrule field and came upon a long dark tunnel. "This way!" Link called. "Through here!" I watched as Link disappeared into the tunnel. Then I followed. At the other end we crossed a bridge and then into what seemed to be a village.LET'S DO BORING SHIT NOBODY WANTS TO READ!
Little people wearing green clothes that looked like kids started to surround us when we stopped. "This is the Kokiri Village." "The place where I was raised." Link said as he dismounted. After I dismounted one of the kid like Kokiri took our horses to tend to them.SHIT, LET'S GET BORING AS HELL. As I walked around the village the child like people began watching me. They all seemed very curious to who I was. As I looked around at them I noticed that they had something floating around them. As I took a closer look I noticed that they looked like fairies from the fairy tales told to us in our village as kids.MAYBE I SHOULD GET TAVROS IN HERE, HE LOVES FAIRIES, OR SOME BULLSHIT LIKE THAT. "Were these really fairies from the stories I heard as a child?" I thought to myself. Just then one of the Kokiri, a young girl approached me. "My name is Saria, what's yours?" The young girl asked. "My name is Jenna, it's a pleasure to meet you." I replied. "Are you the one that came with my friend Link for our Spring Night Festival?" Saria's eyes seemed to glow at that moment. "Yes he invited me." I said as a smile crossed the Kokiri girl's face.I DON'T THINK THINGS CAN GET ANY MORE BORING.
I could tell that she knew I had my eyes set on Link, though she remained silent about it.BECAUSE THERE'S TOTALLY A REASON TO TALK ABOUT IT. There were male Kokiri as well.OH, NO SHIT? One in particular was one named Mido. He was the leader of the Kokiri and a dear friend of Saria and Link. He had a sense of humor but he yet remained stern and headstrong for he was their leader and was responsible for their lives. It was time for the feast, Saria gestured for me to join them at the feast table. She led me to the seat next to Link. As I sat down next to him she smiled and winked at me. "Did she plan this?" I asked myself, and then smiled.AUGH, THIS IS FUCKING RETARDED, AND POSSIBLY THE WORST DECISION I'VE MADE IN MY FUCKING LIFE. After a moment I looked over all of the food. There was a great abundance of food to eat. There was cooked pork in a rich chestnut cream sauce, beef stew, cooked turkey, all different kinds of cheeses, bread and butter, cooked vegetables and even many different kinds of fruit. My mouth began to water as I combed over the food. After I served myself, I began to eat. As I was eating I could not help but notice that Link was watching me out of the corner of his eye.
I could feel his stare.WAS HE JUST PRESSING HIS FACE AGAINST YOU? Though it was pleasant. Then our eyes met and a smile crossed his face. As I stared into his eyes they seemed to glow under the light of the moon. He even looked more handsome in the moonlight. And I told myself that I would be crazy to pass up a man like this. After everyone finished eating, all of the Kokiri got up and started to dance. Some of the Kokiri even played instruments.YES, GENERALLY YOU DANCE TO MUSIC. As the music drifted in the air Link took my hand in his. "Would you care to dance?" I looked at him and smiled. "Yes, I'd love to." He led me to where everyone else was and we started to dance. We danced and drank long into the night. And to show my appreciation I even did a solo dance. Then after I did my dance I went to sit down and rest. I was tired. Link came and sat down beside me. "You look real tired." "Are you ready to retire." Link said as he put his hand on my shoulder. I nodded yes and tried to get up and walk. But I was so tired and had too much to drink that I stumbled. Catching me in his arms, Link led me back to where I was sitting. "I think it would be wise if you stay here tonight." " I have plenty of room and I can escort you back to the castle in the morning." Link looked at me with a worried look and I decided to stay. And that is how we spent every night together, even up to the night when I finally shared his bed.OH JEGUS, I THINK EVERYTHING IS GOING TO GET WORSE.
I started to know within side myself that Link was the one I wanted to be with. Even more so on the night when I shared myself with him......WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
It was a warm spring night and night had just arrived. Link and I were sharing the quiet sounds of the night together. I had been seeing Link for a little more then a month. The Spring Festival had come and gone and the warm weather was finally returning. All signs of winter were almost gone and my time in Hyrule was about to end for this year. In two weeks I would be leaving for the city of Tar Vera. Knowing this made me sad to go since I did not want to leave Link.
I had finally found someone that I truly loved and I would have to leave him behind when it was time to leave. Even Link was not happy after I told him that I would be leaving soon. When I told him his face went from happy to a depressed one. He wanted to be with me and he wanted me to stay in Hyrule with him. But I was going to spend every last minute I had left with him enjoying it. We had remained quiet for quite some time, then it was Link who broke the silence. "Jenna........ it has been a wonderful almost two months with you......."I watched him as he stuttered to find his words. "Even as short as it was‚ I really enjoyed the time I've spent with you." "I wish you did not have to leave." "I do not think I will ever find another quite like you." Link said as a look of sadness appeared in his eyes. At that moment I was on the verge of tears. I was in love with him. I leaned over and softly placed my lips on his and kissed him tenderly. Then he looked deeply into my eyes and told me he loved me. With those words I began to cry. I had never felt this way before. Like the way he makes me feel when I'm with him.I AM LITERALLY SPEECHLESS.
