Post by gallowsCalibrator on Jan 5, 2011 17:05:46 GMT -5
H3H3H3H3H3H3H3 H3Y 4G41N 3V3RYBODY!!! 1F YOUR WOND3R1NG WH3R3 K4RK4T 1S TO DO TH3 1NTRODUCT1ON H3 L3FT 1N TH3 M1DDL3 OF TH3 R1FF1NG SO 1M H3R3 TO ST4RT 1T OFF!!! L3TS DO TH1S SH1T!!!
In this story the main character's ... oh look a mary-sue checklist
1. name is Lightning RilleyPERFECTLY RETARDED, FOR A RETARDED STORY.
2. hair color close to Sesshomaru's WHO 1S TH1S S3SSHOM4RU?? 1S TH1S ON3 OF THOS3 4N1M3S???
3. eye color hazel
4. breed: dog demon A What Now
5. male
6. the youngest of the kids HOW M4NY SOL4R SW33PS 1S TH4T >:? Possibly A 5 Earth Year Old Cause He Already Sounds Immature
7. looks like sesshy's father (Because he is sesshy's dad.) wwait howw is he only one? AUTHOR LOGIC, DON'T ASK, DON'T CARE. EXPLANATIONS ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE. wwhatever
Early in the moning WHAT THE FUCK IS A MONING? i was awaked nice grammar by mother's crying. So i walked to her room and asked " Mommy, whats wrong?" W3 4R3 D1SOWN1NG YOU HON3Y, NOW G3T OUT OF TH3 D4MN HOUS3
"Nothing dear. Now go back to sleep." anserd mom in a sothing tone. Mustve Been Soothing If Shes Crying NO, KANAYA, IT WAS SOTHING. clearly
Later that day dad said "Lightning..." and slowly wiped away a tear. WE HATE YOU, AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR. AND WHY ARE YOU STILL IN THE HOUSE? I felt something was wrong now more then ever. "... today Miru wwho is Miru? s/he wwasn't mentioned before is going to attack the home. So i will have to fight him off you, mom, and your brothers and sisters will have to ..." A blue flame busted thru father's heart takeing his life-jewel. H1S WH4T? WH4T 1S TH1S L1F3 J3W3L?? DO 4LL HUM4NS H4V3 ON3?? Whatever Happened To Something Called Hearts Miru stared strate at me. I took a lage gulp. I Take Lage Gulps When Im Nervous Too
Then I jumped for father's jewel. Just then I was nearly hit by a whip of poison then mom steped in front of me. "MOM!" I yelled just as she fell to the blood coverd grass. Me and my siblings watched in sadness, and sorrw. What A Common Cliche OH W4H W4H HOW S4D doo dee doo doo crying OH SHIT EVVERYONE DIES THE ONLY IMPORTANT PART OF THIS STORY IS THIS PARAGRAPH RIGHT HERE.
Mother's life-jewel droped to the stone 6-feet away. I then heard Kaze my older brother growl. Then Amera, Miru's wife walked over looking pissed off.
"If you growl at me one more time kid you'll find out why i am so feared." she had said right befor i said " leave him alone you big jerk!" standing up for Kaze. "What did you say kid!" Amera said sounding more pissed then before. H3 C4LL3D YOU J3RK, CONT1NU3 TO B3 1NSULT3D BY 4 1NSULT TH4T W4S M4D3 UP BY ON3 SW33P OLD K1DS
Just as she luched an falme at me a jumped out of the way grabed mom and dad's life-jewel and ran for my life. wwhat wwas the point of that? wwhy did you grab them there wwas no point. It felt like forever then Miru falshed right infront of me.
He grabed me by the neck with a burning, tight grip. Right then and thare a storm rolled up out of noware Wow This Person Notices That Theres Rain Out Of Nowhere is this me? I thouht as Miru looked up at the sky puzzeld.NO, YOU MOTHERFUCKING DUMBASS, IT'S A STORM. this is my chance.
I slipped out of Miru's grasp and once agein ran. Then the bitch Amera showed up. some how she was striked dwon by a pice a pice? you mean a price of lightning? howw much is that? 4BOUT F1V3 M1LL1ON BOONBUCKS, P4Y UP STUP1D of Lightning. I THINK THE MAIN CHARACTER SUDDENLY EXPLODED, AND ONE OF HIS ARMS HIT THE BITCH Wow Weather Sure Does Hate This Person
Then I fanaly got to master Totosi's stop talking about people you nevver mentioned before. house and then Kaze popped up out of know were Alright We Get It What Next Are You Going To Do Take A Shit Out Of Nowhere and grabed me into the house."who's thare? yelled Totosi. "Totosi lisen dad and mom are dead. ok. plese take care of little bro." said Kaze.
