Post by gallowsCalibrator on Apr 26, 2011 20:02:48 GMT -5
H3H3H3H3, W3 4R3 DO1NG TH1S W1THOUT K4RK4TS P3RM1SS1ON, HOW M4D DO YOU TH1NK H3'LL B3?
i dunno a lot?? this is going to be fun!!! <3
he wwill be a mad level of mad madness
J4D3 TH4T SYMBOL 1S NOT R34LLY SOM3TH1NG YOU SHOULD B3 THROW1NG 4ROUND, DO 1 N33D TO 3XPL41N TROLL ROM4NC3 4G41N?
maybe ya do
no no please dont i just forgot!!!
GOOD, NOW L3TS CONT1NU3
yes
lets get to the riffing!!
Episode 201
Series: Madagascar
Title: new arrivel at the zoo
It was a sunny day at the zoo.
It was a saterday S4T3RD4Y, WH4T K1ND OF WORD 1S TH4T?? 1S TH1S SOM3 DUMB HUM4N D4Y??? yeah but normally its called saturday.... >:/ when the new animals come in .A new shipment came in .
When the driver drived in the zoo the penguins ambushed the guy and took over the truck.
Rico wwho was driving the truck and the rest where in the back cheaking out the new box.
They saw a picture of a leamer.
Skippers shouldn't he be on gilligan's island? (hehehe!!!!) who G1LL1G4NS'S WH4T? an island is a strip of land in the ocean OH FORG3T 1T eyes buged out .
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! H3H3H3H3H3H3H3 not another one " he yelled.
"Get this to the leamer habitat stat " skipper said to rico.
They threw it into the learmer habitat and left back into there home.
Skipper being paranoid staring at the leamers through the telescope.
kawolski giving skipper options rico playing with his "doll".
Private being to cute and frendly saying to skipper to ginve wwhatthe new leamer a chance.
"Time to stop spying and to go into action and cheak wwhat out this new leamer"skipper ordered to his crew.
what is going to hapen ? OH GOD WH4T W1LL H4P3N GUYS??? HOP3FULLY 1T M4K3S WH4T3V3R 1T 1S H4P3Nterezi we are going to make it hapen!!!! it could keep hapening H3H3H3H3H3H3H3
The penguins hoped into there car they drove to the leamer habitat .
When they got there the leamers where tring to open the box with there bare hands.
"Rico crowbar " skipper ordered . juan gun. pablo blunt object. J4D3 C4N3, 1 N33D TO 4DM1N1ST3R 4 DRUBB1NG jorge sword. DRUB DRUBuhhhhhhhh, fransisco weapon? TH4T W4S M3 H1TT1NG YOU W1TH MY C4N3 J4D3 >:/
Rico threw it up and tosed it to skipper he opened the box .
"whats going on " the new leamer said . It was a GIRL . G4SP > WH4T 4 SHOCK1NG D3V3LOPM3NT!!! genuine distress
She was as tall as king J3GUS, MOR3 K1NGS, W3 H4D 3NOUGH W1TH TH3 BL4CK K1NG juline she had pale grey hair a little lighter than juline.
she had dark eyes the lookes like julines but she had almond eyes they where black .is her name "mary sue" NO 1TS STUP1D MCDUMBF4C3, TH1S 1S NOW C4NON
" Great more subjects i can rule over " said king juline.
"what you say fool i ant leting you tell me what to do ".
She did a backflip and kicked king juline in the face in mid air . CLOBB3R!!! DEAD GRANDPA SMACKDOWN!!!!!!!! wwhat. WH4TS 4 GR4NDP4?? hmmm, how can i explain this to you, uhh, the ancestor of your ancestor? ....OOOOK4444Y
"lady's got skill " skipper sayed . no.
"right boys "why not "left boys"? (hehehehe)he said again.wwrong
They where amazed .
"ok bad start " the leamer girl said . I wwould say that that applys to this fic but it has a bad fuckin evverything
"let me tell you my name so you know what to say when you pray for mercy "dear mercy, please bless this food in front of us SO 3R1D4N, WH1CH ON3 OF US DO YOU TH1NK 1S TH1S HUM4N M3RCY?? too busy playin a game but uh you i guess OK4Y TH3N, 1 W4S 1M4G1N1NG T4VROS BUT OK4Y oh wwait he wwas an option then him for sure she said looking at juline .
"im maria" maria sue? cmon finish your sentence!!!!! NO, M4R14 MCDUMBF4C3, R3M3MB3R? she said .
"Ok we are going to go home " said skipper.
They jumped into there car and drove home .
All the penguins where amazed at the new girl she was amazing.
After a wile after of complete silence and alot of thinking (of mira). mira or maria my head hurts too much drinking
"we know she is not a spy beacause she dint try to get on ANYBODYS good side " skipper said .