He gently took his hand and wiped away my tears. Then he put his hand underneath my chin and slowly lifted my head up until our eyes met. With his hand, he drew my face close to his, gently placed his lips on mine and kissed me softly. At that moment I took the opportunity to deepen the kiss. As our tongues metOH GOD I started to feel his hands caressing my body.OH GOD, ARE... ARE THEY? As he gently caressed my body, I let out small moans into his mouth. Then he moved his lips to my neck, placing sweet nibbles on it as his hands trickled up my back to the clasp of my dress. Little by little he slowly started to remove my dress and I felt my body quivering under the gentle caressing of his broad hands as he pulled the dress down off my legs and tossed it aside.OH JEGUS, PLEASE, JUST, NO Slowly he moved back to my lips and kissed me forcefully, his tongue begun probing my mouth. My tongue slowly met his, causing it to intertwine with his, tasting the sweetness of him. Then we broke off the kiss and I looked into his dark blue eyes as I reached up to remove the belt from around his waist.OH GOD PLEASE STOP
Slowly I pulled off his belt letting it fall to the ground, then I slipped my hands under his tunic and swiftly removed it as his lips went to my breasts.DON'T, WE CAN END THIS WITHOUT CASUALTIES IF YOU JUST- As his lips and tongue teased the nipples of my breasts,AAAAAAAAAAA I felt new feelings swarm threw my body. My back arched and groans of pure pleasure escaped past my lips. Never had I felt such feelings before. Never had my body ever felt such pleasure. Then Link slowly moved his lips down my body till he reached my navel. When he kissed it a giggle passed my lips.THE FUCK Then he looked up and we looked into each other's eyes as I reached up to his chest and placed my hands on the lace that held the collar together of his white under shirt. His body started quivering as my hands worked across his chest while I removed his white undergarments. Then I yanked it off, exposing his beautiful heavenly naked body. A body of pure heaven.OH GOD I THINK I'M BLIND
Our lips met again as he gently pushed me down onto his bed, climbing on top of me. I begun to feel his heart beating in his chest as his lips moved back to the nipples on my breasts. Soft moans of pleasure passed my lips as he nibbled gently on my nipples causing them to become erect. As he teased my nipples with his lips and tongue, I felt his handwork its way down my body.OH GOD MY VISION First to my thighs, then between my legs. He gently brushed his hand across the lips of my moundOH DEAR GOD WHAT and I groaned to tell him to continue. Slowly his fingers probed around the inside of my flower,WHAT sending strange new pleasurable feelings cursing threw my body. I moaned louder as his fingers caressed the inside of my mound, moving in a slow up and down motion. Then his fingers brushed against my clit, and I screamed out as a pulse of pure ecstasy raced threw me. I grabbed his hand and pulled it closer, telling him that I wanted more.WHAAAAAT Taking the hintMORE LIKE TELLING HIM, he teased me, as his hand brushed across my clit every few strokes. My body shuddered under his touch as my soft moans turned into cries of pleasure and pure ecstasy. As Link's fingers teased and caressed my mound, his fingers moved down until they brushed over the entrance.STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT Slowly Link inserted a finger, slipping it into the wetness probing me inside, causing animal like cries to pass my lips. Then I arced my back and screamed in pure ecstasy as he begun to thrust his broad fingers deep inside my hot wetness. New feelings flooded threw my body, rushing to my head like a sugar high, as his fingers pushed their way in and out of my sleek beautiful body.WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THIS With each thrust, my legs shuddered sending momentary shocks to my lower organs. Then I arched my back, my body screaming in ecstasy as his movements became faster. I reached up and dug my nails into his muscular back as the eternal bliss raced through my every vein.
I began feeling jolts of pure hot passion surging through my lower organs , through my bones as I felt myself starting to climax. My back arced again and I grunted in cat like sounds as he begun to thrust his fingers deeper, upping the movement.IF I COULD SEE MY COMPUTER SCREEN, I'D BREAK IT. My hands felt his back become sweaty as I dug my nails in deeper. Then my slender body twisted as I came to full climax, and I screamed in ecstasy as my warm juices gushed down his hand. Falling back painting, I looked into his eternal blue eyes. " I want to make love to you." I whispered to him as he ate my body with his hungry stare. "I've wanted to make love to you from the first day I met you." Link said as his hungry lips returned to my beautiful neck.SOMEBODY COME HERE AND TURN MY COMPUTER OFF FOR THE LOVE OF GOG
Then I bucked my head back and cat like sounds escaped passed my lips as he pressed his hot body down against mine. As I ran my nails down his sweaty back and I felt our hearts starting to beat faster as our bodies became hungry for each other.FUCK, WHERE IS ONE OF THOSE ASSHOLES WHEN YOU NEED THEM
Suddenly strange new feelings begun to surge through me as our passions ignited. Then as he penetrated deep inside my sweaty body,OH GOD, I'M GOING TO THROW UP the feeling rushed through me like a raging river, the feeling of.......... feeling like a women. Never had I felt this way before. I felt my body beginning to surge with strange new feelings as I let my virginity slip away. As we made love I whispered in his ear that he made me feel like a women and to my surprise he said I made him feel like a man.I THINK I'M LOSING FEELING TO MY FINGERS We made love long into the night. For filing each other's hot desires and fantasies.OH GOD And I thought to myself that this was one thing I did not want to miss. I wanted to drink in every part of him.OH GOD And after it was over I could not wait to feel him again.