"ok." said totosi. fast forwd 6 years later. WO4H, Y34H, DONT W4RN US OF 1MP3ND1NG F4ST FORW4RDS W1TH 4 P4G3 BR34K OR SOM3TH1NG i'm going to assume he wwent diagonally forwward 6 years. if you go diagonally everything becomes more lame "totosiI am leveing and i do not know whene I am comeing back." i said starting to sound more like my father. "ok. Just stay safe." said Totosi looking at me bug-eyed. L1K3 4R4D14?? 0_0 H3H3H3H3H3 no he means wwith ovver 1,000 eyes OH, SO L1K3 000000000000000000000000_000000000000000000000 yes but more WOW, IT'S LIKE YOU CAN SEE INTO MOTHERFUCKING FOREVER, MIND TELLING US HOW THE STORY ENDS SO WE CAN STOP? 3V3RYBODY D13S, TH3 3ND IF THAT DOESN'T COME TRUE, SOMEONE'S GOING TO GET CUT APART. Best Ending That Could Ever Happen
So I travled north to south. finaly reaching the suthern part of the southern reaigen(wich is the biggest)i sighed and grasped fire rath even titer. (fire rath was given to you by Kaze befor he left you with Totosi)
"Hello!" yelled aboy wwho is aboy? dog demon just about my age dressed in jade green colthing. "Hey what was that about!"the boy just stood thare looking at me. Stop Ogling Him You Monstrosity Of Nature
"That was so funny how you fliped out. i never get tired of... BUTTERFLY!" nice attention span THE FUCK? OH MY GOG! BUTT3RFL13S!!! BUTT3RFL13S 3V3RYWH3R3!!!! I Have No Idea What Relevance That Has To The Plot He ran right past me and 2 sec. later came back with a huge butterfly in his hand.
"Sorry i get destrced esaly." You Mean Destructed Or Something Related To That Matter the boy said looking at fire rath. "I can see that." i said now looking at fire rath too. and then out of noware he lunged at me knocking me to the grass. Out Of Nowhere Again? he wwas right next to you howw did he come out of nowwhere H3S BL1ND, D34F, 4ND DUMB, 3V3RYTH1NG 1S OUT OF NOWH3R3 FOR H1M
"Hey. Now what was that for?" just as i said that he disapered. "Hey, stranger. who are you?" he said reappring. Hes A Reaper ApparentlyDONT F34R TH3 R34P3R K4N4Y4!! "I am Lightning Rilly. ORILLY? who are you?"1 4M...TH3 G4T3K33P3R!!I said. "Lucas Jadin." the boy said. It Said Lightning Rilly Is The Main Character Why Didn't it Show Up In The First Part
"Oh. Wait I frogot to let this little guy go." Lucas said relesing the butterfly wich was still alive. this reaper sucks at his job. he satrted to walk away soI fowlloed.
Just then 3 other boys showed up. "Hey! Guys. This is Lightning." said Lucas. "Hi there Lightning. I am Tiskunami." Wait Do People Really Have Names From Weather said the oldest boy. "And this is Jason."THESE CHILDREN HAVE SUCH VARYING NAMES, IT'S COMPLETELY BATSHIT INSANE he said ponting to a boy in blue clothing. "and thats Kenny." OH MY GOG, TH3Y H4V3 K3NNY!! You Bastards said Jason ponting at the boy in white clothing."Ye are an orphan. Ain't that correct? Ye also looks like the runt of the litter." said a woman in her late 20's who looks like a prestiss. shes a 20 year old hangin out wwith kids? and she has a old-timey accent...in japan?
"You are right." I said alittle shocked from how she spoke. "So you are just like the rest, child. Kenny don't speak 'couse of what happend all those years ago, he was left mute. Tiskunami, agressive to those who harm ones he cares for. Jason, was left with a scar to remamber what had happand. And Lucas, well nothing really happend thare. And I left to care for them. I am See-an." S33-4N?? WH4T K1ND OF N4M3 1S TH4T?? see-an wwhat? or is it see dash an?
See-an siad with a smile like mother. Then We Find Out This Person Is Really His Mother Lucas who was nodding his head soon relised what See-an had said, responding with "Hey! For your info. I am calmer then befor!" "I wholdn't like being your father in that case." said Jason playing with Luke. We all smiled at that little joke.
*cheesy ending laughter*
PERFECTLY MY ASS, NO ONE DIED! TEREZI, I WANT MY DEATHS!
if this wwas mine you wwould get your wwish and then some. also there wwere some at the beggining
W3 4R3NT DON3 H3R3 QU1T3 Y3T K4RK4T, M4YB3 TH3 N3XT F1C W1LL H4V3 YOUR D34THS
All Mary Sues Dont Die Which Practically Sucks
wwe should make a fic and kill all the mary sues. all of them.
B3ST F1C 1D34 3V3R!!
Since When Were You So Intellegent Eridan Oh Yeah Since Never
i really wwant to come up wwith a wwitty comeback,i really do.
THE SEQUEL
Oh Gog Damnit
awwww fuck i though wwe wwere done.
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! >:[
AND GUESS WHAT? IT HAS CHAPTERS.
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
For The Love Of
fuck.
Chapter 1 a.k.a the nightmare begins 4ND S4N1TY 3NDS
Along With World Hunger And Grubs Dying but that wwould be good. nothing good can come of this.WH4T?? WORST JOK3 K4N4Y4 I Am Hurt By Your Insult Terezi
LIGHTNING
RISING
BOOK 2:
FAIAL MEMMORYSMORE LIKE FAIL MEMORIES
CHAPTER 1 TORNADO WOOSH HAHA ITS FUNNY CUZ THE GUYS NAME IS LIGHTNING AND TORNADO IS ANOTHER TYPE OF WWEATHER.
"Hey I don't talk to you so don't talk to …
TORNADO!" yelled Lucas. "Wha … oh that tornado. sweet chapter namedrop Run!" HOW DO YOU NOT NOT1C3 4 FUCK1NG TORN4DO?? Yeah That Tornado You Mental Child BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING RETARDED, BUT DON'T WORRY, HE'LL TURN OUT FINE, HE'S THE MAIN CHARACTER.Jason flipped out. Kenny grabbed my arm. "Ow. Kenny?" I said. He looked at me, shifted his glance up the hill, looked back, let go, and broke into a run. We all exchanged glances, shrugged and followed. I stared at See-an the persists the wwhat? who takes care of us.
