Post by carcinoGeneticist on Dec 31, 2010 7:07:11 GMT -5
THIS SHIT WAS LIKE, WOAH... I CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN THIS MOTHERFUCKIN SHIT. IT WAS LIKE A... MIRACLE.
They had arrived.AND THUS, THE EPIC SAGA STARTS. Y4Y 3P1CS! WoAh, WhAt'S gOnNa HaPpEn? Simple Retardedness Didn't You People Know That Chuck had been driving his grandson and friends for two day to go and visit his other grandparents.
Chris got the car followed by Tails, Amy, Cream, cheese and sonicOBVIOUSLY IMPORTANT CHARACTERS ARE CAPITALIZED. how was a little grumpy because he didn't like moving as slow as a car on the freeway. He liked to go faster, he sometimes coursed a sonic boom with his speedWAIT, WHAT DOES THIS EVEN SAY, meaning he can move faster than sound at will.WOULDN'T HIS BODY IMPLODE, OR SOMETHING? WoAh, ReAlLy? ThIs GuY mUsT bE sOmE sOrT oF fUcKiNg MiRaClE! OH GOG DAMMIT GAMZEE, DON'T EVEN START HoNk HoNk :o)Wouldn't You Get Into Prison For Driving A Car In That Kind Of Speed H3H3H3H3H3H3 I'M REGRETTING THIS ALREADY.
The group of friend approaching the house was an unusual sight, so it was a good thing that only one more house was close by, which not known to the group witnessed a similar sight a few hour previously.WaIt, WhAt? I dOn'T gEt It. DiD i MiSs SoMeThInG? W3 M1SS3D 3V3RYTH1NG B3C4US3 W3 F3LL 4SL33P Okay Now I Dont Even Know What Was With That Sentence The reason the group look unusual was because it consisted of two humans - Chuck and Chris. A pink mouse named Amy, a yellow and orange rabbit named Cream and her little flying friend (unidentified) Cheese. Also an orange fox with two tails called Mike nicked named Tails. And last of all, a blue hedgehog called sonic.1V3 H34RD 4BOUT TH1S SON1C FROM D4V3, H3S JUST R34LLY F4ST 4ND DUMB AND AGAIN, HIS NAME ISN'T CAPITALIZED. HE OBVIOUSLY ISN'T IMPORTANT ENOUGH, WHILE THE FOX GOT ELEVATED TO MAIN CHARACTER STATUS.
"You know we must look like a strange sight to your grandparents, Chris," Sonic said as they walked up the drive.
"Yeah, I know but I told them about you. And plus we would a lot stranger if Knuckles and Rough where here to," Chris said. I Never Knew Rough Is A Name
"You got me there," said Sonic.WoAh, DuDe, He GoT hIm! I tHoUgHt He WaS rEaLlY fAsT aNd ShIt.
As they reached the front door William, Chris' granddad appeared. He was about the same age as Chuck and good friends with him to. He had gray hair and a little wispy beard.
"Ah, Chris how wonderful to see you again, and your friend look so interestingAPPARENTLY THEY ALL MELDED INTO ONE BEING., nice to meet you all. It's good to see you to Chuck."
"You too Will," Chuck said with a small nod.
"Hiya Granddad. These are my friends, Tails, Amy, Cream, Cheese and Son- Hey where's Sonic?" Chris said alarmed at Sonics sudden disappearance. POOF H3S GON3 L1K3 3V3RY SHR34D OF LOG1C 1N TH1S STORYI kNeW hE wAs A mIrAcLe. FuCkInG tOlD yOu.YOU W4RN3D US DOG!HoNk HoNk
"He's probably stretching his legs. I don't think he like's car journeys," Tails said with a nervous smile
"Well as you can see he has the room," William exclaimed. "Is your friend and athlete, Chris?"Y3S H3S 4 FR13ND 4ND 4 4THL3T3, 4LSO 4 FUCK1NG H3DG3HOG TH4T W4LKS 4ROUND
"Who me? No I just like running as a hobby," Sonic said from behind everyone.
"Oh, hey Sonic where did you go?" Chris asked.
"Back home I forgot something," he said holding up a guitar shaped medallion for everybody to see. Wait Why Didnt He Just Run Over There In The First Place Instead Of Being Stuck In A Car
"What is it Sonic?" Amy asked in awe.I tHoUgHt It WaS a GuItAr ShApEd MeDaLlIoN? iS iT sOmEtHiNg ElSe? WoAh, FuCk, ThAt'S sCaRy ShIt.IT'S A MAGICAL CHANGING MEDALLION, GAMZEE, PAY ATTENTION FOR ONCE.FuCk, ThIs GuYs PuLlInG mIrAcLeS oUt Of FuCkInG mIrAcLeS! hOnK hOnK hOnK!
"Something I've had since birth. I stopped wearing it a while ago. I thought that if I keep it with me I might as well wear it" he answered.
"It's really pretty," Cream said staring at it.ST4R1NG CONT3ST GO! >:|:oO1 N3V3R LOS3 >:]FuCk, YoU gOt Me. HoNk. :o)
"Yeah it is," Amy agreed. Whats The Comma For
Tails look at it. It had stirred a sudden memory in Tails' mind; it was of him, Sonic and two other people. Tails was taking a picture of them. But who where they, he knew them but couldn't remember.AND THEN, EVERYONE DIED. THE NEXT SIX CHAPTERS ARE COMPLETELY BLANK.H3Y! YOU GOT TH4T JOK3 FROM M3!HA, YOU WISH I FUCKING DID.>:[I Really Dont Get The Plotline And Do I Really Want To KnowFuCk ThAt WaS eAsY! lEt'S kIcK sOmE oF tHe WiCkEd ElIxEr NoW.
Chapter 2 OH FUCK MOR3?WoAh, FuCk, KaRkAt, YoU lIeD, mAn.IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE, YOU DUMBASS. THERE'S ALWAYS MORE.ST1LL L13D THOUGH:o(
Well Shit"Ok, get a bit closer and say "freedom fighters!""SUDDENLY FLASHBACKS, EVERYWHERE.OH MY GOG W3'R3 SURROUND3D! Tails had said. Just as he had got to take the picture the girl had stopped him he knew her,WHATWH4THoNk she and the boy where the reason Sonic had stopped wearing his medallion. Now tails remembered, they all had one. But just shaped into different instruments, and they'd all had them since birth.THIS ISN'T RELEVANT, NOPE NOT ALL.WH4T R3L3V3NCY? 1T N3V3R H4D 4ND N3V3R W1LL H4V3 R3L3V3NCY
"Wait up there Tails," she has said to him. Up Where
All the boys had looked at her. "What's up Sonia, your hairs fine" the other boy had asked. That was her name. Sonia,OH, NO SHIT. but he still couldn't put his finger on who she was.SO H3 R3M3MB3R3D H3R N4M3 BUT ST1LL D1DN'T KNOW WHO SH3 W4SShE's SoNiA, rIgHt? I tHoUgHt ShE wAs SoNiA? wHo ThE fUcK iS sHe NoW?
"Oh, ha ha. ManicM4N1C 1S TH3 B3ST N4M3 3V3R You Mean Maniac OBVIOUSLY, SONIA IS THE BEST NAME EVER FOR COMPLETE ORIGINALITY IN A SERIES CALLED SONIC, very funny. I was going to say, get in the picture with us Tails," Sonia said.
"I can't guys this is your family photo," Tails had replied. That's who they where they where Sonics' brother and Sister. The Sonic triplets, all hedgehogs with a need for speed.HeY, lOoK, iT rHyMeS! fUcKiNg NeEd FoR fUcKiNg SpEeD! hOnk!D4V3 1S B3TT3R 4T RHYM31NG
"Sure you can Tails," Sonic had reassured me. "Your just like family to us. Come on get in."
That was the end of the flash back but that one brought on another. It was dark. Night time, and it was quiet. the stillness of the night was broken by a sudden banging on the door of Tails house.SO H3 FL4SHB4CK3D 4LL D4Y?! 1 DO TH4T 3V3RY T1M3 1 FL4SH B4CK
Tails answered the door and Sonic almost fell through.WoAh, FuCk, NoW hE's FaLlInG tHoUgH dOorS! tHiS gUy Is A mIrAcLe MaChInE!I Don't Think I Understand You Anymore GamzeeJEGUS FUCK, GAMZEE, COULD YOU JUST STOP WITH THE FUCKING MIRACLES. IT'S BAD ENOUGH I HAVE TO READ THIS SHIT WITH OUT HAVING TO DEAL WITH YOUR MIRACLE BULLSHIThOnK hOnK! :o)
"Sonic! What's up? What's happened?" Tails asked in alarm at the state of his friend crying on the floor.WHEN DID THE HEDGEHOG START CRYING?
"There gone Tails. There missing!" Sonic wailed. Why Do I Sense A Boy Animal And Boy Animal Relationship
"Who Sonic? Who's missing?" Tails already had an idea but he had to ask just to be sure.
"Sonia and Manic. There both gone and so is Butnick.3V3N 1 DONT F1ND TH4T FUNNY Buttnick What A Nice Name My only family gone." Sonic was going to need time to get-a-hold of himself. And Then Tails Dies AND THEN KANAYA LEFT.4ND TH3N W3 CONT1NU3D FOR GOG KNOWS WH4T R34SONMaN, yOu GuYs GoTtA tRy ThIs FuCkInG pIe I mAdE.1 4M 4CTU4LLY CONS1D3R1NG 34T1NG 1T:o)
Chapter 3
Tails came back to the present and looked up at Sonic, still holding the medallion. WoAh, NoW tHeRe'S tImE tRaVeL. fUcK, mY hEaD
"Hey sonic, is that the same medallion you had when..."YOU KILLED YOUR BROTHER AND SISTER IN A GRUESOME FASHION? Tails broke off not wanting to bring back bad memories, plus the others didn't know of Sonics' siblings yet. "Never mind."
"It's ok, but yeah it is. I knew where you were going with that question. I sense them close by you know?" Sonic said looking at tails. H3 H4S 4 R4D4R S3NS3! >:O WH4T 4 SHOCK1NG D3V3LOPM3NT, TH1S MUST B3 TH3 TW33ST YOU M3NT1ON3D
"Yeah. Are you going looking for them?" Tails asked. He knew this must sound like total gibberish to everybody else,LiKe Me. but this was a conversation between him and Sonic right now.
"No. I'm not going looking for them," sonic said. Tails look up at him sharply.Do It TaIlS. lOoK aT tHaT mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClE sO sHaRp He GeTs CuT.
"What? Why? That makes no sense Sonic!" Tails shouted.NON3 OF TH1S M4K3S S3NS3MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY
"You're telling me," Amy whispered to Cream who nodded.WH3N D1D TH3Y G3T TH3R3?! OH W41T! T3L3PORT4T1ON M1R1CL3!FuCkInG yEs! HoNk HoNk HoNk HoNkUGH, JEGUS, YOUR MIRACLES LEAVE A BAD TASTE IN MY MOUTH.
"No, it makes sense. WoAh, It DoEs? OkAy. NO, 1T DO3SNT, 1T W1LL N3V3R M4K3 S3NS3 FuCk, YoU mEaN tHeY lIeD?I'm listening not looking for them," Sonic said still looking straight at Tails. "If I'm right they'll sense me to and start playing someday." TH4T W4S 4 TR41NWR3CK OF 4 S3NT3NC3
"Oh," Tails whispered. "I get it." YeAh, I'm StIlL lOsT.WHEN AREN'T YOU LOST WH3N H3S NOT H1GH OFF OF SOPOR SL1M3, WH1CH 1S N3V3R
"Ok, are you two talking in code or something. Or do you know something we don't know?" Amy shouted.
"Your call," Tails said to Sonic, not to bothered about his choice.
"Not yet Tails," Sonic said. Then turning to everybody else, said. "Sorry it was a conversation between me and Tails. it really doesn't matter right now. Maybe later I'll tell you. It's a hard subject. Sorry."
"No worries." Chris said smiling. "Hey gramps, where's Gran?"WH4TS 4 GR4N, K4RK4T? A GRAN IS A SORT OF HUMAN PLANT, OR SOMETHING WOW TH3 MOR3 YOU KNOW
"Oh, here she comes now," Will said. "She was visiting Mr and Mrs Ternball across the way."
"Hey Gran." Chris said as she approached.
"Oh hello, Sweetie. The Ternball's have their granddaughter and her friends over this weekend as wellINCOMING LOVE INTERESTS ALERT HoNk HoNk. Isn't that funny. Her friends look a lot like yours too." She said looking at every one.
"What?" everyone shouted at the old Lady.