The next few days were depressing. Us knowing that I was leaving in less then two weeks made us depressed. The nights were spent mostly quiet except for the occasional sigh. I was beginning to think I'd never be this happy again.YOU BETTER NOT, YOU WHORE, YOU MADE ME BLIND. Link made me feel special. He made me feel like a women. And he was my first. "Do I really have to leave?" I asked myself. But then I remembered that the places I travel to every year were counting on me so I had to go. Love or not.
It was the day before I was leaving. I was at the market place for the last time for this year. I was at my stand selling what I had left when I saw Link enter the market and headed for where I was. As I watched him I wondered if this was going to be the last time I was ever going to see him. I began to cry when he approached me.FUCK, CAN WE GET THIS OVER WITH? Taking his hand he gently wiped away my tears and told me not to cry. He looked deeply into my brown eyes and told me he had something to tell me. Then he got down on one knee and produced a small gold box. He opened it to reveal a gold diamond ring inside. With a loud gasp I cloppedWHAT my hands over my mouth. Then he took my hand in his. "Will you marry me?" He asked with hope in his eyes as I started to cry again.
"Oh my Goddesses......yes, yes I will!" I said in between tears. He took my left hand and placed the ring on my finger. Then he got up, we embraced and started to kiss. Now I knew I did not have to leave. Hyrule was meant to be my home. We were destined to be together.AND I WAS DESTINED TO MAKE FUN OF THIS STORY AND LOSE MY SIGHT FOR IT.
Summer finally arrived and signs of spring were slowly fading. I was spending my days at Hyrule castle helping with the chores and making plans for my upcoming wedding. Link spent his days building a home in the Lost WoodsSOUNDS LIKE A SAFE PLACE TO LIVE. for us to live in after we were married.
I was excited about our upcoming wedding. I was marring Link. I finally had the man I fell in love with. He was special to me. And he was building a home for us to live in. A home for us to raise our family in. Link told me he wanted to be a father and that most of all he wanted a son.OH GOD, PLEASE, NO MORE SEX We had talked about having children together. When I first started my traveling, I did not want children, but now that I was marring Link, I decided I wanted to have children with him. Having children by him would make them strong and beautiful, since Link was strong and beautiful himself.
Even my friendship with Princess Zelda and her father grew stronger when we told them about our engagement and that we were going to have children. Since Zelda was not betrothed and had not yet wed, this was the closest thing to her being a mother and the King being a grandfather. Now that we were to wed my life was almost complete.FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I NEED TO GO FIND TEREZI SO I CAN GET HELP WITH THIS BEING BLIND BULLSHIT
WELL, I HAVE FOUND THIS STORY. THIS BULLSHIT STORY THAT APPARENTLY WAS A SERIES OF DREAMS THAT SOME HUMAN FEMALE HAD. THIS IS A SHINING EXAMPLE OF WHY I HATE HUMANS. ALL OF THEM. HERE, NOW, IS MY INNER LIFE. PART 1.
Prolouge
Dreams come in many forms. Some good, some bad, some very realistic, even ones that feels very real. A dream may come to us from happy events, or even stem from bad events in our lives. Some come to us as a pleasure dreamWHAT? and some come as nightmares. Some become vague memories after time, while some stay very rich in our minds. This is a story about a dream that I had. A dream that became more dreams. A dream that would end one night then resumes the next. It became like a second life.SO I'M ASSUMING YOU DIED AT SOME POINT AND HAD TO BE REVIVED? Ever since I became a Zelda fan, I grew an interest in Link. I thought of him as the perfect man.OH NO One that you could not find of this world. I thought of him as a man that should have been.OH NOOOOOO The more that he attracted my attention the more I became more attracted to him. I felt like there was a connection between him and me. Then he became a part of me, and after that I fell deeply in love with him.OH NOOOOOOOOOO
I know that may sound queer to you but love is a mysterious thing and should not be taken lightly.OH GOD, THIS, THIS CAN'T POSSIBLY GET ANY FUCKING WORSE. Love is a very strong emotion, an emotion that should be treasured. Love comes from the heart, but when it takes hold, it’s got you.OH GOD, IT'S GETTING MUSHIER AND MUSHIER. I quite don't understand it myself, but I do know that when I first laid my eyes upon Link I fell in love with him. My heart just told me it was right. Told me he was the one, the one I had been searching for.OH, JUST, JUST STOP. Ever since then I have felt that it was destiny that has brought me to him. Even in my mind it feels the same. I don't consider myself any different from anyone else.WELL, YOU SHOULD, YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY. Though I have love for someone that is not really there, he will always remain very real to me inside my heart and in my mind. Even to this day I still love him. He has kept me very happy. He has made me happy when I was sad. He has made me feel stronger about myself.YOU MAKE ME FEEL PATHETIC. He has even taken care of me in ways that no one else can. Even though I have feelings for him, I'm not any different from the rest of you.NO, DON'T EVEN LUMP YOURSELF IN WITH ANYBODY. YOU HAVE PROBLEMS, GO KILL YOURSELF. I will always hold him close to me in my heart. He is still on my mind and I still have dreams. The connection stills remains strong, and the dreams very real.UGH, I'M PROBABLY GOING TO KILL MYSELF. THIS SHIT IS JUST FUCKED UP.