"See-an how'd ya meet Kenny?" I asked. "I knew you would ask that. We meat him 3 years ago." (Kenny's 13)
* FLASH BACK* WOOOOOOOOOO FL4SHB4CK, 1M NOW M4K1NG FL4SHB4CK NO1S3S [/color=purple] whoosh flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssshhhhbbaaaaack[/color]
Kenny was running thru the forest. "GET HIM!" yelled a man riding a beautiful white mare. Kenny was running as fast as he could right now. The man behind him had wounded Kenny really badly. Badly Isnt Really A Word So he was slower than usual.AT LEAST HE CAPITALIZED CORRECTLY. "STOP!" yelled See-an "Why are you protecting him?" said the man. "Well what did he do" she asked "He has attacked some of my villagers." The man responded. "Probably because he was sacred. Yes He Is Sacred 4LL H41L K3NNY!! I will take him away from here. Un harmed." See-an said willingly. The man nodded in approval. She patted Kenny on the back. He smiled at his saver. She smiled back. Kenny looked away.
*END OF FLASH BACK* SHOOSH, 3ND FL44444444444SSSSSHHHHB4444CK can wwe have an end story noise?NOW WE NEED A PAP IN HERE, TEREZI. OH WAIT.
As we reached the top of the hill, Kenny was there, waiting. He turned around and pointed at a cave that was really big. FUCK W4S 1T B1G We all were able to get in. Tiskunami just stared out into the sunset. I wondered what he was thinkin' about.
He just stood in the same spot, motionless; it was even hard to tell he was breathing. Then he made a face of sadness, shook his head "no", looked down, and I think I heard him crying.
*FLASH BACK* PAAAAAP FLAAASHHHBAAACK What The In Gogs NameSHIT, IT WAS FUN THE FIRST TIME, HOW ABOUT ANOTHER
"Dad? Are you all right? Please Dad say somethin'." Tiskunami pleaded. "Tiskunami *cough* stay strong please. I ain't long for this world anymore." Tieyamaru Tiskunami's father said. "Dad what's that suppose to mea- wait. Dad no. You can't die, not now. It's no … no … NO! FATHER!" Tiskunami yelled. His voice full of sorrow. "I'm sorry son. So very sorry. But now this is were you go your own way." Tieyamaru passed off in to death.
*END OF FLASH BACK* What A Dissapointing Death N4K 3ND FL4444SHB44CK WHO'S GONNA ADD THE FUCKING DOOF, BECAUSE I KNOW IT'S COMING. YOUR 4 DOOF K4RK4T, OH BURN!! WOW, THAT HURT RIGHT DOWN IN MY HEART, I MEAN, OUCH, HOW COULD YOU.
Tiskunami just stood there until Kenny walked over. Kenny smiled. Tisku smiled back. Lucas placed a hand on my shoulder, "They have always been like that."
Just then Lucas said "What was your father like Light?" "My father? He was brave, strong, and protective. Ya know every thin' you would like in a father." Lucas shrugged at my words. I walked to the end of the cave and sat down at the wall. I whispered to my self an old song 'bout my father I've been workin' on "Lately I've been noticing oh gog don't sing. You Jinxed It
I say the same things he used to say
And I even find myself acting the very same way
I tap my fingers on the table
To the rhythm in my soul
And I jingle the car keys TH3S3 4R3 TH3 MOST CONFUS1NG LYR1CS 1 H4V3 3V3R H34RD
When I'm ready to go
When I look in the mirror A Monster Mustve Appeared In The Reflection
He's right there in my eyes the monster?
Starin' back at me and I realize
The older I get
The more I can seeIsnt That Different The Older You Get The Less You See
How much he loved my mother and my siblings and me TH1S SONG SUCKS!! >:[You Think
And he did the best that he could nah he wwas wweak. he didn't try. and he wwasn't your real father. bastard child
And I only hope when I have my own family
That everyday I see
A little more of my father in me
There were times I thought he was bein'
Just a little bit hard on me
But now I understand he was makin' me
Become the man he knew that I could be
In everything he ever did
He always did with love no he didn't
And I'm proud today to say I'm his son
When somebody says I hope I get to meet your dad
I just smile and say you already have B3C4US3 H3 W4S H1S OWN D4D, W31RD T1M3 SH1T DON'T 4SK
The older I get
The more I can see
How much he loved my mother and my siblings and me
And he did the best that he could
And I only hope when I have my own family
That everyday I see
A little more of my father in me
He's in my eyes
My heart, my soul
My hands, my pride
And when I feel aloneYou Better
And I think I can't go on
I hear him sayin' "Son you'll be alright"
Everything's gonna be alright"
Yes it is NO 1T 1SN'T
The older I get
The more I can see
That he loved my mother and my siblings and me
And he did the best that he could
And I only hope when I have my own family
That everyday I see
Oh I hope I see
I hope everyday I see
A little more of my father in me
A little more of my father in me
I hope everyday I see in me
In me
In me
I hope everyday I see
A little more of my father in me" TH4NK GOG TH4TS OV3R, L3TS MOV3 4ND HOP3 TH4T TH31R 4R3 NO MOR3 MUS1C4L NUMB3RSI Just Noticed They Were Singing Like The Old Western Times
Tisku smiled as he looked back at me. I leaned down. He shook his head and walked back. "Hey Lightning what's eatin' ya? Cat got ya tongue?"I Dont Even Get This Joke M4YB3 N3P3T4 R1PP3D OUT H1S TOUNG3?? 1 WOULD L1K3 TO S33 TH4T that wwould be wwonderfurl. he said as he sat down next to me. "Ha-ha very funny Tisku."Why Are Those Fools Laughing Do They Even Get It I said with sarcasm. We both laughed for a brief moment.