"Yes. Two of them where very talented in modern music and seemed very close." She said to a shocked crowd. Tails and Sonics' brains where locked on the same thought and the seemed to be reading each other's minds as well. Oh FuCk! NoW tHeY cAn ReAd MiNdS! mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClEs, MaN, mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClEs. 1 C4N R34D M1NDS TOO FuCk! WhEn DiD tHaT hApPeN? S1NC3 1 W4S BORN! 1 KNOW YOUR TH1NK1NG 4BOUT F4YGO 4ND SOPOR P13S R1GHT NOW :oO TEREZI, HE'S ALWAYS THINKING ABOUT SOPOR PIES AND FUCKING FAYGO 1 KNOW K4RK4T BUT 1 4LSO R34D TH3 M1ND OF TH3 4UTHOR 4ND 1 KNOW TH1S STORY 1S GO1NG TO G3T DUMB3R FuCk, YoUr BoTh MiNd ReAdErS nOw? :oO NO, YOU DUMBASS, BUT I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU CAN THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE, EXCEPT MIRACLES. :oO
"Was it a boy and a girl," they asked in unison.
"Oh yes, a boy and a girl hedgehog both great musicians." The lady said rather calmly.
"Did you happen to see if the where wearing a medallion similar to this," Sonic asked, dying for his answer. ShIt, MaN, hE's DyInG! aNsWeR hIm, MoThErFuCkEr!
"Yes," the lady said. "The boy had one shaped like drums and the girl had one shaped like a keyboard but she was playing the guitar." WH4T 4 CO1NC1D3NC3!
"Sonic you don't think..." Tails asked excitement rising.
"Yes I do.AND NOW WE KNOW THAT OUR MAIN CHARACTER THINKS. Thank you grandma. Which way is the –" Sonic was cut off by a purple blur running through them all, closely followed by a green blur.
"No way! Sonic it's them!" Tails shoutedIN THIS STORY, THEY'RE THE BLURS, IT'S THEM. 1N TH1S STORY TH3Y'R3 TH3 R3T4RDS 1TS TH3MIn ThIs StOrY, tHeY aRe ThE mIrAcLeS. eVeRyOnE iS. :o)YOU KNOW, I REALLY SHOULD'VE SEEN THAT COMING, AND I FUCKING DIDN'T. 1 4M SHOCK3D! SHOCK3D!!! W3LL NOT TH4T SHOCK3D >:] HoNk HoNk.
Chapter 4
"It's who,"THERE IS NO CHARACTER CALLED WHO IN THIS STORY, DUMBASS Amy asked, angry now that she didn't know what was going on, and she wasn't the only one.L1K3 TH3 R34D3RS FOR 3X4MPL3!! N4M3LY USWaIt, WhAt'S gOiNg On?
Every one stood watching the blurs race or run away from each other. Sonic didn't get what was going on with his siblings, but whatever it was, right now it had nothing to do with him so he decided to let then work it out between them. Suddenly the green blur, Manic, got in front of the purple blur, Sonia, and court her wrists before she could turn coursing her to stop to. WH4T Everybody gasped in unison with the appearance of two more hedgehogs just like Sonic. ThEre'S mOrE mIrAcLe PeOpLe? FuCk, ThIs StOrY hAs EvErYtHiNg! HoNk HoNk HoNk
"Come on, Sonia. We have to practise," Manic pleaded with his sister. She just smiled at him, then looked and the sky as a flying fox with two tails appeared.WHY 4R3 TH3Y 1N TH3 HOUS3 4G41N? ThEy'Re In A hOuSe? [coor=Gray]NO THEY'RE ON A FUCKING HORSE.[/color] B3TT3R G3T 3QU1US 1N H3R3 TH3N I mIsSeD sOmEtHiNg, I tHoUgHt ThEy WeRe OuTsIdE.NOW TH3Y 4R3 1N SP4C3! :oO
"I know, Manic and I said I will but I needed a run first. I've got to much energy today." She said still smiling at him, he still held her wrists.
"Well you've just had one, so why don't we put all that left over energy into our music?" Manic asked her as if she where a small child.
"No. I want to see if you can catch me first," Sonia replied with now a playful smile. Manic lifted up her wrists in his hands.
"Court," he said. 1 C4LL ORD3R 1N TH3 COURT!! G4MZ33, PR3S3NT YOUR C4S3 FuCk, I dIdN't Do It! WhAt'D i Do? MoThErFuCk, I nEeD a FaYgO.4TTORN3Y K4RK4T, T3LL TH3 V1CT1M WH4T H3 D1D I'M NOT GOING TO A BE A PART OF THIS OH YOUR NO FUN 4NYMOR3 >:[ YOU THOUGHT I WAS FUN BEFORE THISW3 C4N D1SCUSS TH1S L4T3R K4RKL3S FINE FuCk, I nEeDeD tHaT fAyGo.
"That's what you think," the fox said also with a playful smile on her lips. "Give it all you got girl!" she shouted at Sonia.
Back over with Sonic and Tails they knew what was coming next and where trying not to laugh.
"Do you really think she would, Sonic?" Tails asked.
"Yeah, she would. I'm going to catch her when she lets go." Sonic had said, and then turned his attention back to his brother and sister.1 THOUGHT H3 WOULD B3 MOR3 3XC1T3D TO S33 H1S F4M1LY 4S HUM4NS C4LL 1T
"Sonia, come on. It's me you wouldn't. Would you?" Manic asked with a hint of panic in his voice.OH SHIT HEY GAMZEE LOOK SOME SICK ASS RHYMES OH MAN WoAh, FuCk, YoUr RiGhT! mOtHeRfUcKiNg MaNiC hAd A mOtHeRfUcKiNg PaNiC! tHiS sToRy ReAlLy DoEs HaVe EvErYtHiNg! HoNk HoNk :o)
"Manic, yes I would, but don't worry you've got Tee in the sky with you," as soon as she finished she began to spin on the spot, making a purple and green blur. Then all of a sudden she stopped and Manic was flying through the air away from her. "Now let's see if you can catch me." She yelled after her brother.
All through this Sonic has been getting closer to Sonia and when she stopped had ended up behind her. Just as she went to run her court up her hand in his "Court." He said. 1 PUT 4 COURT 1N YOUR COURT SO YOU C4N COURT WH1L3 YOU COURT WoAh!
That wasn't Manic, Sonia thought and whirled to see who it was. She stared into her brother's face and he stared into hers'. There was no way he could be her on Earth. They didn't belong on Earth she, Manic and friends had all gotten here by accident. Was it possible that the same thing had happened to Sonic and his friends? No matter what there was no denying this was Sonic, this was her brother.
"Sonic?" she asked. She knew it was him but just had to make sure.HOW M4NY OTH3R BLU3 H3DG3HOGS DO YOU KNOW >:? 1S TH3R3 4 W4R3HOUS3 FULL OF TH3M SOM3WH3R3??? WELL, CONSIDERING HOW MANY "SLUTTY" WOMEN WE'VE HAD IN OUR STORIES, I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED STR4NG3LY, 1 WOULDN'T B3 SURPR1S3D 31TH3R YoU mEaN tHeRe ArE mOrE oF tHeSe MiRaClE mAcHiNeS aRoUnD? FuUuUuCk, I nEeD aNoThEr PiE. G4MZ33, P4SS M3 4 P13, TH1S 1S GO1NG TO B3 4 LONG D4Y FuCk YeAh, AlWaYs GlAd To HeLp OuT A mOtHeRfUcKeR. WaNt OnE kArKaT, bRo? YOU KEEP YOUR RETARDED FUCKING PIES AWAY FROM ME OkAy MaN, tHaT's CoOl.
"The one and only," he said smiling at her.
"Sonic," she shouted and lunged at him, pulling him into a hug and he hugged her back, she began to cry.
"Why are you crying?" he asked her.
"Because I'm happy and I missed you," she said through sobs.
"Me too," was all Sonic could say at this point.
"You're not crying?" she asked him trying to stop herself from crying now.WO4H, TH1S P13 1S JUST WO4H M4N, 1T 1S 4 FUCK1NG M1R4CL3 FuCk YeAh, SwEeTtItS. AND NOW I HAVE TO DEAL WITH TWO MIRACLE SPOUTERS
"How do you know you can't she me right now," he said wiping a tear from his face.
"Okay I'll give you that one," she said laughing.
"Do you want to know something?" he asked.
"What do I want to know?"
"That I missed you so much and that I love you so much as well and I always will love you."
"I love you too, Sonic."AND THUS, I WAS PROVEN RIGHT WO4H M4N, TH3S3 HOGS 4R3 G3TT1NG STR4NG3 DOWN 1N TH1S M1R4CL3 PL4C3 FuCk YeEeEaAaH. hOnK hOnK YOU TWO DISGUST ME
Amy just stared at them and tried not to scream. Tails was just starting to cry now as well, he hadn't seen Sonic this happy in a long time. Sonia broke the hug first to wipe her eyes. She heard someone else crying and turned to see Tails.
"Tails!" she shouted and ran to him. He ran to her and they met half way and hugged. Sonic followed behind his sister. Just at that moment Manic appeared with Tee just behind him.
"Sonia you -," he began then saw she was crying and hugging someone and at her side was Sonic. "No way man. NO WAY! No FuCkInG wAy! NO GOGD4MN FUCK1NG W4Y 1N H3LLSonic," manic shouted.
"Yeah it's me," Sonic said.
The hugging and kissing between the triplets and their old friend continued until they decided they better make up a story for the rest of the group watching them. Y34H, LOOK 4T TH3S3 M1R4CL3 P3OPL3 LOV3 34CH OTH3R, TH3 M1R4CL3S 4R3 H4PP3N1NG M4N MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS, mAn, MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLes. K4RK4T, YOU MUST JO1N 1N OUR M1R4CL3S, 1T 1S GLOR1OUS DoN't PrEsSuRe HiM, mAn, He NeEdS tO dO iT oN hIs OwN. lIkE a MiRaCle. GoTtA jUsT lEt It HaPpEn. Y34H, M1R4CL3S H4PP3N FOR R34SONS M4N, C4N'T M4K3 TH3M H4PP3N HoNk HoNk :o) HONK HONK >:o] I HOPE YOU KNOW THIS IS PROBABLY THE LAST TIME EITHER OF YOU GET TO RIFF WITH EACH OTHER
Chapter 5
Tails and the triplets stood in a huddle whispering quietly to each other. The group watching them were also talking quietly to one another about who they thought these two new hedgehogs might be. Sonic had struck up an argument with Sonia.I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HOW RETARDED IT IS
"Look Sonic they are your friendSO THEY'RE ALL ONE PERSON AGAIN? ThEsE mIrAcLe PeOpLe ArE fUcKiNg AmAzInG. OH GOG, TH3 M1R4CL3S, TH3 FUCK1NG M1R4CL3S H3H3H3H3HONK, it is your choice to tell them. Tails has already told you it's your call. We won't tell them for you, make a choice!" Sonia whispered angrily to her brother.
"Well, what about your group? What do they know? Have you told them anything?" Sonic asked.
"Yeah, man. I mean we, like, kept them on a need to know basses. Well Tee already knows the whole story, just like Tails does. But we haven't told anybody else we're bro and sis. For our protection and theirs," Manic answered.
"Why did you want to know anyway, Sonic?" asked Tails.
"Because," Sonic replied, "then I know how much might get blabbed."
"Oh, don't worry about that. We've sworn them to secrecy. They won't say a word to anybody." Sonia said with confidence.
"Ok. So we tell them nothing, that's my choice sorted done. Onto the next problem. What's our excuse?" Sonic asked with a nervous glance behind him.
"Why don't you just tell them we're old friends, I mean Tails knows us, we can say we all met at the same place. School," Manic said with a proud look on his face. YOU M1R4CL3S D3S3RV3 TO B3 PROUND OF YOUR M1R4CL3S-N3SS, ONLY 4 F3W G3T TO B3 4S B1G M1R4CL3S 4S YOU
"Yeah ok we'll go with that," Sonic said. Go WiTh WhAt? I kInDa SpAcEd OuT tHeRe. WhAt WeRe ThEy TaLkInG aBoUt? FUCK 1F 1 KNOW, 1 W4S W4TCH1NG L3MONSNOUT OV3R TH3R3, D4MN M1R4CL3S H3S 4L1V3
They walked over to the rest of the group and Sonic began telling then the excuse they had made up together. Somewhere in the conversation Sonia zoned out WoAh, HeY, sO dId I! W3 4R3 4LL M1R4CL3 LOV3RS!!and had a vision. Manic, Tails and Sonic knew that if Sonia zoned out she was having a vision but there would be nothing they could do about it. When Manic noticed that was up with Sonia, he told Tails in whisper and they moved her back holding her hands until she came out of her vision. By the end of Sonics speech the vision still hadn't stooped.
"So that's why you guy's where all hugging," Chris said.