I lived an entire life with Link in Hyrule. All stemming from a series of dreams. Dreams that I want to have. Dreams that I make happen.YOU MAKE THEM HAPEN, HUH? From the first day I met him, to the birth of our first childWHAT, to even the days when Link and I prepared our family in the event that Gannon should return. This book is based on my inner life. A second life lived in a far away land in another time line in another dimension. A tale of love, passion, despair and hope. I enjoyed my inner life. I looked forward to going to sleep to it every night. And I look forward to ones that will come, because LOVE WILL NEVER DIE.LET'S START THIS TRAINWRECK.
The Beginning
I will never forget the day, the day I met Link. It was a warm spring day; I was on my usual trip back to Hyrule with my wagon of goods to sell in Hyrule market at the annual Spring Festival (1)THE HELL IS WITH THE ONE?. I have been a traveling merchant since I was fourteen. This is my sixth year returning to Hyrule. The last two years I was not able to return when Princess Zelda sent word of an evil presence in Hyrule. Then all contact was lost.OH, HOW DISTRESSING. For almost two years I tried to contact Princess Zelda. Desperately I kept trying to find out if she was ok. I was never too long without contact with my good friend. Then I was considering going to investigate, when one-day word came in that peace had been restored to Hyrule do to the legendary "Hero of Time."HERE'S WHERE EVERYTHING GETS SO MUCH FUCKIN WORSE.
After some catching up time with my old friend I came to find out what really happened. Seems that a Gerudo named Gannondorf, an evil man from Gerduo Valley, desired the legendary Triforce.HOW INTERESTING TELL ME MORE. Though the Triforce was only told in fairy tales to the children where I come from, I was amazed to find out it really existed. She told me how she played with things she knew nothing about.WHAT And about how Gannondorf tricked the soon to be "Hero of Time" into unlocking the door to the Sacred Realm. I even noticed that Zelda was a little older then I. Last I saw her she was four years younger then me.THAT'S KIND OF A STUPID THING TO SUDDENLY JUST REALIZE. It was told to me that when Gannondorf went into the Temple of Time and into the Scared Realm, time jumped ahead in Hyrule seven years. Yet only two years passed in my land. And in the rest of the world.SO, YOU DON'T LIVE IN HYRULE? I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
After the "Hero of Time" defeated the King of Evil, the hero was granted to either return to the past or to remain in the present time. Since he chose to remain in the present Zelda jumped ahead of me in age by four years.I CALL BULLSHIT. It seems that everyone in Hyrule jumped in age from the rest of the world. But now that peace was restored life resumed in Hyrule.... As I made my way down the desert trail that led to Hyrule I begun to think about whom the "Legendary Hero of Time" was.OH, OH BOY. LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED.
I was very interested in meeting this man. Princess Zelda never told me his name, but I was going to make it a point this time to finally meet Hyrule's Hero.THIS TIME? YOU TRIED BEFORE? As I turned off the dirt trail and onto Hyrule field, Hyrule castle appeared in the distance. Dust and dirt kicked up behind the wheels of my wagon as it creaked along. Then as I came closer to the gates of Hyrule castle, a familiar face appeared to greet me. I pulled back on the reins to make the horses come to a complete stop at the front gate, and I realized that the person greeting me was my good friend Princess Zelda.WHO THE FUCK ELSE WOULD GREET YOU, DUMBFUCK?
I have been a good friend of the Royal Family ever since my first arrival in Hyrule six years ago for Hyrule's annual Spring Festival. Ever since the first day I met the Princess I have been one of her closest friends.WHY? I was even considered part of the Royal Family....WHY? After I climbed down from my perch on the wagon, I ran over to Zelda and hugged her. "Hello Princess Zelda my good friend, yes it is good to see you. How have you been?"WOW, WAY TO LET HER GET A WORD IN. Looking at her I could tell she was happy to see me. "Oh it is so good to see you again my friend! Come, come, father is waiting to see you!"YES, THIS IS DEFINITELY HOW PEOPLE FUCKING TALK. Leaving my wagon to be tended to by the stable hands I followed Zelda through the market place and to the gates that lead to the castle. As we approached the castle gates I saw some of the same guards I have seen in the past few years.THANKS FOR THAT USELESS INFORMATION, I REALLY CARE.
Saluting to Princess Zelda and me was a guard named Perrino. I met him a few years back, during one of my first visits to Hyrule. He was one of the guards that befriended me the first time I arrived. He smiled a friendly smile as we passed by.WHY IS THIS RELEVANT?
"Its nice to see you again Mistress Jenna." He said as he waved.
As I smiled back I thought to myself how good it was to be back again. We went through the front gate and made our way towards the palace garden. Upon approaching the gates leading to the garden another familiar face appeared to greet me. As we walked closer I realized that the face was of Zelda's caretaker Impa of the Sheikahs. As I walked over to Impa she turned to fully face me and a small smile crossed her face.MORE CHARACTERS NO ONE CARES ABOUT.