Tisku looked out at the sunset again. He smiled. I looked out and smiled too. The sunset was beautiful, orange, red, pink, purple, blue, and a little black of the night sky crept in to the scenery. K4N4Y4, YOU'V3 S33N SUNS3TS R1GHT?? DO TH3Y 3V3N LOOK R3MOT3LY L1K3 TH1S??They Dont Even Have Spazzing Colors In It And what was best the tornado had died out. "We'll sleep up here tonight. Jason, Kenny ya go gather some fire wood." Tiskunami ordered. He was actin' like the alpha male right now. i wwant to make a reference to the earth movvie the lion king. but i wwon't.
"Sure thin wheats'!" yelled Jason. Kenny just winced at Jason's loud voice and shook his head.
TRANSLATION: they thought it sucked.
Oh Gog Not More Chapters
WWAIT THERES MORE CHAPTERS?!?!?
Y3S TH3R3S MOR3, 1T WOULDNT B3 SH1T 1F TH31R W4SNT
CHAPTER 2: LORD TAKEMARU What A Stupid Name WOULD YOU B3L13V3 M3 1F 1 S41D TH3R3 4R3 WORS3 N4M3S??I Wish
I was workin' on the house with my friends when some random 14 year old man on a strong black stallion deiced to show up. (Ain't I gettin' descriptive? HE NOTES THAT HE ISN'T DESCRIPTIVVE AT ALL. GOOD FOR HIM.OR HER. )He Shattered The Forth Wall WH4T FORTH W4LL?? Warriors are behind him 10, 20, 30, 40 … they just kept coming. I felt my heart racin' faster and faster.
Of course he could see my fear. I was tremblin' all over. * Father help me now. * random asterisks?Karkat Would Be So Glad To See This wwhere is he again? I thought. The man in red armor who was ridin' the stallion thru a sword at Lucas. I jumped and knocked Lucas out of the way. But there was a price … a sword in my leg. Y3S, 4 SWORD 1N TH3 L3G WH4T 4 PUSSYOh No A Sword In Your Leg How Did You Survive That
Tisku came to help. Well tried. The warriors held him and the others back. "Foolish demon." Said the man. He unmounted his horse. From ware I lie I said "I was protecting my friend how is that foolish?" "How do you a demon have friends? Demons don't have hearts. 1F TH3Y D1DN'T H4V3 H34RTS TH3Y WOULDN'T B3 4L1V3 FUCKNUTS they havve life jewwels D1D TH3Y 3V3R 3PL41N TH3 L1F3 J3W3L?? NO? TH3N SHUT UPWho are you? I like to know the names of who I kill. I'm lord Takemaru." Said Takemaru.You Mean Lord Stupido
"Takemaru! Lave him alone!" yelled a girl as she ran from the bushes. "Princess Izyoi!" Exclaimed Takemaru. "Let him go!" The so called princessDid A Princess Just Boss A Lord Around yes a so called one did. yelled. "As you wish." Takemaru said with a bow. And then he and the soldiers left. But Takemaru forgot his sword that was still plunged in my leg.
"Here let me get that." Izyoi said. I tried to back away but just winced at the pain. "Stop! Please before you tare you wound more." The princess walked over careful not to alarm the others or me. She hummed to me as she pulled the sword out. TH3 HUMM1NG W1LL H34L YOU!! HUMM1NG DO3S TH4T YOU KNOW its a wwell knowwn fact.Wouldnt She At Least Be Intimidated By The Blood Spilling Out
Her pull was gentle but strong equi wwould be proud 'cause it pulled out the sword.So It Was Gentle And Strong Because It Was A Sword "Sorry about Takemaru he hates demons." She whispered. I nodded in response but soon fainted due to the pain of the wound. Izyoi gasped. Tisku said soothingly to her "Its fine. He'll be alright girl. Hey why did you protect him?" "I know that not every demon's bad. I've studied a lot of things at my castle's library. The ancient scrolls said a lot of things about the dog demons saving our village hundreds of times." Izyoi said politely. They all shrugged at the princess's words. We have a habit of that. 4 H4B1T OF SHRUGG1NG?? TH4T M4K3S NO S3NS3, 3V3RYBODY SHRUGS maybe wwe should just shrug it off. BUH DUM T1SHAnd Then The Demon Really Is Bad And Kills The Princess The End
no theres one more chapter.
O1
CHAPTER 3: MEET THE KING!
LIGHTNING IS INU NO TIASHOU BUT JUST SAMLL AND HAS THE POWER OF LIGHTNING AND IS THE DOG GODWasnt It Demon. DONE WITH THAT.
The next day.
"Come on! Its all right guys. Dad will not hurt you." H3 W1LL K1LL YOU 4CTU4LLY Izyoi said again. they're lying. kill them. "We rather not go in to the village. Can you bring your father out here?" Tisku asked. Izyoi had wanted us to meet her father. I'm not sure why, but she di Izyoi gave us here "Please I'm just so cute and innocent.What A Dissapointing Charm Please. PLEASE!" look. I hate it when she gives us that look. Finally we gave in "Fine. But you have to bring him out here." I said. Surprisingly I was the last one to give in. TH4T 1S NOT SURPR1S1NG 4T 4LL wwell that wwas quick.And Then Everyone Dies Like In The Classic Horror thats the best ending.