"Yeah exactly, right guys? Guys?" Sonic said turning around to see Sonia in a vision. Sonic ran over. "How longs she been out of it?" he asked touching her head. DONT 1NT3RRUPT TH3 M1R4CL3S TH4T 4R3 H4PP3N1NG TH3R3 As soon as he did this she came back to the present, Oh ShIt, ShE wAs In ThE fUcKiNg FuTuRe! FuUuUuCk. SH3S NOT ONLY 4 M1R4CL3 SH3 1S 4 D4V3 M1R4CL3!! OH JEGUS, I AM NEARLY THIS DONE WITH YOU BOTH FuCk, MaN, hOw CaN a BrOtHeR hElP aNoThEr BrOtHeR? Y34H BRO, WH4TS GOT YOUR M1R4CL3S 1N 4 T1ZZY?? THE FACT THAT BOTH OF YOU ARE FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT OVER EVERY LITTLE "MIRACLE" WeLl, FuCk, I cAn ToNe DoWn ThE mIrAcLeS, iF yOu WaNt. DoN't WaNnA gEt My BrO AlL mAd AnD sHiT Y34H, BROS B31NG M4D 1S NOT 4 COOL M1R4CL3, OH W41T, SORRY OH, HEY, GUESS FUCKING WHAT, IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE FOR ME TO NOT BE ANGRY BECAUSE I HAVE FUCKING PIROUETTED OFF OF ANGRY INTO FULL ON RAGE. FuCk, MaN, yOu GoTtA cHiLl Y34H BRO, H4V3 4 F4YGO OR SOM3TH1NG CHILL? YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING CHILL? WHY DON'T YOU TWO STOP BEING FUCKING RETARDED AND START ACTING LIKE SANE TROLLS SO WE CAN GET THIS BULLSHIT STORY DONE FOR GOG SAKESpanting and doubling over, she would of been on the ground is Manic and Tails hadn't been holding her up.
"What was it what did you see?" Tails asked as soon as she was breathing normally again, by now everybody else had came to see what was up.
"A Chaos Emerald. There's a Chaos Emerald round her somewhere. And Eggman know that and is on his way, so is Knuckle's." Sonia said looking directly at the floor beneath her. A few seconds past then she looked up sharply. "Everybody run!" she screamed. They scattered and Eggman's robot appeared. 1S 1T 4 M1R4CL3 ROBOT?? B3C4US3 1F 1T H3Y! G3T DOWN FROM TH3R3 TH1S 1NST4NT L3MONSNOUT!! TH4T COMPUT3R 1S NOT 4 M1R4CL3 P3RCH FOR M1R4CL3S HhHhIiIiIiSsSsSsSsSs. FuCkInG fAyGo, MaN. fUcKiNg FaYgO. D4MM1T L3MONSNOUT, K4RK4TS H34D 1S NOT 4 GOOD PL4C3 31TH3R, G3T DOWN!! TEREZI IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR RETARDED DRAGON OFF OF ME RIGHT NOW I'M GOING TO CUT HIM TO SHREDS W3LL NOW H3S GON3, TH3R3S 4 C4T ON YOUR L3G NOW THOUGH OH FOR THE LOVE OF JEGUS
Chapter 6
Eggman looked at the group from the safety of his floating chair. WoAh, FuCk, ThAt'S fUcKiNg AwEsOmE 1 W4NT 4 FLY1NG CH41R NOW SO 1 C4N GO TO TH3 MOOOOOOONHe noticed that the group was bigger and let this got to his headWHAT WO4H WH4T, thinking Sonic was weak, he thought he needed a more help to defeat him and his robots.
"Well, well, well Sonic. Need a bigger group of friends to help beat me. Bear in mind three more people may not do the trick," Dr Eggman laughed.
"Well, Eggy, I can't say it's nice to see you again, why are you hear any way?" Sonia asked trying to buy some time while the others searched for the Chaos Emeralds, she had told her friends where roughly where it was while Dr Eggman was gloating.IT SURE IS CONVENIENT THAT THEY'RE ALL NEAR BY
"Oh my, it's Sonia the hedgehog. Well I have to say I haven't seen you in a while. How's life been? Seen my brother lately?" Dr Eggman asked her politely, while without anyone's notice his giant robot claw moved slowly behind her ready to strike and grab her. 1TS 4 FUCK1NG M1R4CL3 TH3Y D1DNT NOT1C3 TH3 CL4W GO1NG B4CK TH3R3
"The last I saw of old Butnick was a month ago when we blow up his fort. He's gone it hiding. No one knows where he is." H3S R1GHT TH3R3, TH4TS WH3R3 H3 4ND H1S M1R4CL3S 4R3 Sonia said wondering why Eggman hadn't tried to attack yet.
"Well that's too bad," Eggman said opening the claw and bringing round Sonia, still without any notice. "I guess you have to settle with fighting me." And with that he closed the claw tightly around Sonia's arms, torso and upper legs and lifted her off the ground, so she had no way of getting away without hurting herself. He slowly squeezed the claw tighter around her body
"I hate you!" WoAh, FuCk, YoU jUsT mEt ThE gUy. KiNdA eArLy To Be SeEiNg SpAdEs AnD sHiT WHY DO W3 H4T3 4NYW4Y?? 1T 1S 4N 4NT1 M1R4CL3 FuCk ThAt, DoN't YoU dArE sAy ThAt, ThAt'S mOtHeRfUcKiNg BlAsPhEmY rIgHt ThErE, sHuT tHe FuCk Up! WO4H, CH1LL BRO, DOWN 4 F4YGO 4ND C4LM YOURS3LF HOLY SHIT, DID YOU JUST MAKE GAMZEE ANGRY 1 D1DN'T M34N TO, 1M SORRY G4MZ33 It'S cOoL, iT's MoThErFuCkInG cOoL. THE FACT THAT YOU COULD EVEN DO THAT IS, WELL, FUCK, A MIRACLE :o) Y4Y, 1 M4D3 4 M1R4CL3!!she said through gritted teeth trying not to cry out in pain.
By this time Sonic had found the Chaos Emerald and the group was returning to the scene. Unknown to anyone Knuckles was almost there nowSHIT, LET'S THROW ALL THE CONVENIENCES IN HERE. 1TS 4 M1R4CL3 H3S TH3R3, 4 MOTH3RFUCK1NG M1R4CL3 GOG, GAMZEE, I THINK YOU PERMANENTLY FUCKED UP TEREZI. NaH, jUsT gOtTa WaIt FoR tHe NeXt MiRaClE tO hApPeN. jUsT wAiT mAn, It'Ll HaPpEn.and could hear the conversation between Sonia and Dr Eggman. By the mention of Sonia's name he began to run faster and reached the scene just as Sonic did. No one was looking at Sonia at that point but Sonic, Manic and Knuckle, the three fastest.
Sonic screamed in anger at the look of pain on Sonia's face. Tails and Tee where now there too having had a flying race. They all look up to where Sonic was looking and where shocked at the grimace on Sonia's face as much as Sonic was.
"You know Sonia I have to give you props," Eggman said through a speaker on his robot so everyone could hear. PROPS M4N, 3GGM4N H4S TH3 COOL3ST VOC4BUL4RY NOW NO, HE SOUNDS RETARDED.
"Oh yeah, why's that?" Sonia asked trying not to scream. She could feel the robot getting tighter around her.
"Most people would have at least screamed in pain by now at how much the robot is squeezing them. Shall we try it a bit tighter?" Eggman said. Everyone was there now looking up at Sonia while holding back Sonic, Manic and Knuckles from doing something rash and getting Sonia hurt. Tails and Tee where trying to stop them self's but it wasn't working so they needed holding back too. WhAt? WHOS T33 4G41N??
"Well Eggman, you know I'm not like mos-," her sentence was cut off by a sudden tightening of the claw that she just couldn't take in silence and she screamed.
"Let her go!" Sonic, Manic and Knuckle all shouted up at Eggman.
"From this height, I don't think so that would hurt," Eggman said smiling. "But if you give that Chaos Emerald you found I'll put her down without hurting her anymore." QU1CK! W3 N33D 4 MOTH3RFUCK1NG M1R4CL3! EVERYTIME YOU SAY THE WORD MIRACLES, TEREZI, I DIE A LITTLE INSIDE. 1M SORRY K4RK4T, 1 DONT M34N TO M3SS W1TH YOUR MOTH3RFUCK1NG FLOW I CAN'T EVEN STAND THIS SHIT ANYMORE.
There was a long silence, in which everybody was thinking about what to do. The silence was broke by Sonia.
"No, they found it and now it's theirs," she said. WHAT A WITTY MOTHERFUCKIN COMEBACK
In the silence everybody had let go of Sonic, Manic, Knuckles, Tails and Tee. And in that silence un-noticed by Eggman Knuckles, Tails and Tee had all climbed up the robot to Sonia and where trying to get her out.
"Well that is why I have you as a hostage," Eggman said taking his eyes off Sonic and moved them to Sonia. He saw that Tee and Tails where using their Tails to fly next to the claw and pull it open while knuckle sat ready to catch her.
"Hey get off," OkAy SUR3 BRO FUCK, IT'S JUST LIKE EVERYTIME YOU TWO SPEAK, I WANT TO HIT MYSELF HARDER AND HARDEREggman shouted and everybody looked at the claw just in time to see Eggman shake it and see Tails and Tee go flying off it. Knuckles had managed to stay on and now the silence was totally broken and everybody was talking at once, giving Knuckles the chance to punch the claw open. Sonia was now no help as the pain had made her pass out.
"Sonia's right it's our Emerald now and you can't have it," Sonic shouted above everybody else. Luckily by this point Knuckles had gotten Sonia out of the claw and was caring her down the robot.
"Well then, I'll just crush your her," H3S CRUSH1NG H1S H3R!! UuHh, WhAt? EVERY SINGLE TIMEEggman said evilly, he looked at the claw and saw that Sonia was gone and then back at the ground where Knuckles was just jumping off the robots foot with an un-conscious Sonia in his arms.
"Hey! You've stolen my hostage." FuCk, MaN, i DiDn'T kNoW tHiS fAyGo WaS yOuR hOsTaGe. I'lL sHaRe, If YoU wAnT. Oh, WaIt... EVERY. FUCKING. GOG. DAMN. TIME.He yelled at Knuckles.
The anger had built so much in Sonic and Manic that the sight of their sister passed out cracked them.
"Eggman your dead!" WAIT, SOMEONE DIES? THIS MAY BE WORTH READING AFTER ALLthey shouted and where on the Eggbot in second, there was no chance of them losing and within a minute the Eggbot was just a pile of scrap metal and Eggman was flying away from the scene to avoid being pummelled.MOTHERFUCK It'S fInE, bRo. MaYbE tHe ChIcK dIeS oF pAiN oR sOmEtHiNg.
Back on the ground the group was gathered around Knuckles and Sonia on the floor. Knuckles used the power of his Chaos Emerald to fix any of Sonia broken bones. Oh, WaIt, FuCkWilliam suggested that they move her inside to the warm and leave her to wake up on her own. Sonic and Manic joined them and looked at their sister, then back at Knuckles.
"Thank you, Knuckles," was all Sonic could manage right now. I hadn't seen her in months, he thought, and the first I do see her I let her get hurt. I need to be a better brother to her.
"Yeah, thanks man," Manic said. "You alright talking her inside, I need to talk to Sonic for a minute."
"Sure," was all Knuckles could say, he was looking at his friend. He hadn't seen that look on Sonics face since the day Sonia and Manic went missing. He was worried.
Everybody but Sonic and Manic went inside to see what they could do to help Sonia. Sonic wondered over to a rock and sat on it. Manic followed and sat down next to him, it was getting dark now and the sunset was beautiful. Manic took his gaze from the sunset to his brothers face. DONT LOOK 4T TH3 SUN M4N, 1T 1S 4 M1R4CL3 BUT LOOK WH4T 1T D1D TO MY 3Y3S!! D4MN M3 4ND MY G4M3S OF SUN ST4R3!!!
"I heard," he said, thinking Sonic would get what he meant, but he didn't.
"What? What did you hear?" Sonic asked puzzled.
"No matter how old we get, or how long we spend apart, our triplet telepathy FuUuUuCk, ThEy JuSt KeEp PuLlInG oUt MoRe MiRaClEs! 1TS 4 P4RTY OF M1R4CL3 PROPORT1ONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAHnever goes away. You're a good brother to us and that wasn't your fault, she's tough and you know it. She'll be fine and it did take a lot to make her cry," Manic said gently.
"I know I just don't like seeing her like that"
"Sonic, you're gonna have to get used to it. Come on we better be there when she wakes up."
"OK. Lets go."