"Its good to see you again my friend. How has life been treating you?" Impa asked and put a hand on my shoulder. "Oh fine. Nothing out of the ordinary. I had to chase some thief's off on the first night that I was on my way here. Though after some facing time offWHAT I was able to chase them away with my bow."
Then I made a big grin as I remembered the looks on the thief's faces when I rained arrows on them.PROBABLY SHEER ENJOYMENT AT WATCHING YOU TRY AND FAIL AT HITTING THEM.
"Well it seems that with the abilities you posses you should have no problem keeping your possessions safe." With another smile Impa gestured for us to go into the garden. WEREN'T YOU ALREADY IN THE GARDENS?
That is where I met him.NO, NO EXCUSE ME. THIS IS WHERE SHIT GETS BAD. The man that took my heart. As we walked into the garden I saw a young man in green with his back facing us polishing a rather odd sword. As I watched him I had begun to notice something about the sword. It had a rather odd shape on the hilt. The hilt was blue with the top of the hilt looking like a fishes tail. The sword looked rather strangely familiar.LISTEN, I HONESTLY DON'T CARE. I leaned over to Princess Zelda and asked her who the young man was.
"That is the Legendary "Hero of Time," his name is Link." Zelda replied.OH SHIT, WHAT A SHOCK.
My eyes grew as big as saucers as I turned to look back at him. "You mean he is the "Hero of Time" you told me about? The one who saved Hyrule?SHE JUST SAID THAT, NOOKSTAIN. Then that must be the Legendary Master Sword he is holding?"
Zelda nodded yes. Just then Link turned to look at us. And with one look at his face my heart sank into my chest. He was the most gorgeous man I had ever laid my eyes upon. At that very moment I fell in love.RUN. RUN AND HIDE.
His eyes were like looking down into deep blue pools of water. His lips firm. His ears long and sexy. Beautiful blond hair that parted in the middle. And his body was so tight and muscular that it took my breath away.YOU DISGUST ME. When our eyes met, I blushed and swiftly looked away. He approached me and took my hand in his, gently kissed it and asked, "Who might this beautiful young lady be?" I turned my head back to face him, and as our eyes met again I blushed.YOU WERE ALREADY BLUSHING, DUMBFUCK. "My name is Jenna, I'm a traveling merchant from the Great Lebian Coast." "My village is there." "I have been a friend of the Royal Family for a long time." "And I come every year for Hyrule's annual Spring Festival."IS THIS MULTIPLE PEOPLE? I DON'T UNDERSTAND. He looked into my eyes and smiled. Watching him smile made my heart pound in my chest. He again took my hand in his, kissed it again and spoke. "Nice to meet you Mistress Jenna." "You are as beautiful as a winter rose." He said as he stared at me with his enchanted blue eyes. "Th-Thank you." I stammered as I blushed again.THIS ISN'T ANYTHING YET. OH GOD, IF ONLY THIS WAS THE WORST.
"What are you doing tonight?"FUCKING WORKS FAST. He asked with a soft smile. " Stunned, not believing my ears I turned and looked directly into his eyes again. "Nothing really." "I was just going to retire to my wagon and cook supper before settling in front of a fire to read a book." With a glint in his eyes he asked, "Why don't you join me tonight in Kokiri Village for the annual Spring Night celebration?"(2)LOOK AT THIS TWO, BEING THE ONLY FUCKING NUMBER IN SIGHT. GO FUCK YOURSELF, TWO. "It is a celebration feast that happens the night before the Spring Festival." Without hesitation I took him up on his offer. "I would love to go." I said with a soft smile. "I will pick you up this evening." Link said with a grin. Just then a deep voice rumbled through the garden. "Jenna my dear friend, how have ye been?" A grandfatherly face appeared before me. With a smile I curtseyed before the King. "King Zelda,WAIT, THAT'S THEIR LAST NAME? my old friend how have I missed you!" " I have been just fine."SHE NEVER ASKED " It is really nice to see you again." I said with excitement in my voice. As always the King thought of me as a daughter and always looked forward to the day when I would arrive in Hyrule for the annual Spring Festival. He always liked to see what new merchandise I have picked up thought my travels since the last time I was there. And most of the time he would buy something from me. But he always liked it when I would show up since I would bring lots of fun and happiness. As I looked at the King I realized I was some what at home.ONLY SOMEWHAT. THE KING GOT REALLY CREEPY, WHEN THEY WERE ALONE.
As he started to approach me I ran up to the King and gave him a hug. How I missed him. Ever since my parents died when I was very young, I never let anyone get very close to me. But the King was different. He opened up to me, took me into his family and became like a father to me. He gave me a home to come to every year. When I was in Hyrule, I felt at home.BUT ONLY SOMEWHAT.
"Jenna my sweet daughter, what have ye acquired through thy travels this past year?" I smiled at the King, "You must see some of the new cloth I picked up in the city of Skyile." "The great city of light." I smiled, as the King's eyes grew big. "Jenna my daughter, you must show me what you've acquired." Then he took my hand and began to lead me out of the garden. With one last look back at Link, I smiled at him. "See you tonight." I said before I left. After spending some time with the King, he brought some of my new cloth then let me settle in for the night.OH GOD, HERE IT COMES, KIDS.