YOU 4R3 R34LLY GOOD 4T M4K1NG UP 3ND1NGS K4N4Y4
In this story the main character's ... oh look a mary-sue checklist
1. name is Lightning RilleyPERFECTLY RETARDED, FOR A RETARDED STORY.
2. hair color close to Sesshomaru's WHO 1S TH1S S3SSHOM4RU?? 1S TH1S ON3 OF THOS3 4N1M3S???
3. eye color hazel
4. breed: dog demon A What Now
5. male
6. the youngest of the kids HOW M4NY SOL4R SW33PS 1S TH4T >:? Possibly A 5 Earth Year Old Cause He Already Sounds Immature
7. looks like sesshy's father (Because he is sesshy's dad.) wwait howw is he only one? AUTHOR LOGIC, DON'T ASK, DON'T CARE. EXPLANATIONS ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE. wwhatever
Early in the moning WHAT THE FUCK IS A MONING? i was awaked nice grammar by mother's crying. So i walked to her room and asked " Mommy, whats wrong?" W3 4R3 D1SOWN1NG YOU HON3Y, NOW G3T OUT OF TH3 D4MN HOUS3
"Nothing dear. Now go back to sleep." anserd mom in a sothing tone. Mustve Been Soothing If Shes Crying NO, KANAYA, IT WAS SOTHING. clearly
Later that day dad said "Lightning..." and slowly wiped away a tear. WE HATE YOU, AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR. AND WHY ARE YOU STILL IN THE HOUSE? I felt something was wrong now more then ever. "... today Miru wwho is Miru? s/he wwasn't mentioned before is going to attack the home. So i will have to fight him off you, mom, and your brothers and sisters will have to ..." A blue flame busted thru father's heart takeing his life-jewel. H1S WH4T? WH4T 1S TH1S L1F3 J3W3L?? DO 4LL HUM4NS H4V3 ON3?? Whatever Happened To Something Called Hearts Miru stared strate at me. I took a lage gulp. I Take Lage Gulps When Im Nervous Too
Then I jumped for father's jewel. Just then I was nearly hit by a whip of poison then mom steped in front of me. "MOM!" I yelled just as she fell to the blood coverd grass. Me and my siblings watched in sadness, and sorrw. What A Common Cliche OH W4H W4H HOW S4D doo dee doo doo crying OH SHIT EVVERYONE DIES THE ONLY IMPORTANT PART OF THIS STORY IS THIS PARAGRAPH RIGHT HERE.
Mother's life-jewel droped to the stone 6-feet away. I then heard Kaze my older brother growl. Then Amera, Miru's wife walked over looking pissed off.
"If you growl at me one more time kid you'll find out why i am so feared." she had said right befor i said " leave him alone you big jerk!" standing up for Kaze. "What did you say kid!" Amera said sounding more pissed then before. H3 C4LL3D YOU J3RK, CONT1NU3 TO B3 1NSULT3D BY 4 1NSULT TH4T W4S M4D3 UP BY ON3 SW33P OLD K1DS
Just as she luched an falme at me a jumped out of the way grabed mom and dad's life-jewel and ran for my life. wwhat wwas the point of that? wwhy did you grab them there wwas no point. It felt like forever then Miru falshed right infront of me.
He grabed me by the neck with a burning, tight grip. Right then and thare a storm rolled up out of noware Wow This Person Notices That Theres Rain Out Of Nowhere is this me? I thouht as Miru looked up at the sky puzzeld.NO, YOU MOTHERFUCKING DUMBASS, IT'S A STORM. this is my chance.
I slipped out of Miru's grasp and once agein ran. Then the bitch Amera showed up. some how she was striked dwon by a pice a pice? you mean a price of lightning? howw much is that? 4BOUT F1V3 M1LL1ON BOONBUCKS, P4Y UP STUP1D of Lightning. I THINK THE MAIN CHARACTER SUDDENLY EXPLODED, AND ONE OF HIS ARMS HIT THE BITCH Wow Weather Sure Does Hate This Person
Then I fanaly got to master Totosi's stop talking about people you nevver mentioned before. house and then Kaze popped up out of know were Alright We Get It What Next Are You Going To Do Take A Shit Out Of Nowhere and grabed me into the house."who's thare? yelled Totosi. "Totosi lisen dad and mom are dead. ok. plese take care of little bro." said Kaze.
"ok." said totosi. fast forwd 6 years later. WO4H, Y34H, DONT W4RN US OF 1MP3ND1NG F4ST FORW4RDS W1TH 4 P4G3 BR34K OR SOM3TH1NG i'm going to assume he wwent diagonally forwward 6 years. if you go diagonally everything becomes more lame "totosiI am leveing and i do not know whene I am comeing back." i said starting to sound more like my father. "ok. Just stay safe." said Totosi looking at me bug-eyed. L1K3 4R4D14?? 0_0 H3H3H3H3H3 no he means wwith ovver 1,000 eyes OH, SO L1K3 000000000000000000000000_000000000000000000000 yes but more WOW, IT'S LIKE YOU CAN SEE INTO MOTHERFUCKING FOREVER, MIND TELLING US HOW THE STORY ENDS SO WE CAN STOP? 3V3RYBODY D13S, TH3 3ND IF THAT DOESN'T COME TRUE, SOMEONE'S GOING TO GET CUT APART. Best Ending That Could Ever Happen
So I travled north to south. finaly reaching the suthern part of the southern reaigen(wich is the biggest)i sighed and grasped fire rath even titer. (fire rath was given to you by Kaze befor he left you with Totosi)
"Hello!" yelled aboy wwho is aboy? dog demon just about my age dressed in jade green colthing. "Hey what was that about!"the boy just stood thare looking at me. Stop Ogling Him You Monstrosity Of Nature
"That was so funny how you fliped out. i never get tired of... BUTTERFLY!" nice attention span THE FUCK? OH MY GOG! BUTT3RFL13S!!! BUTT3RFL13S 3V3RYWH3R3!!!! I Have No Idea What Relevance That Has To The Plot He ran right past me and 2 sec. later came back with a huge butterfly in his hand.