Back in the house Knuckles had put Sonia and the sofa and sat on the end, while the others talked about who they thought she was. Amy was mad with her though she had never even spoke to her, it was just the fact that she was friends with Sonic and so was this girl on the sofa, but Sonic had never looked at Amy the way he did Sonia. It made her mad. When Sonic and Manic came in they went straight to Sonia. Sonic leaned over the back of the sofa so he could speak quietly to knuckle and Tails came over and joined the conversation. Manic sat on the floor and took out his drum stick and began to play a beat on the floor, every so often looking up at Sonia. Cream came over and sat next to Manic on the floor.
"Hi. I'm Cream and this is my friend cheese," Cheese came floating over.
"Hiya, I'm Manic. Nice to meet you," they shook hands.
"She'll be ok won't she?" Cream asked looking at Sonia.
"Yeah she will.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FuCk, SoRrY bRo. ThOuGhT sHe WoUlD dIe Or SoMeThInG H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3HON SCR34M1NG 1S FUN, 3SP3C14LLY 1N MY FLY1NG CH41R 44444444444444444444444HHHHH H3H3H3H3H3H3 :oO WhEn DiD yOu GeT a FlYiNg ChAiR? 1M 1N 1T R1GHT NOW, YOU C4N JUST LOOK OV3R TO YOUR L3FT 4ND S33, MY 4RMS 4R3 L1K3 W1NGS M4N WhAt? No YoUr NoT. fUcK mAn, YoU gOt Me AlL eXcItEd. OH SHIT. OH SHIT I THINK I'M BLEEDING SHIT SHIT SHIT TH4TS N1C3 K4RK1TTY BUT ST1LL W333333333 WaIt, WhAt?She's tough and she's been through a lot in her life." The conversation carried on with small talk, Sonic, Tails and Knuckle had finished their conversation and Knuckles had asked them to come and get him when she woke up. For the next two hours everybody did their own thing and it was about eleven pm when Sonia woke up and everybody but Knuckles came to the living room as he was still outside.
The first thing Sonia saw when she opened her eyes was Tails he was sat at the end of the sofa and when she turned her head she saw Sonic and Manic. Everybody was looking at her, she still hadn't said anything.
"Hey," she said looking at Tails as he was in front of her.
"Hey, how you doing?" he asked her.
"I've been better but I'm ok. Thanks," she said.
"That's good," Sonic said. "You really did give us a scare. You've been out of it for a few hours."
"Sorry."
"Hey, it's not your fault. It's Eggman's, whose robot we killed. Oh and I bugged his robot slave," Manic said reassuringly.
"Nice one!" Sonia said giving him the thumbs up. "Uh guy's where's Knuckles?"
"Oh, he's outside. I should go get him, he told me to get him when you got up," Tails said making to get up.
"No, it's okay. I'll go find him," Sonia said getting up. She thought the room was going to start spinning but it didn't so she walk towards the door, still nothing. Strange, when she had passed out before and her head had really hurt and she couldn't walk. Not that she thought about it, she should be in pain with a few broken bones. Shouldn't she? Sonic and Manic had heard this thought in their heads and replied aloud, to a few confused faces.
"Just ask Knuckles what happened. He'll get it," Manic said and she understood that he must of heard her thoughts. "Thanks," she said smiling at them, then walked out the door to find Knuckels. OOOOO KNUCK3LS, SOUNDS COOL OR SOM3 SH1T ALRIGHT, I'M RAILROADING THIS FUCKING WRECK BACK ON TRACK HoNk HoNk! :o) TR41NS DONT HONK BUT 1 DONT C4R3, TH1S TR41N C4N B3 4 M1R4CL3 TR41N TH4T HONKS, HONK HONK >:o] I FUCKING HATE YOU BOTH WITH SO MUCH FUCKING INTENSITY RIGHT NOW 1 LOV3 YOU TOO K4RK1TTY, 1 KNOW YOUR P1LLOW 1S HUNGR3Y BUT YOUR 4W3SOM3 ...WHAT 1 H4V3 TO T3LL N3P3T4 TO STOP B31NG TH3 W4LL NOW WH1L3 1 FLY MY W4Y 1NTO M1R4CL3 L4ND ON MY DR4GON-PONY HeY, bRo, WaNt SoMe FaYgO? NO, FUCK YOUR FAYGO, FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOU, TEREZI 1 C4N S33 4LL TH3 COLORS. 4LL OF TH3M!! 1T 1S TH3 MOST GLOR1OUS TH1NG 1 H4V3 3V3R S33N I DON'T EVEN FUCKING BELIEVE ANY OF YOU SOMETIMES, I MEAN, WHAT THE FUCK MADE YOU EVEN THINK EATING A SOPOR PIE WOULD BE A GOOD FUCKING IDEA, TEREZI 1M SORRY, YOUR M3SS4G3 COULD NOT B3 S3NT B3C4US3 1 4M W4T3R1NG TH3 GOWN 4G41N, PL34S3 TRY 4G41N 4FT3R TH3 NO1S3 B33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333P
Chapter 7
"What was that Manic," Chris asked confused. YoU aNd Me BoTh, ChRiS. yOu AnD mE bOtH
"Sorry," Manic replied. "Sometimes I have sudden out bursts where I just say something. Just ignore them." He and Sonic left the room.
"Smooth," mocked Sonic. "You're getting better at lying."
"Hey, I was brought up as a thief. I've always been a good liar." L1K3 1M 4 B34UT1FUL PURPL3 F1SH W1TH GR34T H4LLS OF GR4ND F1R3 WoAh, WhEn DiD tHiS hApPeN?
"If you say so."
They went back into the living room, to find everyone looking out the window. Tails turned round with a look of awe on his face, saw Sonic and Manic and gestured them at the window. They ran to it and their jaws dropped. Knuckles and Sonia were sitting hand in hand on a giant rock. Sonia had her head on Knuckles shoulder and he had his head on top of hers.
"What happened here then?" Sonic asked.
"We don't know what they said," Chris said turning around. "But a lot happened and Tee wants to know what."
"Yeah so do I" said Sonic. "She is so answering to me when she gets in and so is Knuckles."
"OK, huh no. Sonia is answering to me. SH3 1S 4NSW3R1NG TO M3 TOO 1N MY M1ND, SH3 1S 4NSW3R1NG TO YOU TOO 1N YOUR M1ND PL34S3 4NSW3R B4CK OR SH3 W1LL ST4B YOU W1TH 4 CLUB She's a girl and so am I. Knuckles is the boy so he'll answer to you, but be careful don't get him mad or scared. Oh and don't ask any questions to make Sonia mad," Tee said looking hopeful. "And that goes for you to Manic."
"Ok, you're right. Plus that would have been an odd conversation, wouldn't it." Manic said
In the time no one had been looking at the window, Sonia and Knuckles had come in. They acted as though nothing had happened between them and went opposite ways. Sonia walked over to Tee and whispered something coursing Tee to blush then look exited.
Later that evening, Sonia and Tee where in their bedroom, Tee was waiting for Sonia's side of the story about what had happened with Knuckles. She was rocking with excitement on the bed and when Sonia sat down in front of her she started.
"So tell me what happened!" she said.
Sonia knew what she meant and went straight into the story of what had happened outside with Knuckles. TH3Y H4D 4 F4YGO P4RTY W1TH DR4GONS 4ND CR4BS 4ND C4TS 4ND 4 CTHULU 4ND SOM3TH1NG TH4T B3G1NS W1TH 4 Z THOUGH 1M NOT SUR3 WH4T TH4T 1S FuCkInG fAyGo, MaN, fUcKiNg FaYgO. hOnK hOnK hOnK
The Last Retarded Chapter
Sonia walked outside and saw Knuckles on a rock not far away and walked over. She knew he could probable hear her coming, so was surprised when he jumped at her arrival. She crossed her arms and put them over his shoulders, putting her head on right side so she could see part of his face and all of it if he turned his head. He did turn his head to look at her.
"How are you feeling?" he asked her, looking straight at her. 1M F33L1NG F1N3 4LTHOUGH 1T 1S QU1T3 HOT 1N H3R3 W1TH TH3 G33S3 RUNN1NG ROUND
"I'm good," she whispered back. "And I know you where the one who saved me... thank you."
"It's ok. It was nothing," he said a little embarrassed.
Sonia moved from his shoulders and sat on the rock, looking up at the stars. They were so bright and Sonia could make out most of the constellations. Knuckles came and sat next to her. WaIt, WaSn'T hE aLrEaDy SiTtInG?
"Knuckles," she said still looking at the stars. "you wanna know something?"
"What?" he asked gently looking at her. She looked at him.
"I really, really missed you. And I'm glad I found you, or you found me. I don't really remember," NeItHeR dO i NO R34LLY, 1TS PR3TTY SW3LT3R1NG 1N H3R3she said with an embarrassed laugh.
"I really missed you too." He said sitting a bit closer. She put her head on his shoulder. "And I found you." He smiled. She smiled to. Sonia slid her hand into his and looked at it. It looked right to her, not just 4 fingers and a thumb, but just their hands locked together.
"Sonia," Knuckles said just audible. "I love you."
This shocked her. She replayed it over and over in her head and that sounded just as right as their hands looked together looked.
"I love you to."
Back in the present that was all Sonia went into at the time. Not what had happened after that before returning to the house, just that. But at 2 o'clock in the morning that was all that was needed to satisfied Tee until morning
With the boys OH D34R GOG, TH3 BOYS 4R3 1MPORT4NT NOW
Knuckles walked into his and Tails' room to see not just Tails, but Sonic and Manic too.
"Hey, what's up guys?" Knuckles asked everybody. Sonic and Manic looked up at him and to be honest they looked a little angry. "What did I do?" I asked now a little worried they had seen ALL that had happened outside.
"We saw what happened outside with you and Sonia," Sonic said, he even sounded a little angry. Great I'm dead through Knuckles.
"All of it," Oh, FuCk, WhEn DiD vRiSkA gEt HeRe? FuUuUuCk.asked Knuckles with a nervous smile, only asking just to make sure he was right about what they were mad about so he didn't go blabbing.
"What do you mean all of it?" asked a suspicious sounding Manic, he also had a hit of anger in his voice. Ok thought Knuckles if they didn't see what happened while they all looked like they were turned away, then what are they mad about?
Without realizing it, Knuckles had asked the last bit out loud. "What are you mad about?"
They brother's angry face's broke into smiles and then they began to chuckle. "Nothing," answered a smiling Manic.
"Then what?" asked a confused Knuckles.
"They were just messing," Tails said. "All we wanna know is what happened outside with you and Sonia."
"Oh," said a now relaxed Knuckles. "Well nothing really. She came outside, thanked me for saving her, held my hand put her head on my shoulder, I told her I loved her. She said she loved me back and then –" Knuckles stopped short.
If Sonic and Manic acted mad, just because he and Sonia hugged, then what would they say if they had found out about their little make out session while no-one was watching.
"Then what?" asked Sonic
"Well..."
Flashback Oh, WoAh, MoRe MiRaClE tImE sHiT. TH3 FL4SHB4CK W1LL T4K3 4LL OF TH31R L1V3S 4ND TH3N TH3Y W1LL M1SS TH3 R4G1NG H3LLO SHOW3R
"Sonia, I love you." Said Knuckles.
"I love you to," Sonia replied, taking her head of his shoulder so she could look at him properly. He smiled at her.
"Good," he said. "because I don't know what I'd do with out you."
Sonia's eyes watered a little bit and she began to lean in a little. Knuckles did the same and their lips met in the middle. They kiss to them lasted forever, but in fact it was only a few seconds long. But it still felt like bliss, at that point in time there was nothing to worry about. Just each other in their arms and then they broke apart smiling at one another.
Sonia blushed deeply so turned away so Knuckles wouldn't see. She saw everybody stood in they window but their backs where turned. She saw sonic and Manic and prayed they hadn't seen the kiss.
She turned back to Knuckles and pointed, he followed her finger and with that they both decided to act like it never happened until the morning, where if people asked questions they would just say they where going out.
"But tonight, if Tee or my brothers say anything, just answer them then because they will probably be the only ones who care what happened here anyways. But I'm not telling Tee about the kiss until the morning because I want to sleep tonight," Sonia told Knuckles.
He just chuckled and gave her a hug saying "done". WoAh, ThAt WaS fAsT
ALRIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? GAMZEE, GET ME A FUCKING SOPOR PIE. I NEED TO FORGET THIS EVER FUCKING HAPPENED. CoMiNg RiGhT uP, mY mOtHeRfUcKiNg FrIeNd. HoNk HoNk :o) Y4Y! K4RK4T C4N JO1N 1N TH3 M1R4CL3S 4ND SH1T NOW 4ND GO TO TH3 MOON!!!