I returned to the inside of my wagon and prepared a hot bath. I went to the mirror and brushed my hair while I waited for the water to heat up. After about five minuets the water was ready. As I slipped down into the warm water, it felt good against my sore muscles. I begun to relax and slowly let my thoughts drift. Link was the only thing on my mind.OF COURSE. "He is sooo handsome." I thought to myself. "That is the heroic man who became the "Legendary Hero of Time" and saved Hyrule from a life of darkness." Though something tugged at the back of my mind. I remembered that I had wanted to marry one day. And Link would be a good choice since he was my age, strong, smart, and handsome and would help make strong beautiful children.AND MAKE CHILDREN THEY DO. Yes indeed Link would make a good husband. Then I took the soap and washed up. After I washed I got out of the tub and dried off. I went to the wardrobe closet to pick out a dress for this evening's occasion. After some rummaging, I picked a low v cut white dress with lace that held the v together. Gold embroidered Triforce symbols lined the bottom of the dress. And the sleeves started from mid arm and ran all the way down my arm to my wrist. Next I picked a gold choker with the Triforce symbol for around my neck. And a gold Triforce ring for my finger.DID THAT REALLY NEED IT'S OWN SENTENCE? Then I had to do my hair. I braided my hair into a halo braid and ran a beautiful silver lace through it. After that I went to the full-length mirror to look at myself. As I looked myself over, a knock came at the door.
"Come!" I yelled. Appearing in the doorway was the man I had set my eyes on. His eyes grew big, as he looked me over. "You look beautiful tonight." Link said as he took my hand and kissed it. Then he led me out the door. There were two horses in front saddled for riding. One was a rust colored mare with a white main and tail with a black mussel.I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR HORSES LOOKED LIKE The other was one of my brown mares with a black main and tail. The one he had gotten was the one with the white star on her forehead. The one whom I named "Star Dancer."LET'S NOT START NAMING UNIMPORTANT THINGS NOW. He led me to my mare and helped me into the saddle. Then he mounted the other horse. Looking back at me his eyes seemed to glow in the moonlight. "Follow me, I will lead the way." Then he booted the horse in the legs and took off at a slow gallop. I then followed. We rode to the south side of Hyrule field and came upon a long dark tunnel. "This way!" Link called. "Through here!" I watched as Link disappeared into the tunnel. Then I followed. At the other end we crossed a bridge and then into what seemed to be a village.LET'S DO BORING SHIT NOBODY WANTS TO READ!
Little people wearing green clothes that looked like kids started to surround us when we stopped. "This is the Kokiri Village." "The place where I was raised." Link said as he dismounted. After I dismounted one of the kid like Kokiri took our horses to tend to them.SHIT, LET'S GET BORING AS HELL. As I walked around the village the child like people began watching me. They all seemed very curious to who I was. As I looked around at them I noticed that they had something floating around them. As I took a closer look I noticed that they looked like fairies from the fairy tales told to us in our village as kids.MAYBE I SHOULD GET TAVROS IN HERE, HE LOVES FAIRIES, OR SOME BULLSHIT LIKE THAT. "Were these really fairies from the stories I heard as a child?" I thought to myself. Just then one of the Kokiri, a young girl approached me. "My name is Saria, what's yours?" The young girl asked. "My name is Jenna, it's a pleasure to meet you." I replied. "Are you the one that came with my friend Link for our Spring Night Festival?" Saria's eyes seemed to glow at that moment. "Yes he invited me." I said as a smile crossed the Kokiri girl's face.I DON'T THINK THINGS CAN GET ANY MORE BORING.
I could tell that she knew I had my eyes set on Link, though she remained silent about it.BECAUSE THERE'S TOTALLY A REASON TO TALK ABOUT IT. There were male Kokiri as well.OH, NO SHIT? One in particular was one named Mido. He was the leader of the Kokiri and a dear friend of Saria and Link. He had a sense of humor but he yet remained stern and headstrong for he was their leader and was responsible for their lives. It was time for the feast, Saria gestured for me to join them at the feast table. She led me to the seat next to Link. As I sat down next to him she smiled and winked at me. "Did she plan this?" I asked myself, and then smiled.AUGH, THIS IS FUCKING RETARDED, AND POSSIBLY THE WORST DECISION I'VE MADE IN MY FUCKING LIFE. After a moment I looked over all of the food. There was a great abundance of food to eat. There was cooked pork in a rich chestnut cream sauce, beef stew, cooked turkey, all different kinds of cheeses, bread and butter, cooked vegetables and even many different kinds of fruit. My mouth began to water as I combed over the food. After I served myself, I began to eat. As I was eating I could not help but notice that Link was watching me out of the corner of his eye.