"Sorry i get destrced esaly." You Mean Destructed Or Something Related To That Matter the boy said looking at fire rath. "I can see that." i said now looking at fire rath too. and then out of noware he lunged at me knocking me to the grass. Out Of Nowhere Again? he wwas right next to you howw did he come out of nowwhere H3S BL1ND, D34F, 4ND DUMB, 3V3RYTH1NG 1S OUT OF NOWH3R3 FOR H1M
"Hey. Now what was that for?" just as i said that he disapered. "Hey, stranger. who are you?" he said reappring. Hes A Reaper ApparentlyDONT F34R TH3 R34P3R K4N4Y4!! "I am Lightning Rilly. ORILLY? who are you?"1 4M...TH3 G4T3K33P3R!!I said. "Lucas Jadin." the boy said. It Said Lightning Rilly Is The Main Character Why Didn't it Show Up In The First Part
"Oh. Wait I frogot to let this little guy go." Lucas said relesing the butterfly wich was still alive. this reaper sucks at his job. he satrted to walk away soI fowlloed.
Just then 3 other boys showed up. "Hey! Guys. This is Lightning." said Lucas. "Hi there Lightning. I am Tiskunami." Wait Do People Really Have Names From Weather said the oldest boy. "And this is Jason."THESE CHILDREN HAVE SUCH VARYING NAMES, IT'S COMPLETELY BATSHIT INSANE he said ponting to a boy in blue clothing. "and thats Kenny." OH MY GOG, TH3Y H4V3 K3NNY!! You Bastards said Jason ponting at the boy in white clothing."Ye are an orphan. Ain't that correct? Ye also looks like the runt of the litter." said a woman in her late 20's who looks like a prestiss. shes a 20 year old hangin out wwith kids? and she has a old-timey accent...in japan?
"You are right." I said alittle shocked from how she spoke. "So you are just like the rest, child. Kenny don't speak 'couse of what happend all those years ago, he was left mute. Tiskunami, agressive to those who harm ones he cares for. Jason, was left with a scar to remamber what had happand. And Lucas, well nothing really happend thare. And I left to care for them. I am See-an." S33-4N?? WH4T K1ND OF N4M3 1S TH4T?? see-an wwhat? or is it see dash an?
See-an siad with a smile like mother. Then We Find Out This Person Is Really His Mother Lucas who was nodding his head soon relised what See-an had said, responding with "Hey! For your info. I am calmer then befor!" "I wholdn't like being your father in that case." said Jason playing with Luke. We all smiled at that little joke.
*cheesy ending laughter*
PERFECTLY MY ASS, NO ONE DIED! TEREZI, I WANT MY DEATHS!
if this wwas mine you wwould get your wwish and then some. also there wwere some at the beggining
W3 4R3NT DON3 H3R3 QU1T3 Y3T K4RK4T, M4YB3 TH3 N3XT F1C W1LL H4V3 YOUR D34THS
All Mary Sues Dont Die Which Practically Sucks
wwe should make a fic and kill all the mary sues. all of them.
B3ST F1C 1D34 3V3R!!
Since When Were You So Intellegent Eridan Oh Yeah Since Never
i really wwant to come up wwith a wwitty comeback,i really do.
THE SEQUEL
Oh Gog Damnit
awwww fuck i though wwe wwere done.
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! >:[
AND GUESS WHAT? IT HAS CHAPTERS.
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
For The Love Of
fuck.
Chapter 1 a.k.a the nightmare begins 4ND S4N1TY 3NDS
Along With World Hunger And Grubs Dying but that wwould be good. nothing good can come of this.WH4T?? WORST JOK3 K4N4Y4 I Am Hurt By Your Insult Terezi
LIGHTNING
RISING
BOOK 2:
FAIAL MEMMORYSMORE LIKE FAIL MEMORIES
CHAPTER 1 TORNADO WOOSH HAHA ITS FUNNY CUZ THE GUYS NAME IS LIGHTNING AND TORNADO IS ANOTHER TYPE OF WWEATHER.
"Hey I don't talk to you so don't talk to …
TORNADO!" yelled Lucas. "Wha … oh that tornado. sweet chapter namedrop Run!" HOW DO YOU NOT NOT1C3 4 FUCK1NG TORN4DO?? Yeah That Tornado You Mental Child BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING RETARDED, BUT DON'T WORRY, HE'LL TURN OUT FINE, HE'S THE MAIN CHARACTER.Jason flipped out. Kenny grabbed my arm. "Ow. Kenny?" I said. He looked at me, shifted his glance up the hill, looked back, let go, and broke into a run. We all exchanged glances, shrugged and followed. I stared at See-an the persists the wwhat? who takes care of us.