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WOAH... SHIT
I MEAN
WHOA
TEREZI THIS IS LIKE
HOPY SHIT
ALL THE L'S LOOK LIKE P'S
EVERYWHERE
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DAMN
They had arrived.AND THUS, THE EPIC SAGA STARTS. Y4Y 3P1CS! WoAh, WhAt'S gOnNa HaPpEn? Simple Retardedness Didn't You People Know That Chuck had been driving his grandson and friends for two day to go and visit his other grandparents.
Chris got the car followed by Tails, Amy, Cream, cheese and sonicOBVIOUSLY IMPORTANT CHARACTERS ARE CAPITALIZED. how was a little grumpy because he didn't like moving as slow as a car on the freeway. He liked to go faster, he sometimes coursed a sonic boom with his speedWAIT, WHAT DOES THIS EVEN SAY, meaning he can move faster than sound at will.WOULDN'T HIS BODY IMPLODE, OR SOMETHING? WoAh, ReAlLy? ThIs GuY mUsT bE sOmE sOrT oF fUcKiNg MiRaClE! OH GOG DAMMIT GAMZEE, DON'T EVEN START HoNk HoNk :o)Wouldn't You Get Into Prison For Driving A Car In That Kind Of Speed H3H3H3H3H3H3 I'M REGRETTING THIS ALREADY.
The group of friend approaching the house was an unusual sight, so it was a good thing that only one more house was close by, which not known to the group witnessed a similar sight a few hour previously.WaIt, WhAt? I dOn'T gEt It. DiD i MiSs SoMeThInG? W3 M1SS3D 3V3RYTH1NG B3C4US3 W3 F3LL 4SL33P Okay Now I Dont Even Know What Was With That Sentence The reason the group look unusual was because it consisted of two humans - Chuck and Chris. A pink mouse named Amy, a yellow and orange rabbit named Cream and her little flying friend (unidentified) Cheese. Also an orange fox with two tails called Mike nicked named Tails. And last of all, a blue hedgehog called sonic.1V3 H34RD 4BOUT TH1S SON1C FROM D4V3, H3S JUST R34LLY F4ST 4ND DUMB AND AGAIN, HIS NAME ISN'T CAPITALIZED. HE OBVIOUSLY ISN'T IMPORTANT ENOUGH, WHILE THE FOX GOT ELEVATED TO MAIN CHARACTER STATUS.
"You know we must look like a strange sight to your grandparents, Chris," Sonic said as they walked up the drive.
"Yeah, I know but I told them about you. And plus we would a lot stranger if Knuckles and Rough where here to," Chris said. I Never Knew Rough Is A Name
"You got me there," said Sonic.WoAh, DuDe, He GoT hIm! I tHoUgHt He WaS rEaLlY fAsT aNd ShIt.
As they reached the front door William, Chris' granddad appeared. He was about the same age as Chuck and good friends with him to. He had gray hair and a little wispy beard.
"Ah, Chris how wonderful to see you again, and your friend look so interestingAPPARENTLY THEY ALL MELDED INTO ONE BEING., nice to meet you all. It's good to see you to Chuck."
"You too Will," Chuck said with a small nod.
"Hiya Granddad. These are my friends, Tails, Amy, Cream, Cheese and Son- Hey where's Sonic?" Chris said alarmed at Sonics sudden disappearance. POOF H3S GON3 L1K3 3V3RY SHR34D OF LOG1C 1N TH1S STORYI kNeW hE wAs A mIrAcLe. FuCkInG tOlD yOu.YOU W4RN3D US DOG!HoNk HoNk
"He's probably stretching his legs. I don't think he like's car journeys," Tails said with a nervous smile
"Well as you can see he has the room," William exclaimed. "Is your friend and athlete, Chris?"Y3S H3S 4 FR13ND 4ND 4 4THL3T3, 4LSO 4 FUCK1NG H3DG3HOG TH4T W4LKS 4ROUND
"Who me? No I just like running as a hobby," Sonic said from behind everyone.
"Oh, hey Sonic where did you go?" Chris asked.
"Back home I forgot something," he said holding up a guitar shaped medallion for everybody to see. Wait Why Didnt He Just Run Over There In The First Place Instead Of Being Stuck In A Car
"What is it Sonic?" Amy asked in awe.I tHoUgHt It WaS a GuItAr ShApEd MeDaLlIoN? iS iT sOmEtHiNg ElSe? WoAh, FuCk, ThAt'S sCaRy ShIt.IT'S A MAGICAL CHANGING MEDALLION, GAMZEE, PAY ATTENTION FOR ONCE.FuCk, ThIs GuYs PuLlInG mIrAcLeS oUt Of FuCkInG mIrAcLeS! hOnK hOnK hOnK!
"Something I've had since birth. I stopped wearing it a while ago. I thought that if I keep it with me I might as well wear it" he answered.
"It's really pretty," Cream said staring at it.ST4R1NG CONT3ST GO! >:|:oO1 N3V3R LOS3 >:]FuCk, YoU gOt Me. HoNk. :o)
"Yeah it is," Amy agreed. Whats The Comma For
Tails look at it. It had stirred a sudden memory in Tails' mind; it was of him, Sonic and two other people. Tails was taking a picture of them. But who where they, he knew them but couldn't remember.AND THEN, EVERYONE DIED. THE NEXT SIX CHAPTERS ARE COMPLETELY BLANK.H3Y! YOU GOT TH4T JOK3 FROM M3!HA, YOU WISH I FUCKING DID.>:[I Really Dont Get The Plotline And Do I Really Want To KnowFuCk ThAt WaS eAsY! lEt'S kIcK sOmE oF tHe WiCkEd ElIxEr NoW.
Chapter 2 OH FUCK MOR3?WoAh, FuCk, KaRkAt, YoU lIeD, mAn.IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE, YOU DUMBASS. THERE'S ALWAYS MORE.ST1LL L13D THOUGH:o(
Well Shit"Ok, get a bit closer and say "freedom fighters!""SUDDENLY FLASHBACKS, EVERYWHERE.OH MY GOG W3'R3 SURROUND3D! Tails had said. Just as he had got to take the picture the girl had stopped him he knew her,WHATWH4THoNk she and the boy where the reason Sonic had stopped wearing his medallion. Now tails remembered, they all had one. But just shaped into different instruments, and they'd all had them since birth.THIS ISN'T RELEVANT, NOPE NOT ALL.WH4T R3L3V3NCY? 1T N3V3R H4D 4ND N3V3R W1LL H4V3 R3L3V3NCY
"Wait up there Tails," she has said to him. Up Where
All the boys had looked at her. "What's up Sonia, your hairs fine" the other boy had asked. That was her name. Sonia,OH, NO SHIT. but he still couldn't put his finger on who she was.SO H3 R3M3MB3R3D H3R N4M3 BUT ST1LL D1DN'T KNOW WHO SH3 W4SShE's SoNiA, rIgHt? I tHoUgHt ShE wAs SoNiA? wHo ThE fUcK iS sHe NoW?
"Oh, ha ha. ManicM4N1C 1S TH3 B3ST N4M3 3V3R You Mean Maniac OBVIOUSLY, SONIA IS THE BEST NAME EVER FOR COMPLETE ORIGINALITY IN A SERIES CALLED SONIC, very funny. I was going to say, get in the picture with us Tails," Sonia said.
"I can't guys this is your family photo," Tails had replied. That's who they where they where Sonics' brother and Sister. The Sonic triplets, all hedgehogs with a need for speed.HeY, lOoK, iT rHyMeS! fUcKiNg NeEd FoR fUcKiNg SpEeD! hOnk!D4V3 1S B3TT3R 4T RHYM31NG
"Sure you can Tails," Sonic had reassured me. "Your just like family to us. Come on get in."
That was the end of the flash back but that one brought on another. It was dark. Night time, and it was quiet. the stillness of the night was broken by a sudden banging on the door of Tails house.SO H3 FL4SHB4CK3D 4LL D4Y?! 1 DO TH4T 3V3RY T1M3 1 FL4SH B4CK
Tails answered the door and Sonic almost fell through.WoAh, FuCk, NoW hE's FaLlInG tHoUgH dOorS! tHiS gUy Is A mIrAcLe MaChInE!I Don't Think I Understand You Anymore GamzeeJEGUS FUCK, GAMZEE, COULD YOU JUST STOP WITH THE FUCKING MIRACLES. IT'S BAD ENOUGH I HAVE TO READ THIS SHIT WITH OUT HAVING TO DEAL WITH YOUR MIRACLE BULLSHIThOnK hOnK! :o)
"Sonic! What's up? What's happened?" Tails asked in alarm at the state of his friend crying on the floor.WHEN DID THE HEDGEHOG START CRYING?
"There gone Tails. There missing!" Sonic wailed. Why Do I Sense A Boy Animal And Boy Animal Relationship
"Who Sonic? Who's missing?" Tails already had an idea but he had to ask just to be sure.
"Sonia and Manic. There both gone and so is Butnick.3V3N 1 DONT F1ND TH4T FUNNY Buttnick What A Nice Name My only family gone." Sonic was going to need time to get-a-hold of himself. And Then Tails Dies AND THEN KANAYA LEFT.4ND TH3N W3 CONT1NU3D FOR GOG KNOWS WH4T R34SONMaN, yOu GuYs GoTtA tRy ThIs FuCkInG pIe I mAdE.1 4M 4CTU4LLY CONS1D3R1NG 34T1NG 1T:o)
Chapter 3
Tails came back to the present and looked up at Sonic, still holding the medallion. WoAh, NoW tHeRe'S tImE tRaVeL. fUcK, mY hEaD
"Hey sonic, is that the same medallion you had when..."YOU KILLED YOUR BROTHER AND SISTER IN A GRUESOME FASHION? Tails broke off not wanting to bring back bad memories, plus the others didn't know of Sonics' siblings yet. "Never mind."
"It's ok, but yeah it is. I knew where you were going with that question. I sense them close by you know?" Sonic said looking at tails. H3 H4S 4 R4D4R S3NS3! >:O WH4T 4 SHOCK1NG D3V3LOPM3NT, TH1S MUST B3 TH3 TW33ST YOU M3NT1ON3D
"Yeah. Are you going looking for them?" Tails asked. He knew this must sound like total gibberish to everybody else,LiKe Me. but this was a conversation between him and Sonic right now.
"No. I'm not going looking for them," sonic said. Tails look up at him sharply.Do It TaIlS. lOoK aT tHaT mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClE sO sHaRp He GeTs CuT.
"What? Why? That makes no sense Sonic!" Tails shouted.NON3 OF TH1S M4K3S S3NS3MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY
"You're telling me," Amy whispered to Cream who nodded.WH3N D1D TH3Y G3T TH3R3?! OH W41T! T3L3PORT4T1ON M1R1CL3!FuCkInG yEs! HoNk HoNk HoNk HoNkUGH, JEGUS, YOUR MIRACLES LEAVE A BAD TASTE IN MY MOUTH.
"No, it makes sense. WoAh, It DoEs? OkAy. NO, 1T DO3SNT, 1T W1LL N3V3R M4K3 S3NS3 FuCk, YoU mEaN tHeY lIeD?I'm listening not looking for them," Sonic said still looking straight at Tails. "If I'm right they'll sense me to and start playing someday." TH4T W4S 4 TR41NWR3CK OF 4 S3NT3NC3
"Oh," Tails whispered. "I get it." YeAh, I'm StIlL lOsT.WHEN AREN'T YOU LOST WH3N H3S NOT H1GH OFF OF SOPOR SL1M3, WH1CH 1S N3V3R
"Ok, are you two talking in code or something. Or do you know something we don't know?" Amy shouted.
"Your call," Tails said to Sonic, not to bothered about his choice.
"Not yet Tails," Sonic said. Then turning to everybody else, said. "Sorry it was a conversation between me and Tails. it really doesn't matter right now. Maybe later I'll tell you. It's a hard subject. Sorry."
"No worries." Chris said smiling. "Hey gramps, where's Gran?"WH4TS 4 GR4N, K4RK4T? A GRAN IS A SORT OF HUMAN PLANT, OR SOMETHING WOW TH3 MOR3 YOU KNOW
"Oh, here she comes now," Will said. "She was visiting Mr and Mrs Ternball across the way."
"Hey Gran." Chris said as she approached.
"Oh hello, Sweetie. The Ternball's have their granddaughter and her friends over this weekend as wellINCOMING LOVE INTERESTS ALERT HoNk HoNk. Isn't that funny. Her friends look a lot like yours too." She said looking at every one.
"What?" everyone shouted at the old Lady.