All the rest of them where amazed skipper was always is paranoid and thinks evry body is a spy .
They all went to bed early .
The next day they went to make sure maria dint kill juline .
When they came in they saw maria was twisting julines arm all the way back.
"Get it your self " no step off bitch mira said angerly to juline.
"ok ok i will get the smothie myself"juline sayed asking for mercy from mira.
"mort get me my smothie" smothies are so delicious... MY F4VOR1T3 1S TH3 R3D FL4VORS >:]thats a small glass of alcholic beverage for me juline orderd mort did as he was told.
Mira rolling her eyes she saw the penguins first she gave them a smile .
the chapters are very short but in this story there will be alot of chapeters and if you dontlike it dont read it
engoy fuck that noise. engoy these fine deals sir!!!!
TH1S SUCK3D SO MUCH 1 DONT 3V3N KNOW WH4T TO S4Y
wwhat do you call it wwhen a human has too much of an alcoholic substance in their body
drunk???
yeah im that i guess
i always thought that you acted like an animal when you were drunk??
OOOO BURN! H3H3H3H3H3H3
i don't get it
YOU'R3 DRUNK, YOU'LL N3V3R G3T 1T
awwww
i dont get it either......
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?
sup
ERIDAN GET THE FUCK OUT
H3H3H3 H3Y K4RK4T!! <3
youre all such beautiful people
ERIDAN. GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. YOU TOO JADE
okay karkat....
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe
GOD DAMN IT IM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THIS KIND OF SHIT
WH4T 4BOUT M3?
YOU CAN STAY.
i lovve you all so much right noww
>:/ SHOULD 1 4DM1N1ST3R TH3 DRUBB1NGS NOW?
YES, YOU MAY ADMINISTER THE DRUBBINGS.
<3 <3- <> c3-
H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3 DRUB DRUB DRUB!!
ALRIGHT TURN OF THE GOD DAMN CAMERAS.
bye evveryooooonnnneeeeee <3 <3-
W3 H4V3 C4M3R4S? OH W3LL, 1 W4NT TO R3CORD TH1S DRUBB1NG 4NYW4Y *WH4CKS 3R1D4N W1TH C4N3*
<3 <3- c3- <>
YES NOW IF YOU LITTLE NOOKSTAINS DON'T GET OFF YOUR ASSES IT'S GOING TO BE KICKING-THE-FUCK-OUT-OF-EVERYONE TIME.
*TURNS OFF THE FUCKING CAMERA*
i dunno a lot?? this is going to be fun!!! <3
he wwill be a mad level of mad madness
J4D3 TH4T SYMBOL 1S NOT R34LLY SOM3TH1NG YOU SHOULD B3 THROW1NG 4ROUND, DO 1 N33D TO 3XPL41N TROLL ROM4NC3 4G41N?
maybe ya do
no no please dont i just forgot!!!
GOOD, NOW L3TS CONT1NU3
yes
lets get to the riffing!!
Episode 201
Series: Madagascar
Title: new arrivel at the zoo
It was a sunny day at the zoo.
It was a saterday S4T3RD4Y, WH4T K1ND OF WORD 1S TH4T?? 1S TH1S SOM3 DUMB HUM4N D4Y??? yeah but normally its called saturday.... >:/ when the new animals come in .A new shipment came in .
When the driver drived in the zoo the penguins ambushed the guy and took over the truck.
Rico wwho was driving the truck and the rest where in the back cheaking out the new box.
They saw a picture of a leamer.
Skippers shouldn't he be on gilligan's island? (hehehe!!!!) who G1LL1G4NS'S WH4T? an island is a strip of land in the ocean OH FORG3T 1T eyes buged out .
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! H3H3H3H3H3H3H3 not another one " he yelled.
"Get this to the leamer habitat stat " skipper said to rico.
They threw it into the learmer habitat and left back into there home.
Skipper being paranoid staring at the leamers through the telescope.
kawolski giving skipper options rico playing with his "doll".
Private being to cute and frendly saying to skipper to ginve wwhatthe new leamer a chance.
"Time to stop spying and to go into action and cheak wwhat out this new leamer"skipper ordered to his crew.
what is going to hapen ? OH GOD WH4T W1LL H4P3N GUYS??? HOP3FULLY 1T M4K3S WH4T3V3R 1T 1S H4P3Nterezi we are going to make it hapen!!!! it could keep hapening H3H3H3H3H3H3H3
The penguins hoped into there car they drove to the leamer habitat .
When they got there the leamers where tring to open the box with there bare hands.