"See-an how'd ya meet Kenny?" I asked. "I knew you would ask that. We meat him 3 years ago." (Kenny's 13)
* FLASH BACK* WOOOOOOOOOO FL4SHB4CK, 1M NOW M4K1NG FL4SHB4CK NO1S3S [/color=purple] whoosh flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssshhhhbbaaaaack[/color]
Kenny was running thru the forest. "GET HIM!" yelled a man riding a beautiful white mare. Kenny was running as fast as he could right now. The man behind him had wounded Kenny really badly. Badly Isnt Really A Word So he was slower than usual.AT LEAST HE CAPITALIZED CORRECTLY. "STOP!" yelled See-an "Why are you protecting him?" said the man. "Well what did he do" she asked "He has attacked some of my villagers." The man responded. "Probably because he was sacred. Yes He Is Sacred 4LL H41L K3NNY!! I will take him away from here. Un harmed." See-an said willingly. The man nodded in approval. She patted Kenny on the back. He smiled at his saver. She smiled back. Kenny looked away.
*END OF FLASH BACK* SHOOSH, 3ND FL44444444444SSSSSHHHHB4444CK can wwe have an end story noise?NOW WE NEED A PAP IN HERE, TEREZI. OH WAIT.
As we reached the top of the hill, Kenny was there, waiting. He turned around and pointed at a cave that was really big. FUCK W4S 1T B1G We all were able to get in. Tiskunami just stared out into the sunset. I wondered what he was thinkin' about.
He just stood in the same spot, motionless; it was even hard to tell he was breathing. Then he made a face of sadness, shook his head "no", looked down, and I think I heard him crying.
*FLASH BACK* PAAAAAP FLAAASHHHBAAACK What The In Gogs NameSHIT, IT WAS FUN THE FIRST TIME, HOW ABOUT ANOTHER
"Dad? Are you all right? Please Dad say somethin'." Tiskunami pleaded. "Tiskunami *cough* stay strong please. I ain't long for this world anymore." Tieyamaru Tiskunami's father said. "Dad what's that suppose to mea- wait. Dad no. You can't die, not now. It's no … no … NO! FATHER!" Tiskunami yelled. His voice full of sorrow. "I'm sorry son. So very sorry. But now this is were you go your own way." Tieyamaru passed off in to death.
*END OF FLASH BACK* What A Dissapointing Death N4K 3ND FL4444SHB44CK WHO'S GONNA ADD THE FUCKING DOOF, BECAUSE I KNOW IT'S COMING. YOUR 4 DOOF K4RK4T, OH BURN!! WOW, THAT HURT RIGHT DOWN IN MY HEART, I MEAN, OUCH, HOW COULD YOU.
Tiskunami just stood there until Kenny walked over. Kenny smiled. Tisku smiled back. Lucas placed a hand on my shoulder, "They have always been like that."
Just then Lucas said "What was your father like Light?" "My father? He was brave, strong, and protective. Ya know every thin' you would like in a father." Lucas shrugged at my words. I walked to the end of the cave and sat down at the wall. I whispered to my self an old song 'bout my father I've been workin' on "Lately I've been noticing oh gog don't sing. You Jinxed It
I say the same things he used to say
And I even find myself acting the very same way
I tap my fingers on the table
To the rhythm in my soul
And I jingle the car keys TH3S3 4R3 TH3 MOST CONFUS1NG LYR1CS 1 H4V3 3V3R H34RD
When I'm ready to go
When I look in the mirror A Monster Mustve Appeared In The Reflection
He's right there in my eyes the monster?
Starin' back at me and I realize
The older I get
The more I can seeIsnt That Different The Older You Get The Less You See
How much he loved my mother and my siblings and me TH1S SONG SUCKS!! >:[You Think
And he did the best that he could nah he wwas wweak. he didn't try. and he wwasn't your real father. bastard child
And I only hope when I have my own family
That everyday I see
A little more of my father in me
There were times I thought he was bein'
Just a little bit hard on me
But now I understand he was makin' me
Become the man he knew that I could be
In everything he ever did
He always did with love no he didn't
And I'm proud today to say I'm his son
When somebody says I hope I get to meet your dad
I just smile and say you already have B3C4US3 H3 W4S H1S OWN D4D, W31RD T1M3 SH1T DON'T 4SK
The older I get
The more I can see
How much he loved my mother and my siblings and me
And he did the best that he could
And I only hope when I have my own family
That everyday I see
A little more of my father in me
He's in my eyes
My heart, my soul
My hands, my pride
And when I feel aloneYou Better
And I think I can't go on
I hear him sayin' "Son you'll be alright"
Everything's gonna be alright"
Yes it is NO 1T 1SN'T
The older I get
The more I can see
That he loved my mother and my siblings and me
And he did the best that he could
And I only hope when I have my own family
That everyday I see
Oh I hope I see
I hope everyday I see
A little more of my father in me
A little more of my father in me
I hope everyday I see in me
In me
In me
I hope everyday I see
A little more of my father in me" TH4NK GOG TH4TS OV3R, L3TS MOV3 4ND HOP3 TH4T TH31R 4R3 NO MOR3 MUS1C4L NUMB3RSI Just Noticed They Were Singing Like The Old Western Times
Tisku smiled as he looked back at me. I leaned down. He shook his head and walked back. "Hey Lightning what's eatin' ya? Cat got ya tongue?"I Dont Even Get This Joke M4YB3 N3P3T4 R1PP3D OUT H1S TOUNG3?? 1 WOULD L1K3 TO S33 TH4T that wwould be wwonderfurl. he said as he sat down next to me. "Ha-ha very funny Tisku."Why Are Those Fools Laughing Do They Even Get It I said with sarcasm. We both laughed for a brief moment.