"Yes. Two of them where very talented in modern music and seemed very close." She said to a shocked crowd. Tails and Sonics' brains where locked on the same thought and the seemed to be reading each other's minds as well. Oh FuCk! NoW tHeY cAn ReAd MiNdS! mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClEs, MaN, mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClEs. 1 C4N R34D M1NDS TOO FuCk! WhEn DiD tHaT hApPeN? S1NC3 1 W4S BORN! 1 KNOW YOUR TH1NK1NG 4BOUT F4YGO 4ND SOPOR P13S R1GHT NOW :oO TEREZI, HE'S ALWAYS THINKING ABOUT SOPOR PIES AND FUCKING FAYGO 1 KNOW K4RK4T BUT 1 4LSO R34D TH3 M1ND OF TH3 4UTHOR 4ND 1 KNOW TH1S STORY 1S GO1NG TO G3T DUMB3R FuCk, YoUr BoTh MiNd ReAdErS nOw? :oO NO, YOU DUMBASS, BUT I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU CAN THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE, EXCEPT MIRACLES. :oO
"Was it a boy and a girl," they asked in unison.
"Oh yes, a boy and a girl hedgehog both great musicians." The lady said rather calmly.
"Did you happen to see if the where wearing a medallion similar to this," Sonic asked, dying for his answer. ShIt, MaN, hE's DyInG! aNsWeR hIm, MoThErFuCkEr!
"Yes," the lady said. "The boy had one shaped like drums and the girl had one shaped like a keyboard but she was playing the guitar." WH4T 4 CO1NC1D3NC3!
"Sonic you don't think..." Tails asked excitement rising.
"Yes I do.AND NOW WE KNOW THAT OUR MAIN CHARACTER THINKS. Thank you grandma. Which way is the –" Sonic was cut off by a purple blur running through them all, closely followed by a green blur.
"No way! Sonic it's them!" Tails shoutedIN THIS STORY, THEY'RE THE BLURS, IT'S THEM. 1N TH1S STORY TH3Y'R3 TH3 R3T4RDS 1TS TH3MIn ThIs StOrY, tHeY aRe ThE mIrAcLeS. eVeRyOnE iS. :o)YOU KNOW, I REALLY SHOULD'VE SEEN THAT COMING, AND I FUCKING DIDN'T. 1 4M SHOCK3D! SHOCK3D!!! W3LL NOT TH4T SHOCK3D >:] HoNk HoNk.
Chapter 4
"It's who,"THERE IS NO CHARACTER CALLED WHO IN THIS STORY, DUMBASS Amy asked, angry now that she didn't know what was going on, and she wasn't the only one.L1K3 TH3 R34D3RS FOR 3X4MPL3!! N4M3LY USWaIt, WhAt'S gOiNg On?
Every one stood watching the blurs race or run away from each other. Sonic didn't get what was going on with his siblings, but whatever it was, right now it had nothing to do with him so he decided to let then work it out between them. Suddenly the green blur, Manic, got in front of the purple blur, Sonia, and court her wrists before she could turn coursing her to stop to. WH4T Everybody gasped in unison with the appearance of two more hedgehogs just like Sonic. ThEre'S mOrE mIrAcLe PeOpLe? FuCk, ThIs StOrY hAs EvErYtHiNg! HoNk HoNk HoNk
"Come on, Sonia. We have to practise," Manic pleaded with his sister. She just smiled at him, then looked and the sky as a flying fox with two tails appeared.WHY 4R3 TH3Y 1N TH3 HOUS3 4G41N? ThEy'Re In A hOuSe? [coor=Gray]NO THEY'RE ON A FUCKING HORSE.[/color] B3TT3R G3T 3QU1US 1N H3R3 TH3N I mIsSeD sOmEtHiNg, I tHoUgHt ThEy WeRe OuTsIdE.NOW TH3Y 4R3 1N SP4C3! :oO
"I know, Manic and I said I will but I needed a run first. I've got to much energy today." She said still smiling at him, he still held her wrists.
"Well you've just had one, so why don't we put all that left over energy into our music?" Manic asked her as if she where a small child.
"No. I want to see if you can catch me first," Sonia replied with now a playful smile. Manic lifted up her wrists in his hands.
"Court," he said. 1 C4LL ORD3R 1N TH3 COURT!! G4MZ33, PR3S3NT YOUR C4S3 FuCk, I dIdN't Do It! WhAt'D i Do? MoThErFuCk, I nEeD a FaYgO.4TTORN3Y K4RK4T, T3LL TH3 V1CT1M WH4T H3 D1D I'M NOT GOING TO A BE A PART OF THIS OH YOUR NO FUN 4NYMOR3 >:[ YOU THOUGHT I WAS FUN BEFORE THISW3 C4N D1SCUSS TH1S L4T3R K4RKL3S FINE FuCk, I nEeDeD tHaT fAyGo.
"That's what you think," the fox said also with a playful smile on her lips. "Give it all you got girl!" she shouted at Sonia.
Back over with Sonic and Tails they knew what was coming next and where trying not to laugh.
"Do you really think she would, Sonic?" Tails asked.
"Yeah, she would. I'm going to catch her when she lets go." Sonic had said, and then turned his attention back to his brother and sister.1 THOUGHT H3 WOULD B3 MOR3 3XC1T3D TO S33 H1S F4M1LY 4S HUM4NS C4LL 1T
"Sonia, come on. It's me you wouldn't. Would you?" Manic asked with a hint of panic in his voice.OH SHIT HEY GAMZEE LOOK SOME SICK ASS RHYMES OH MAN WoAh, FuCk, YoUr RiGhT! mOtHeRfUcKiNg MaNiC hAd A mOtHeRfUcKiNg PaNiC! tHiS sToRy ReAlLy DoEs HaVe EvErYtHiNg! HoNk HoNk :o)
"Manic, yes I would, but don't worry you've got Tee in the sky with you," as soon as she finished she began to spin on the spot, making a purple and green blur. Then all of a sudden she stopped and Manic was flying through the air away from her. "Now let's see if you can catch me." She yelled after her brother.
All through this Sonic has been getting closer to Sonia and when she stopped had ended up behind her. Just as she went to run her court up her hand in his "Court." He said. 1 PUT 4 COURT 1N YOUR COURT SO YOU C4N COURT WH1L3 YOU COURT WoAh!
That wasn't Manic, Sonia thought and whirled to see who it was. She stared into her brother's face and he stared into hers'. There was no way he could be her on Earth. They didn't belong on Earth she, Manic and friends had all gotten here by accident. Was it possible that the same thing had happened to Sonic and his friends? No matter what there was no denying this was Sonic, this was her brother.
"Sonic?" she asked. She knew it was him but just had to make sure.HOW M4NY OTH3R BLU3 H3DG3HOGS DO YOU KNOW >:? 1S TH3R3 4 W4R3HOUS3 FULL OF TH3M SOM3WH3R3??? WELL, CONSIDERING HOW MANY "SLUTTY" WOMEN WE'VE HAD IN OUR STORIES, I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED STR4NG3LY, 1 WOULDN'T B3 SURPR1S3D 31TH3R YoU mEaN tHeRe ArE mOrE oF tHeSe MiRaClE mAcHiNeS aRoUnD? FuUuUuCk, I nEeD aNoThEr PiE. G4MZ33, P4SS M3 4 P13, TH1S 1S GO1NG TO B3 4 LONG D4Y FuCk YeAh, AlWaYs GlAd To HeLp OuT A mOtHeRfUcKeR. WaNt OnE kArKaT, bRo? YOU KEEP YOUR RETARDED FUCKING PIES AWAY FROM ME OkAy MaN, tHaT's CoOl.
"The one and only," he said smiling at her.
"Sonic," she shouted and lunged at him, pulling him into a hug and he hugged her back, she began to cry.
"Why are you crying?" he asked her.
"Because I'm happy and I missed you," she said through sobs.
"Me too," was all Sonic could say at this point.
"You're not crying?" she asked him trying to stop herself from crying now.WO4H, TH1S P13 1S JUST WO4H M4N, 1T 1S 4 FUCK1NG M1R4CL3 FuCk YeAh, SwEeTtItS. AND NOW I HAVE TO DEAL WITH TWO MIRACLE SPOUTERS
"How do you know you can't she me right now," he said wiping a tear from his face.
"Okay I'll give you that one," she said laughing.
"Do you want to know something?" he asked.
"What do I want to know?"
"That I missed you so much and that I love you so much as well and I always will love you."
"I love you too, Sonic."AND THUS, I WAS PROVEN RIGHT WO4H M4N, TH3S3 HOGS 4R3 G3TT1NG STR4NG3 DOWN 1N TH1S M1R4CL3 PL4C3 FuCk YeEeEaAaH. hOnK hOnK YOU TWO DISGUST ME
Amy just stared at them and tried not to scream. Tails was just starting to cry now as well, he hadn't seen Sonic this happy in a long time. Sonia broke the hug first to wipe her eyes. She heard someone else crying and turned to see Tails.
"Tails!" she shouted and ran to him. He ran to her and they met half way and hugged. Sonic followed behind his sister. Just at that moment Manic appeared with Tee just behind him.
"Sonia you -," he began then saw she was crying and hugging someone and at her side was Sonic. "No way man. NO WAY! No FuCkInG wAy! NO GOGD4MN FUCK1NG W4Y 1N H3LLSonic," manic shouted.
"Yeah it's me," Sonic said.
The hugging and kissing between the triplets and their old friend continued until they decided they better make up a story for the rest of the group watching them. Y34H, LOOK 4T TH3S3 M1R4CL3 P3OPL3 LOV3 34CH OTH3R, TH3 M1R4CL3S 4R3 H4PP3N1NG M4N MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS, mAn, MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLes. K4RK4T, YOU MUST JO1N 1N OUR M1R4CL3S, 1T 1S GLOR1OUS DoN't PrEsSuRe HiM, mAn, He NeEdS tO dO iT oN hIs OwN. lIkE a MiRaCle. GoTtA jUsT lEt It HaPpEn. Y34H, M1R4CL3S H4PP3N FOR R34SONS M4N, C4N'T M4K3 TH3M H4PP3N HoNk HoNk :o) HONK HONK >:o] I HOPE YOU KNOW THIS IS PROBABLY THE LAST TIME EITHER OF YOU GET TO RIFF WITH EACH OTHER
Chapter 5
Tails and the triplets stood in a huddle whispering quietly to each other. The group watching them were also talking quietly to one another about who they thought these two new hedgehogs might be. Sonic had struck up an argument with Sonia.I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HOW RETARDED IT IS
"Look Sonic they are your friendSO THEY'RE ALL ONE PERSON AGAIN? ThEsE mIrAcLe PeOpLe ArE fUcKiNg AmAzInG. OH GOG, TH3 M1R4CL3S, TH3 FUCK1NG M1R4CL3S H3H3H3H3HONK, it is your choice to tell them. Tails has already told you it's your call. We won't tell them for you, make a choice!" Sonia whispered angrily to her brother.
"Well, what about your group? What do they know? Have you told them anything?" Sonic asked.
"Yeah, man. I mean we, like, kept them on a need to know basses. Well Tee already knows the whole story, just like Tails does. But we haven't told anybody else we're bro and sis. For our protection and theirs," Manic answered.
"Why did you want to know anyway, Sonic?" asked Tails.
"Because," Sonic replied, "then I know how much might get blabbed."
"Oh, don't worry about that. We've sworn them to secrecy. They won't say a word to anybody." Sonia said with confidence.
"Ok. So we tell them nothing, that's my choice sorted done. Onto the next problem. What's our excuse?" Sonic asked with a nervous glance behind him.
"Why don't you just tell them we're old friends, I mean Tails knows us, we can say we all met at the same place. School," Manic said with a proud look on his face. YOU M1R4CL3S D3S3RV3 TO B3 PROUND OF YOUR M1R4CL3S-N3SS, ONLY 4 F3W G3T TO B3 4S B1G M1R4CL3S 4S YOU
"Yeah ok we'll go with that," Sonic said. Go WiTh WhAt? I kInDa SpAcEd OuT tHeRe. WhAt WeRe ThEy TaLkInG aBoUt? FUCK 1F 1 KNOW, 1 W4S W4TCH1NG L3MONSNOUT OV3R TH3R3, D4MN M1R4CL3S H3S 4L1V3
They walked over to the rest of the group and Sonic began telling then the excuse they had made up together. Somewhere in the conversation Sonia zoned out WoAh, HeY, sO dId I! W3 4R3 4LL M1R4CL3 LOV3RS!!and had a vision. Manic, Tails and Sonic knew that if Sonia zoned out she was having a vision but there would be nothing they could do about it. When Manic noticed that was up with Sonia, he told Tails in whisper and they moved her back holding her hands until she came out of her vision. By the end of Sonics speech the vision still hadn't stooped.
"So that's why you guy's where all hugging," Chris said.