"Rico crowbar " skipper ordered . juan gun. pablo blunt object. J4D3 C4N3, 1 N33D TO 4DM1N1ST3R 4 DRUBB1NG jorge sword. DRUB DRUBuhhhhhhhh, fransisco weapon? TH4T W4S M3 H1TT1NG YOU W1TH MY C4N3 J4D3 >:/
Rico threw it up and tosed it to skipper he opened the box .
"whats going on " the new leamer said . It was a GIRL . G4SP > WH4T 4 SHOCK1NG D3V3LOPM3NT!!! genuine distress
She was as tall as king J3GUS, MOR3 K1NGS, W3 H4D 3NOUGH W1TH TH3 BL4CK K1NG juline she had pale grey hair a little lighter than juline.
she had dark eyes the lookes like julines but she had almond eyes they where black .is her name "mary sue" NO 1TS STUP1D MCDUMBF4C3, TH1S 1S NOW C4NON
" Great more subjects i can rule over " said king juline.
"what you say fool i ant leting you tell me what to do ".
She did a backflip and kicked king juline in the face in mid air . CLOBB3R!!! DEAD GRANDPA SMACKDOWN!!!!!!!! wwhat. WH4TS 4 GR4NDP4?? hmmm, how can i explain this to you, uhh, the ancestor of your ancestor? ....OOOOK4444Y
"lady's got skill " skipper sayed . no.
"right boys "why not "left boys"? (hehehehe)he said again.wwrong
They where amazed .
"ok bad start " the leamer girl said . I wwould say that that applys to this fic but it has a bad fuckin evverything
"let me tell you my name so you know what to say when you pray for mercy "dear mercy, please bless this food in front of us SO 3R1D4N, WH1CH ON3 OF US DO YOU TH1NK 1S TH1S HUM4N M3RCY?? too busy playin a game but uh you i guess OK4Y TH3N, 1 W4S 1M4G1N1NG T4VROS BUT OK4Y oh wwait he wwas an option then him for sure she said looking at juline .
"im maria" maria sue? cmon finish your sentence!!!!! NO, M4R14 MCDUMBF4C3, R3M3MB3R? she said .
"Ok we are going to go home " said skipper.
They jumped into there car and drove home .
All the penguins where amazed at the new girl she was amazing.
After a wile after of complete silence and alot of thinking (of mira). mira or maria my head hurts too much drinking
"we know she is not a spy beacause she dint try to get on ANYBODYS good side " skipper said .
All the rest of them where amazed skipper was always is paranoid and thinks evry body is a spy .
They all went to bed early .
The next day they went to make sure maria dint kill juline .
When they came in they saw maria was twisting julines arm all the way back.
"Get it your self " no step off bitch mira said angerly to juline.
"ok ok i will get the smothie myself"juline sayed asking for mercy from mira.
"mort get me my smothie" smothies are so delicious... MY F4VOR1T3 1S TH3 R3D FL4VORS >:]thats a small glass of alcholic beverage for me juline orderd mort did as he was told.
Mira rolling her eyes she saw the penguins first she gave them a smile .
the chapters are very short but in this story there will be alot of chapeters and if you dontlike it dont read it
engoy fuck that noise. engoy these fine deals sir!!!!
TH1S SUCK3D SO MUCH 1 DONT 3V3N KNOW WH4T TO S4Y
wwhat do you call it wwhen a human has too much of an alcoholic substance in their body
drunk???
yeah im that i guess
i always thought that you acted like an animal when you were drunk??
OOOO BURN! H3H3H3H3H3H3
i don't get it
YOU'R3 DRUNK, YOU'LL N3V3R G3T 1T
awwww
i dont get it either......
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?
sup
ERIDAN GET THE FUCK OUT
H3H3H3 H3Y K4RK4T!! <3
youre all such beautiful people
ERIDAN. GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. YOU TOO JADE
okay karkat....
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe
GOD DAMN IT IM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THIS KIND OF SHIT
WH4T 4BOUT M3?
YOU CAN STAY.
i lovve you all so much right noww
>:/ SHOULD 1 4DM1N1ST3R TH3 DRUBB1NGS NOW?
YES, YOU MAY ADMINISTER THE DRUBBINGS.
<3 <3- <> c3-
H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3 DRUB DRUB DRUB!!
ALRIGHT TURN OF THE GOD DAMN CAMERAS.
bye evveryooooonnnneeeeee <3 <3-
W3 H4V3 C4M3R4S? OH W3LL, 1 W4NT TO R3CORD TH1S DRUBB1NG 4NYW4Y *WH4CKS 3R1D4N W1TH C4N3*
<3 <3- c3- <>
YES NOW IF YOU LITTLE NOOKSTAINS DON'T GET OFF YOUR ASSES IT'S GOING TO BE KICKING-THE-FUCK-OUT-OF-EVERYONE TIME.
*TURNS OFF THE FUCKING CAMERA*