Tisku looked out at the sunset again. He smiled. I looked out and smiled too. The sunset was beautiful, orange, red, pink, purple, blue, and a little black of the night sky crept in to the scenery. K4N4Y4, YOU'V3 S33N SUNS3TS R1GHT?? DO TH3Y 3V3N LOOK R3MOT3LY L1K3 TH1S??They Dont Even Have Spazzing Colors In It And what was best the tornado had died out. "We'll sleep up here tonight. Jason, Kenny ya go gather some fire wood." Tiskunami ordered. He was actin' like the alpha male right now. i wwant to make a reference to the earth movvie the lion king. but i wwon't.
"Sure thin wheats'!" yelled Jason. Kenny just winced at Jason's loud voice and shook his head.
TRANSLATION: they thought it sucked.
Oh Gog Not More Chapters
WWAIT THERES MORE CHAPTERS?!?!?
Y3S TH3R3S MOR3, 1T WOULDNT B3 SH1T 1F TH31R W4SNT
CHAPTER 2: LORD TAKEMARU What A Stupid Name WOULD YOU B3L13V3 M3 1F 1 S41D TH3R3 4R3 WORS3 N4M3S??I Wish
I was workin' on the house with my friends when some random 14 year old man on a strong black stallion deiced to show up. (Ain't I gettin' descriptive? HE NOTES THAT HE ISN'T DESCRIPTIVVE AT ALL. GOOD FOR HIM.OR HER. )He Shattered The Forth Wall WH4T FORTH W4LL?? Warriors are behind him 10, 20, 30, 40 … they just kept coming. I felt my heart racin' faster and faster.
Of course he could see my fear. I was tremblin' all over. * Father help me now. * random asterisks?Karkat Would Be So Glad To See This wwhere is he again? I thought. The man in red armor who was ridin' the stallion thru a sword at Lucas. I jumped and knocked Lucas out of the way. But there was a price … a sword in my leg. Y3S, 4 SWORD 1N TH3 L3G WH4T 4 PUSSYOh No A Sword In Your Leg How Did You Survive That
Tisku came to help. Well tried. The warriors held him and the others back. "Foolish demon." Said the man. He unmounted his horse. From ware I lie I said "I was protecting my friend how is that foolish?" "How do you a demon have friends? Demons don't have hearts. 1F TH3Y D1DN'T H4V3 H34RTS TH3Y WOULDN'T B3 4L1V3 FUCKNUTS they havve life jewwels D1D TH3Y 3V3R 3PL41N TH3 L1F3 J3W3L?? NO? TH3N SHUT UPWho are you? I like to know the names of who I kill. I'm lord Takemaru." Said Takemaru.You Mean Lord Stupido
"Takemaru! Lave him alone!" yelled a girl as she ran from the bushes. "Princess Izyoi!" Exclaimed Takemaru. "Let him go!" The so called princessDid A Princess Just Boss A Lord Around yes a so called one did. yelled. "As you wish." Takemaru said with a bow. And then he and the soldiers left. But Takemaru forgot his sword that was still plunged in my leg.
"Here let me get that." Izyoi said. I tried to back away but just winced at the pain. "Stop! Please before you tare you wound more." The princess walked over careful not to alarm the others or me. She hummed to me as she pulled the sword out. TH3 HUMM1NG W1LL H34L YOU!! HUMM1NG DO3S TH4T YOU KNOW its a wwell knowwn fact.Wouldnt She At Least Be Intimidated By The Blood Spilling Out
Her pull was gentle but strong equi wwould be proud 'cause it pulled out the sword.So It Was Gentle And Strong Because It Was A Sword "Sorry about Takemaru he hates demons." She whispered. I nodded in response but soon fainted due to the pain of the wound. Izyoi gasped. Tisku said soothingly to her "Its fine. He'll be alright girl. Hey why did you protect him?" "I know that not every demon's bad. I've studied a lot of things at my castle's library. The ancient scrolls said a lot of things about the dog demons saving our village hundreds of times." Izyoi said politely. They all shrugged at the princess's words. We have a habit of that. 4 H4B1T OF SHRUGG1NG?? TH4T M4K3S NO S3NS3, 3V3RYBODY SHRUGS maybe wwe should just shrug it off. BUH DUM T1SHAnd Then The Demon Really Is Bad And Kills The Princess The End
no theres one more chapter.
O1
CHAPTER 3: MEET THE KING!
LIGHTNING IS INU NO TIASHOU BUT JUST SAMLL AND HAS THE POWER OF LIGHTNING AND IS THE DOG GODWasnt It Demon. DONE WITH THAT.
The next day.
"Come on! Its all right guys. Dad will not hurt you." H3 W1LL K1LL YOU 4CTU4LLY Izyoi said again. they're lying. kill them. "We rather not go in to the village. Can you bring your father out here?" Tisku asked. Izyoi had wanted us to meet her father. I'm not sure why, but she di Izyoi gave us here "Please I'm just so cute and innocent.What A Dissapointing Charm Please. PLEASE!" look. I hate it when she gives us that look. Finally we gave in "Fine. But you have to bring him out here." I said. Surprisingly I was the last one to give in. TH4T 1S NOT SURPR1S1NG 4T 4LL wwell that wwas quick.And Then Everyone Dies Like In The Classic Horror thats the best ending.
YOU 4R3 R34LLY GOOD 4T M4K1NG UP 3ND1NGS K4N4Y4