"Yeah exactly, right guys? Guys?" Sonic said turning around to see Sonia in a vision. Sonic ran over. "How longs she been out of it?" he asked touching her head. DONT 1NT3RRUPT TH3 M1R4CL3S TH4T 4R3 H4PP3N1NG TH3R3 As soon as he did this she came back to the present, Oh ShIt, ShE wAs In ThE fUcKiNg FuTuRe! FuUuUuCk. SH3S NOT ONLY 4 M1R4CL3 SH3 1S 4 D4V3 M1R4CL3!! OH JEGUS, I AM NEARLY THIS DONE WITH YOU BOTH FuCk, MaN, hOw CaN a BrOtHeR hElP aNoThEr BrOtHeR? Y34H BRO, WH4TS GOT YOUR M1R4CL3S 1N 4 T1ZZY?? THE FACT THAT BOTH OF YOU ARE FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT OVER EVERY LITTLE "MIRACLE" WeLl, FuCk, I cAn ToNe DoWn ThE mIrAcLeS, iF yOu WaNt. DoN't WaNnA gEt My BrO AlL mAd AnD sHiT Y34H, BROS B31NG M4D 1S NOT 4 COOL M1R4CL3, OH W41T, SORRY OH, HEY, GUESS FUCKING WHAT, IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE FOR ME TO NOT BE ANGRY BECAUSE I HAVE FUCKING PIROUETTED OFF OF ANGRY INTO FULL ON RAGE. FuCk, MaN, yOu GoTtA cHiLl Y34H BRO, H4V3 4 F4YGO OR SOM3TH1NG CHILL? YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING CHILL? WHY DON'T YOU TWO STOP BEING FUCKING RETARDED AND START ACTING LIKE SANE TROLLS SO WE CAN GET THIS BULLSHIT STORY DONE FOR GOG SAKESpanting and doubling over, she would of been on the ground is Manic and Tails hadn't been holding her up.
"What was it what did you see?" Tails asked as soon as she was breathing normally again, by now everybody else had came to see what was up.
"A Chaos Emerald. There's a Chaos Emerald round her somewhere. And Eggman know that and is on his way, so is Knuckle's." Sonia said looking directly at the floor beneath her. A few seconds past then she looked up sharply. "Everybody run!" she screamed. They scattered and Eggman's robot appeared. 1S 1T 4 M1R4CL3 ROBOT?? B3C4US3 1F 1T H3Y! G3T DOWN FROM TH3R3 TH1S 1NST4NT L3MONSNOUT!! TH4T COMPUT3R 1S NOT 4 M1R4CL3 P3RCH FOR M1R4CL3S HhHhIiIiIiSsSsSsSsSs. FuCkInG fAyGo, MaN. fUcKiNg FaYgO. D4MM1T L3MONSNOUT, K4RK4TS H34D 1S NOT 4 GOOD PL4C3 31TH3R, G3T DOWN!! TEREZI IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR RETARDED DRAGON OFF OF ME RIGHT NOW I'M GOING TO CUT HIM TO SHREDS W3LL NOW H3S GON3, TH3R3S 4 C4T ON YOUR L3G NOW THOUGH OH FOR THE LOVE OF JEGUS
Chapter 6
Eggman looked at the group from the safety of his floating chair. WoAh, FuCk, ThAt'S fUcKiNg AwEsOmE 1 W4NT 4 FLY1NG CH41R NOW SO 1 C4N GO TO TH3 MOOOOOOONHe noticed that the group was bigger and let this got to his headWHAT WO4H WH4T, thinking Sonic was weak, he thought he needed a more help to defeat him and his robots.
"Well, well, well Sonic. Need a bigger group of friends to help beat me. Bear in mind three more people may not do the trick," Dr Eggman laughed.
"Well, Eggy, I can't say it's nice to see you again, why are you hear any way?" Sonia asked trying to buy some time while the others searched for the Chaos Emeralds, she had told her friends where roughly where it was while Dr Eggman was gloating.IT SURE IS CONVENIENT THAT THEY'RE ALL NEAR BY
"Oh my, it's Sonia the hedgehog. Well I have to say I haven't seen you in a while. How's life been? Seen my brother lately?" Dr Eggman asked her politely, while without anyone's notice his giant robot claw moved slowly behind her ready to strike and grab her. 1TS 4 FUCK1NG M1R4CL3 TH3Y D1DNT NOT1C3 TH3 CL4W GO1NG B4CK TH3R3
"The last I saw of old Butnick was a month ago when we blow up his fort. He's gone it hiding. No one knows where he is." H3S R1GHT TH3R3, TH4TS WH3R3 H3 4ND H1S M1R4CL3S 4R3 Sonia said wondering why Eggman hadn't tried to attack yet.
"Well that's too bad," Eggman said opening the claw and bringing round Sonia, still without any notice. "I guess you have to settle with fighting me." And with that he closed the claw tightly around Sonia's arms, torso and upper legs and lifted her off the ground, so she had no way of getting away without hurting herself. He slowly squeezed the claw tighter around her body
"I hate you!" WoAh, FuCk, YoU jUsT mEt ThE gUy. KiNdA eArLy To Be SeEiNg SpAdEs AnD sHiT WHY DO W3 H4T3 4NYW4Y?? 1T 1S 4N 4NT1 M1R4CL3 FuCk ThAt, DoN't YoU dArE sAy ThAt, ThAt'S mOtHeRfUcKiNg BlAsPhEmY rIgHt ThErE, sHuT tHe FuCk Up! WO4H, CH1LL BRO, DOWN 4 F4YGO 4ND C4LM YOURS3LF HOLY SHIT, DID YOU JUST MAKE GAMZEE ANGRY 1 D1DN'T M34N TO, 1M SORRY G4MZ33 It'S cOoL, iT's MoThErFuCkInG cOoL. THE FACT THAT YOU COULD EVEN DO THAT IS, WELL, FUCK, A MIRACLE :o) Y4Y, 1 M4D3 4 M1R4CL3!!she said through gritted teeth trying not to cry out in pain.
By this time Sonic had found the Chaos Emerald and the group was returning to the scene. Unknown to anyone Knuckles was almost there nowSHIT, LET'S THROW ALL THE CONVENIENCES IN HERE. 1TS 4 M1R4CL3 H3S TH3R3, 4 MOTH3RFUCK1NG M1R4CL3 GOG, GAMZEE, I THINK YOU PERMANENTLY FUCKED UP TEREZI. NaH, jUsT gOtTa WaIt FoR tHe NeXt MiRaClE tO hApPeN. jUsT wAiT mAn, It'Ll HaPpEn.and could hear the conversation between Sonia and Dr Eggman. By the mention of Sonia's name he began to run faster and reached the scene just as Sonic did. No one was looking at Sonia at that point but Sonic, Manic and Knuckle, the three fastest.
Sonic screamed in anger at the look of pain on Sonia's face. Tails and Tee where now there too having had a flying race. They all look up to where Sonic was looking and where shocked at the grimace on Sonia's face as much as Sonic was.
"You know Sonia I have to give you props," Eggman said through a speaker on his robot so everyone could hear. PROPS M4N, 3GGM4N H4S TH3 COOL3ST VOC4BUL4RY NOW NO, HE SOUNDS RETARDED.
"Oh yeah, why's that?" Sonia asked trying not to scream. She could feel the robot getting tighter around her.
"Most people would have at least screamed in pain by now at how much the robot is squeezing them. Shall we try it a bit tighter?" Eggman said. Everyone was there now looking up at Sonia while holding back Sonic, Manic and Knuckles from doing something rash and getting Sonia hurt. Tails and Tee where trying to stop them self's but it wasn't working so they needed holding back too. WhAt? WHOS T33 4G41N??
"Well Eggman, you know I'm not like mos-," her sentence was cut off by a sudden tightening of the claw that she just couldn't take in silence and she screamed.
"Let her go!" Sonic, Manic and Knuckle all shouted up at Eggman.
"From this height, I don't think so that would hurt," Eggman said smiling. "But if you give that Chaos Emerald you found I'll put her down without hurting her anymore." QU1CK! W3 N33D 4 MOTH3RFUCK1NG M1R4CL3! EVERYTIME YOU SAY THE WORD MIRACLES, TEREZI, I DIE A LITTLE INSIDE. 1M SORRY K4RK4T, 1 DONT M34N TO M3SS W1TH YOUR MOTH3RFUCK1NG FLOW I CAN'T EVEN STAND THIS SHIT ANYMORE.
There was a long silence, in which everybody was thinking about what to do. The silence was broke by Sonia.
"No, they found it and now it's theirs," she said. WHAT A WITTY MOTHERFUCKIN COMEBACK
In the silence everybody had let go of Sonic, Manic, Knuckles, Tails and Tee. And in that silence un-noticed by Eggman Knuckles, Tails and Tee had all climbed up the robot to Sonia and where trying to get her out.
"Well that is why I have you as a hostage," Eggman said taking his eyes off Sonic and moved them to Sonia. He saw that Tee and Tails where using their Tails to fly next to the claw and pull it open while knuckle sat ready to catch her.
"Hey get off," OkAy SUR3 BRO FUCK, IT'S JUST LIKE EVERYTIME YOU TWO SPEAK, I WANT TO HIT MYSELF HARDER AND HARDEREggman shouted and everybody looked at the claw just in time to see Eggman shake it and see Tails and Tee go flying off it. Knuckles had managed to stay on and now the silence was totally broken and everybody was talking at once, giving Knuckles the chance to punch the claw open. Sonia was now no help as the pain had made her pass out.
"Sonia's right it's our Emerald now and you can't have it," Sonic shouted above everybody else. Luckily by this point Knuckles had gotten Sonia out of the claw and was caring her down the robot.
"Well then, I'll just crush your her," H3S CRUSH1NG H1S H3R!! UuHh, WhAt? EVERY SINGLE TIMEEggman said evilly, he looked at the claw and saw that Sonia was gone and then back at the ground where Knuckles was just jumping off the robots foot with an un-conscious Sonia in his arms.
"Hey! You've stolen my hostage." FuCk, MaN, i DiDn'T kNoW tHiS fAyGo WaS yOuR hOsTaGe. I'lL sHaRe, If YoU wAnT. Oh, WaIt... EVERY. FUCKING. GOG. DAMN. TIME.He yelled at Knuckles.
The anger had built so much in Sonic and Manic that the sight of their sister passed out cracked them.
"Eggman your dead!" WAIT, SOMEONE DIES? THIS MAY BE WORTH READING AFTER ALLthey shouted and where on the Eggbot in second, there was no chance of them losing and within a minute the Eggbot was just a pile of scrap metal and Eggman was flying away from the scene to avoid being pummelled.MOTHERFUCK It'S fInE, bRo. MaYbE tHe ChIcK dIeS oF pAiN oR sOmEtHiNg.
Back on the ground the group was gathered around Knuckles and Sonia on the floor. Knuckles used the power of his Chaos Emerald to fix any of Sonia broken bones. Oh, WaIt, FuCkWilliam suggested that they move her inside to the warm and leave her to wake up on her own. Sonic and Manic joined them and looked at their sister, then back at Knuckles.
"Thank you, Knuckles," was all Sonic could manage right now. I hadn't seen her in months, he thought, and the first I do see her I let her get hurt. I need to be a better brother to her.
"Yeah, thanks man," Manic said. "You alright talking her inside, I need to talk to Sonic for a minute."
"Sure," was all Knuckles could say, he was looking at his friend. He hadn't seen that look on Sonics face since the day Sonia and Manic went missing. He was worried.
Everybody but Sonic and Manic went inside to see what they could do to help Sonia. Sonic wondered over to a rock and sat on it. Manic followed and sat down next to him, it was getting dark now and the sunset was beautiful. Manic took his gaze from the sunset to his brothers face. DONT LOOK 4T TH3 SUN M4N, 1T 1S 4 M1R4CL3 BUT LOOK WH4T 1T D1D TO MY 3Y3S!! D4MN M3 4ND MY G4M3S OF SUN ST4R3!!!
"I heard," he said, thinking Sonic would get what he meant, but he didn't.
"What? What did you hear?" Sonic asked puzzled.
"No matter how old we get, or how long we spend apart, our triplet telepathy FuUuUuCk, ThEy JuSt KeEp PuLlInG oUt MoRe MiRaClEs! 1TS 4 P4RTY OF M1R4CL3 PROPORT1ONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAHnever goes away. You're a good brother to us and that wasn't your fault, she's tough and you know it. She'll be fine and it did take a lot to make her cry," Manic said gently.
"I know I just don't like seeing her like that"
"Sonic, you're gonna have to get used to it. Come on we better be there when she wakes up."
"OK. Lets go."