I could feel his stare.WAS HE JUST PRESSING HIS FACE AGAINST YOU? Though it was pleasant. Then our eyes met and a smile crossed his face. As I stared into his eyes they seemed to glow under the light of the moon. He even looked more handsome in the moonlight. And I told myself that I would be crazy to pass up a man like this. After everyone finished eating, all of the Kokiri got up and started to dance. Some of the Kokiri even played instruments.YES, GENERALLY YOU DANCE TO MUSIC. As the music drifted in the air Link took my hand in his. "Would you care to dance?" I looked at him and smiled. "Yes, I'd love to." He led me to where everyone else was and we started to dance. We danced and drank long into the night. And to show my appreciation I even did a solo dance. Then after I did my dance I went to sit down and rest. I was tired. Link came and sat down beside me. "You look real tired." "Are you ready to retire." Link said as he put his hand on my shoulder. I nodded yes and tried to get up and walk. But I was so tired and had too much to drink that I stumbled. Catching me in his arms, Link led me back to where I was sitting. "I think it would be wise if you stay here tonight." " I have plenty of room and I can escort you back to the castle in the morning." Link looked at me with a worried look and I decided to stay. And that is how we spent every night together, even up to the night when I finally shared his bed.OH JEGUS, I THINK EVERYTHING IS GOING TO GET WORSE.
I started to know within side myself that Link was the one I wanted to be with. Even more so on the night when I shared myself with him......WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
It was a warm spring night and night had just arrived. Link and I were sharing the quiet sounds of the night together. I had been seeing Link for a little more then a month. The Spring Festival had come and gone and the warm weather was finally returning. All signs of winter were almost gone and my time in Hyrule was about to end for this year. In two weeks I would be leaving for the city of Tar Vera. Knowing this made me sad to go since I did not want to leave Link.
I had finally found someone that I truly loved and I would have to leave him behind when it was time to leave. Even Link was not happy after I told him that I would be leaving soon. When I told him his face went from happy to a depressed one. He wanted to be with me and he wanted me to stay in Hyrule with him. But I was going to spend every last minute I had left with him enjoying it. We had remained quiet for quite some time, then it was Link who broke the silence. "Jenna........ it has been a wonderful almost two months with you......."I watched him as he stuttered to find his words. "Even as short as it was‚ I really enjoyed the time I've spent with you." "I wish you did not have to leave." "I do not think I will ever find another quite like you." Link said as a look of sadness appeared in his eyes. At that moment I was on the verge of tears. I was in love with him. I leaned over and softly placed my lips on his and kissed him tenderly. Then he looked deeply into my eyes and told me he loved me. With those words I began to cry. I had never felt this way before. Like the way he makes me feel when I'm with him.I AM LITERALLY SPEECHLESS.
He gently took his hand and wiped away my tears. Then he put his hand underneath my chin and slowly lifted my head up until our eyes met. With his hand, he drew my face close to his, gently placed his lips on mine and kissed me softly. At that moment I took the opportunity to deepen the kiss. As our tongues metOH GOD I started to feel his hands caressing my body.OH GOD, ARE... ARE THEY? As he gently caressed my body, I let out small moans into his mouth. Then he moved his lips to my neck, placing sweet nibbles on it as his hands trickled up my back to the clasp of my dress. Little by little he slowly started to remove my dress and I felt my body quivering under the gentle caressing of his broad hands as he pulled the dress down off my legs and tossed it aside.OH JEGUS, PLEASE, JUST, NO Slowly he moved back to my lips and kissed me forcefully, his tongue begun probing my mouth. My tongue slowly met his, causing it to intertwine with his, tasting the sweetness of him. Then we broke off the kiss and I looked into his dark blue eyes as I reached up to remove the belt from around his waist.OH GOD PLEASE STOP
Slowly I pulled off his belt letting it fall to the ground, then I slipped my hands under his tunic and swiftly removed it as his lips went to my breasts.DON'T, WE CAN END THIS WITHOUT CASUALTIES IF YOU JUST- As his lips and tongue teased the nipples of my breasts,AAAAAAAAAAA I felt new feelings swarm threw my body. My back arched and groans of pure pleasure escaped past my lips. Never had I felt such feelings before. Never had my body ever felt such pleasure. Then Link slowly moved his lips down my body till he reached my navel. When he kissed it a giggle passed my lips.THE FUCK Then he looked up and we looked into each other's eyes as I reached up to his chest and placed my hands on the lace that held the collar together of his white under shirt. His body started quivering as my hands worked across his chest while I removed his white undergarments. Then I yanked it off, exposing his beautiful heavenly naked body. A body of pure heaven.OH GOD I THINK I'M BLIND
Our lips met again as he gently pushed me down onto his bed, climbing on top of me. I begun to feel his heart beating in his chest as his lips moved back to the nipples on my breasts. Soft moans of pleasure passed my lips as he nibbled gently on my nipples causing them to become erect. As he teased my nipples with his lips and tongue, I felt his handwork its way down my body.OH GOD MY VISION First to my thighs, then between my legs. He gently brushed his hand across the lips of my moundOH DEAR GOD WHAT and I groaned to tell him to continue. Slowly his fingers probed around the inside of my flower,WHAT sending strange new pleasurable feelings cursing threw my body. I moaned louder as his fingers caressed the inside of my mound, moving in a slow up and down motion. Then his fingers brushed against my clit, and I screamed out as a pulse of pure ecstasy raced threw me. I grabbed his hand and pulled it closer, telling him that I wanted more.WHAAAAAT Taking the hintMORE LIKE TELLING HIM, he teased me, as his hand brushed across my clit every few strokes. My body shuddered under his touch as my soft moans turned into cries of pleasure and pure ecstasy. As Link's fingers teased and caressed my mound, his fingers moved down until they brushed over the entrance.STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT Slowly Link inserted a finger, slipping it into the wetness probing me inside, causing animal like cries to pass my lips. Then I arced my back and screamed in pure ecstasy as he begun to thrust his broad fingers deep inside my hot wetness. New feelings flooded threw my body, rushing to my head like a sugar high, as his fingers pushed their way in and out of my sleek beautiful body.WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THIS With each thrust, my legs shuddered sending momentary shocks to my lower organs. Then I arched my back, my body screaming in ecstasy as his movements became faster. I reached up and dug my nails into his muscular back as the eternal bliss raced through my every vein.
I began feeling jolts of pure hot passion surging through my lower organs , through my bones as I felt myself starting to climax. My back arced again and I grunted in cat like sounds as he begun to thrust his fingers deeper, upping the movement.IF I COULD SEE MY COMPUTER SCREEN, I'D BREAK IT. My hands felt his back become sweaty as I dug my nails in deeper. Then my slender body twisted as I came to full climax, and I screamed in ecstasy as my warm juices gushed down his hand. Falling back painting, I looked into his eternal blue eyes. " I want to make love to you." I whispered to him as he ate my body with his hungry stare. "I've wanted to make love to you from the first day I met you." Link said as his hungry lips returned to my beautiful neck.SOMEBODY COME HERE AND TURN MY COMPUTER OFF FOR THE LOVE OF GOG
Then I bucked my head back and cat like sounds escaped passed my lips as he pressed his hot body down against mine. As I ran my nails down his sweaty back and I felt our hearts starting to beat faster as our bodies became hungry for each other.FUCK, WHERE IS ONE OF THOSE ASSHOLES WHEN YOU NEED THEM
Suddenly strange new feelings begun to surge through me as our passions ignited. Then as he penetrated deep inside my sweaty body,OH GOD, I'M GOING TO THROW UP the feeling rushed through me like a raging river, the feeling of.......... feeling like a women. Never had I felt this way before. I felt my body beginning to surge with strange new feelings as I let my virginity slip away. As we made love I whispered in his ear that he made me feel like a women and to my surprise he said I made him feel like a man.I THINK I'M LOSING FEELING TO MY FINGERS We made love long into the night. For filing each other's hot desires and fantasies.OH GOD And I thought to myself that this was one thing I did not want to miss. I wanted to drink in every part of him.OH GOD And after it was over I could not wait to feel him again.
The next few days were depressing. Us knowing that I was leaving in less then two weeks made us depressed. The nights were spent mostly quiet except for the occasional sigh. I was beginning to think I'd never be this happy again.YOU BETTER NOT, YOU WHORE, YOU MADE ME BLIND. Link made me feel special. He made me feel like a women. And he was my first. "Do I really have to leave?" I asked myself. But then I remembered that the places I travel to every year were counting on me so I had to go. Love or not.
It was the day before I was leaving. I was at the market place for the last time for this year. I was at my stand selling what I had left when I saw Link enter the market and headed for where I was. As I watched him I wondered if this was going to be the last time I was ever going to see him. I began to cry when he approached me.FUCK, CAN WE GET THIS OVER WITH? Taking his hand he gently wiped away my tears and told me not to cry. He looked deeply into my brown eyes and told me he had something to tell me. Then he got down on one knee and produced a small gold box. He opened it to reveal a gold diamond ring inside. With a loud gasp I cloppedWHAT my hands over my mouth. Then he took my hand in his. "Will you marry me?" He asked with hope in his eyes as I started to cry again.
"Oh my Goddesses......yes, yes I will!" I said in between tears. He took my left hand and placed the ring on my finger. Then he got up, we embraced and started to kiss. Now I knew I did not have to leave. Hyrule was meant to be my home. We were destined to be together.AND I WAS DESTINED TO MAKE FUN OF THIS STORY AND LOSE MY SIGHT FOR IT.
Summer finally arrived and signs of spring were slowly fading. I was spending my days at Hyrule castle helping with the chores and making plans for my upcoming wedding. Link spent his days building a home in the Lost WoodsSOUNDS LIKE A SAFE PLACE TO LIVE. for us to live in after we were married.
I was excited about our upcoming wedding. I was marring Link. I finally had the man I fell in love with. He was special to me. And he was building a home for us to live in. A home for us to raise our family in. Link told me he wanted to be a father and that most of all he wanted a son.OH GOD, PLEASE, NO MORE SEX We had talked about having children together. When I first started my traveling, I did not want children, but now that I was marring Link, I decided I wanted to have children with him. Having children by him would make them strong and beautiful, since Link was strong and beautiful himself.
Even my friendship with Princess Zelda and her father grew stronger when we told them about our engagement and that we were going to have children. Since Zelda was not betrothed and had not yet wed, this was the closest thing to her being a mother and the King being a grandfather. Now that we were to wed my life was almost complete.FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I NEED TO GO FIND TEREZI SO I CAN GET HELP WITH THIS BEING BLIND BULLSHIT