Back in the house Knuckles had put Sonia and the sofa and sat on the end, while the others talked about who they thought she was. Amy was mad with her though she had never even spoke to her, it was just the fact that she was friends with Sonic and so was this girl on the sofa, but Sonic had never looked at Amy the way he did Sonia. It made her mad. When Sonic and Manic came in they went straight to Sonia. Sonic leaned over the back of the sofa so he could speak quietly to knuckle and Tails came over and joined the conversation. Manic sat on the floor and took out his drum stick and began to play a beat on the floor, every so often looking up at Sonia. Cream came over and sat next to Manic on the floor.
"Hi. I'm Cream and this is my friend cheese," Cheese came floating over.
"Hiya, I'm Manic. Nice to meet you," they shook hands.
"She'll be ok won't she?" Cream asked looking at Sonia.
"Yeah she will.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FuCk, SoRrY bRo. ThOuGhT sHe WoUlD dIe Or SoMeThInG H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3HON SCR34M1NG 1S FUN, 3SP3C14LLY 1N MY FLY1NG CH41R 44444444444444444444444HHHHH H3H3H3H3H3H3 :oO WhEn DiD yOu GeT a FlYiNg ChAiR? 1M 1N 1T R1GHT NOW, YOU C4N JUST LOOK OV3R TO YOUR L3FT 4ND S33, MY 4RMS 4R3 L1K3 W1NGS M4N WhAt? No YoUr NoT. fUcK mAn, YoU gOt Me AlL eXcItEd. OH SHIT. OH SHIT I THINK I'M BLEEDING SHIT SHIT SHIT TH4TS N1C3 K4RK1TTY BUT ST1LL W333333333 WaIt, WhAt?She's tough and she's been through a lot in her life." The conversation carried on with small talk, Sonic, Tails and Knuckle had finished their conversation and Knuckles had asked them to come and get him when she woke up. For the next two hours everybody did their own thing and it was about eleven pm when Sonia woke up and everybody but Knuckles came to the living room as he was still outside.
The first thing Sonia saw when she opened her eyes was Tails he was sat at the end of the sofa and when she turned her head she saw Sonic and Manic. Everybody was looking at her, she still hadn't said anything.
"Hey," she said looking at Tails as he was in front of her.
"Hey, how you doing?" he asked her.
"I've been better but I'm ok. Thanks," she said.
"That's good," Sonic said. "You really did give us a scare. You've been out of it for a few hours."
"Sorry."
"Hey, it's not your fault. It's Eggman's, whose robot we killed. Oh and I bugged his robot slave," Manic said reassuringly.
"Nice one!" Sonia said giving him the thumbs up. "Uh guy's where's Knuckles?"
"Oh, he's outside. I should go get him, he told me to get him when you got up," Tails said making to get up.
"No, it's okay. I'll go find him," Sonia said getting up. She thought the room was going to start spinning but it didn't so she walk towards the door, still nothing. Strange, when she had passed out before and her head had really hurt and she couldn't walk. Not that she thought about it, she should be in pain with a few broken bones. Shouldn't she? Sonic and Manic had heard this thought in their heads and replied aloud, to a few confused faces.
"Just ask Knuckles what happened. He'll get it," Manic said and she understood that he must of heard her thoughts. "Thanks," she said smiling at them, then walked out the door to find Knuckels. OOOOO KNUCK3LS, SOUNDS COOL OR SOM3 SH1T ALRIGHT, I'M RAILROADING THIS FUCKING WRECK BACK ON TRACK HoNk HoNk! :o) TR41NS DONT HONK BUT 1 DONT C4R3, TH1S TR41N C4N B3 4 M1R4CL3 TR41N TH4T HONKS, HONK HONK >:o] I FUCKING HATE YOU BOTH WITH SO MUCH FUCKING INTENSITY RIGHT NOW 1 LOV3 YOU TOO K4RK1TTY, 1 KNOW YOUR P1LLOW 1S HUNGR3Y BUT YOUR 4W3SOM3 ...WHAT 1 H4V3 TO T3LL N3P3T4 TO STOP B31NG TH3 W4LL NOW WH1L3 1 FLY MY W4Y 1NTO M1R4CL3 L4ND ON MY DR4GON-PONY HeY, bRo, WaNt SoMe FaYgO? NO, FUCK YOUR FAYGO, FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOU, TEREZI 1 C4N S33 4LL TH3 COLORS. 4LL OF TH3M!! 1T 1S TH3 MOST GLOR1OUS TH1NG 1 H4V3 3V3R S33N I DON'T EVEN FUCKING BELIEVE ANY OF YOU SOMETIMES, I MEAN, WHAT THE FUCK MADE YOU EVEN THINK EATING A SOPOR PIE WOULD BE A GOOD FUCKING IDEA, TEREZI 1M SORRY, YOUR M3SS4G3 COULD NOT B3 S3NT B3C4US3 1 4M W4T3R1NG TH3 GOWN 4G41N, PL34S3 TRY 4G41N 4FT3R TH3 NO1S3 B33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333P
Chapter 7
"What was that Manic," Chris asked confused. YoU aNd Me BoTh, ChRiS. yOu AnD mE bOtH
"Sorry," Manic replied. "Sometimes I have sudden out bursts where I just say something. Just ignore them." He and Sonic left the room.
"Smooth," mocked Sonic. "You're getting better at lying."
"Hey, I was brought up as a thief. I've always been a good liar." L1K3 1M 4 B34UT1FUL PURPL3 F1SH W1TH GR34T H4LLS OF GR4ND F1R3 WoAh, WhEn DiD tHiS hApPeN?
"If you say so."
They went back into the living room, to find everyone looking out the window. Tails turned round with a look of awe on his face, saw Sonic and Manic and gestured them at the window. They ran to it and their jaws dropped. Knuckles and Sonia were sitting hand in hand on a giant rock. Sonia had her head on Knuckles shoulder and he had his head on top of hers.
"What happened here then?" Sonic asked.
"We don't know what they said," Chris said turning around. "But a lot happened and Tee wants to know what."
"Yeah so do I" said Sonic. "She is so answering to me when she gets in and so is Knuckles."
"OK, huh no. Sonia is answering to me. SH3 1S 4NSW3R1NG TO M3 TOO 1N MY M1ND, SH3 1S 4NSW3R1NG TO YOU TOO 1N YOUR M1ND PL34S3 4NSW3R B4CK OR SH3 W1LL ST4B YOU W1TH 4 CLUB She's a girl and so am I. Knuckles is the boy so he'll answer to you, but be careful don't get him mad or scared. Oh and don't ask any questions to make Sonia mad," Tee said looking hopeful. "And that goes for you to Manic."
"Ok, you're right. Plus that would have been an odd conversation, wouldn't it." Manic said
In the time no one had been looking at the window, Sonia and Knuckles had come in. They acted as though nothing had happened between them and went opposite ways. Sonia walked over to Tee and whispered something coursing Tee to blush then look exited.
Later that evening, Sonia and Tee where in their bedroom, Tee was waiting for Sonia's side of the story about what had happened with Knuckles. She was rocking with excitement on the bed and when Sonia sat down in front of her she started.
"So tell me what happened!" she said.
Sonia knew what she meant and went straight into the story of what had happened outside with Knuckles. TH3Y H4D 4 F4YGO P4RTY W1TH DR4GONS 4ND CR4BS 4ND C4TS 4ND 4 CTHULU 4ND SOM3TH1NG TH4T B3G1NS W1TH 4 Z THOUGH 1M NOT SUR3 WH4T TH4T 1S FuCkInG fAyGo, MaN, fUcKiNg FaYgO. hOnK hOnK hOnK
The Last Retarded Chapter
Sonia walked outside and saw Knuckles on a rock not far away and walked over. She knew he could probable hear her coming, so was surprised when he jumped at her arrival. She crossed her arms and put them over his shoulders, putting her head on right side so she could see part of his face and all of it if he turned his head. He did turn his head to look at her.
"How are you feeling?" he asked her, looking straight at her. 1M F33L1NG F1N3 4LTHOUGH 1T 1S QU1T3 HOT 1N H3R3 W1TH TH3 G33S3 RUNN1NG ROUND
"I'm good," she whispered back. "And I know you where the one who saved me... thank you."
"It's ok. It was nothing," he said a little embarrassed.
Sonia moved from his shoulders and sat on the rock, looking up at the stars. They were so bright and Sonia could make out most of the constellations. Knuckles came and sat next to her. WaIt, WaSn'T hE aLrEaDy SiTtInG?
"Knuckles," she said still looking at the stars. "you wanna know something?"
"What?" he asked gently looking at her. She looked at him.
"I really, really missed you. And I'm glad I found you, or you found me. I don't really remember," NeItHeR dO i NO R34LLY, 1TS PR3TTY SW3LT3R1NG 1N H3R3she said with an embarrassed laugh.
"I really missed you too." He said sitting a bit closer. She put her head on his shoulder. "And I found you." He smiled. She smiled to. Sonia slid her hand into his and looked at it. It looked right to her, not just 4 fingers and a thumb, but just their hands locked together.
"Sonia," Knuckles said just audible. "I love you."
This shocked her. She replayed it over and over in her head and that sounded just as right as their hands looked together looked.
"I love you to."
Back in the present that was all Sonia went into at the time. Not what had happened after that before returning to the house, just that. But at 2 o'clock in the morning that was all that was needed to satisfied Tee until morning
With the boys OH D34R GOG, TH3 BOYS 4R3 1MPORT4NT NOW
Knuckles walked into his and Tails' room to see not just Tails, but Sonic and Manic too.
"Hey, what's up guys?" Knuckles asked everybody. Sonic and Manic looked up at him and to be honest they looked a little angry. "What did I do?" I asked now a little worried they had seen ALL that had happened outside.
"We saw what happened outside with you and Sonia," Sonic said, he even sounded a little angry. Great I'm dead through Knuckles.
"All of it," Oh, FuCk, WhEn DiD vRiSkA gEt HeRe? FuUuUuCk.asked Knuckles with a nervous smile, only asking just to make sure he was right about what they were mad about so he didn't go blabbing.
"What do you mean all of it?" asked a suspicious sounding Manic, he also had a hit of anger in his voice. Ok thought Knuckles if they didn't see what happened while they all looked like they were turned away, then what are they mad about?
Without realizing it, Knuckles had asked the last bit out loud. "What are you mad about?"
They brother's angry face's broke into smiles and then they began to chuckle. "Nothing," answered a smiling Manic.
"Then what?" asked a confused Knuckles.
"They were just messing," Tails said. "All we wanna know is what happened outside with you and Sonia."
"Oh," said a now relaxed Knuckles. "Well nothing really. She came outside, thanked me for saving her, held my hand put her head on my shoulder, I told her I loved her. She said she loved me back and then –" Knuckles stopped short.
If Sonic and Manic acted mad, just because he and Sonia hugged, then what would they say if they had found out about their little make out session while no-one was watching.
"Then what?" asked Sonic
"Well..."
Flashback Oh, WoAh, MoRe MiRaClE tImE sHiT. TH3 FL4SHB4CK W1LL T4K3 4LL OF TH31R L1V3S 4ND TH3N TH3Y W1LL M1SS TH3 R4G1NG H3LLO SHOW3R
"Sonia, I love you." Said Knuckles.
"I love you to," Sonia replied, taking her head of his shoulder so she could look at him properly. He smiled at her.
"Good," he said. "because I don't know what I'd do with out you."
Sonia's eyes watered a little bit and she began to lean in a little. Knuckles did the same and their lips met in the middle. They kiss to them lasted forever, but in fact it was only a few seconds long. But it still felt like bliss, at that point in time there was nothing to worry about. Just each other in their arms and then they broke apart smiling at one another.
Sonia blushed deeply so turned away so Knuckles wouldn't see. She saw everybody stood in they window but their backs where turned. She saw sonic and Manic and prayed they hadn't seen the kiss.
She turned back to Knuckles and pointed, he followed her finger and with that they both decided to act like it never happened until the morning, where if people asked questions they would just say they where going out.
"But tonight, if Tee or my brothers say anything, just answer them then because they will probably be the only ones who care what happened here anyways. But I'm not telling Tee about the kiss until the morning because I want to sleep tonight," Sonia told Knuckles.
He just chuckled and gave her a hug saying "done". WoAh, ThAt WaS fAsT
ALRIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? GAMZEE, GET ME A FUCKING SOPOR PIE. I NEED TO FORGET THIS EVER FUCKING HAPPENED. CoMiNg RiGhT uP, mY mOtHeRfUcKiNg FrIeNd. HoNk HoNk :o) Y4Y! K4RK4T C4N JO1N 1N TH3 M1R4CL3S 4ND SH1T NOW 4ND GO TO TH3 MOON!!!
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WOAH... SHIT
I MEAN
WHOA
TEREZI THIS IS LIKE
HOPY SHIT
ALL THE L'S LOOK LIKE P'S
EVERYWHERE
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DAMN